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Gary, everyone is like a king.

* Kerry

* Seven lucky people don't need to answer.

* Text/Gu Yi's speech (Mo Yi Leitian)

* Tanabata He Wen

* There is a knife in the candy

I fell off a cliff.

Fall into the stars

The milky way is not clear or turbid.

Try to get rid of it

Gross met Greer in the summer when cicadas were singing. From then on, a shuddering war began to get out of control.

"Who led me into the fire?"

Hold your hand and walk to the end of the road step by step.

Midsummer, bad light years, mental anxiety. On that noisy day, he saw Greer on that old road.

The third year. Greer really hasn't changed a bit compared with three years ago. It's still frosted, and no cracks can be seen. The chattering blonde fool next to him is gone. A person, one hand in his trouser pocket, black headphones hanging obliquely. Slightly long silver hair floated in the wind, and slightly curved hair set off ripples in Lake all of my heart. There are girls talking about him behind his back, and his eyes are full of amazing spirits. How long has it been since there were beautiful people in this town?

Greg may be a photographer. There is a black tie in front of the white shirt, which is a classic Sony camera. He was bathed in the sun, plated with a shiny appearance, and reflected into the golden eyes of Gaderous.

A long time ago, he said that he enjoyed the feeling of being at home in the world. It was a different kind of romance. Caderousse will always remember that when he spoke, his sky-blue eyes were slightly narrowed and indifferent, but they did not look old-fashioned. That little laughing personality has caused all kinds of troubles for bad boys like Caderousse. The empty stars are reflected in the eyes. In this way, time is amazing.

Greer has never been impetuous by other young people, and even in the rebellious period, he has gone too far. Gaderous is the antonym of Greer. He was born and destined to be Greer's nemesis.

Greer was someone else's child since childhood, and Jadros was a famous bully within miles of Fiona Fang since childhood. Coupled with the thunder lion in the yard next door, the chickens and dogs are restless.

Greer is different from Gadros. Caderousse is an extreme propaganda, the sun in the sky. Sometimes, it is too dazzling, but it will burn the innocent nearby. Golden eyes are always full of golden brilliance. He is like the lion king on the grassland. Greer is unusually calm. The moon in the remnant star, the silver moonlight is like silver hair, dazzling but not burning. The sun and the moon compete for glory, but there is little harmony. The sun and the moon will not appear in the sky at the same time, except for Gaderous and Greer. And this exception is just a mistake of the Lord God. The red line of Yuelao Temple is connected in series with a modest joke.

However, Jared Ross does not think that this accident, a joke, can vaguely erase his fate with Greer for more than ten years. From strangers to acquaintances to lovers to strangers, no one knows Jardros as well, those young and crazy people.

Really, long time no see, Greer.

Jared Ross's face is reflected on the glass of the coffee shop. He raised his hand and picked up the untouched iced coffee on the table, trying to hide the smile on his lips. The result is naturally futile.

Greg, this time, you can't escape.

Guardian Ross's eyes tightly locked on the tall and straight figure, licked his lower lip, and narrowed his eyes to reveal all the proudly look.

"Who wasted the years?"

Sitting on the horizon of the world watching you.

The most romantic thing Gadereau did in his life was for Greer. That summer five years ago, firefly night. It was the first year of his relationship with Greer.

"Greg!"

Jared Ross kicked Greer's door without mercy. The door groaned faintly under the heavy blow. Greer seemed startled by the sound, glanced at the doorman awkwardly, and stared at Gardero with some complaining eyes.

"Go, take you to see a strange thing!"

Gaderous's face is full of youthful and arrogant smile, and it is obsidian and gold. Greer watched helplessly as his lover rushed in and walked out. Bang bang, accidentally bumped into the film at hand. A domino chain reaction. Repeated film collisions finally stopped on the photo of crystal glass. This is the only photo of Jason Red Ross in Greer's room. Very eye-catching.

"Say, wait ..."

"Don't, come back. It' s gone if it' s late! "

Seeing his lover's unhurried indifference, Caderousse raised his face and angrily pulled the long hem of Lagree Bender's shirt. Seeing Jared Ross's childish behavior, Greer poked Jared Ross with his chubby baby face and photographed the salty pig hand touching up from the bottom of his shirt.

"Let's go!"

Caderousse blew out of the room like a gust of wind, and his slippers were kicking around on the wooden floor, blinking and waiting at the door.

Greer asked Jared Rosla to take him. It's already night. White-collar workers on the road are in a hurry, with black suits and shoes, and even their hair is fixed with hair gel, which is meticulous. Looking at the people in the office building, Greer suddenly remembered Caderousse's domineering manner when he was the boss in his enterprise, and looked up at Caderousse. As it happens, Jared Ross has been watching Greer and caught him red-handed. Greer's face is covered with a thin layer of red. Hanging his eyes and staring at the slightly bumpy ground, he was silent. Rarely has Caderousse seen such an embarrassed lover. He held his hand and kissed his face carefully, while Greer was studying his shoes and smiled smugly. As expected, Greer's face turned redder, and it is estimated that he can catch up with the red roses in the hands of the little girl selling flowers by the roadside.

After establishing a relationship with Greer, Gadereau realized that this guy was unexpectedly pure, and Gadereau even suspected that his usual cold eyes were pieces of glass. You can blush at first by holding hands and kissing, not to mention those dirty jokes on weekdays. Gross was secretly pleased that Greer's little secret was discovered. Try to even ask Schleswig for advice, just to annoy Greg. Of course, Greg is not a vegetarian. In addition to his unexpected innocence, he is also unexpectedly vicious.

As a result, Caderousse was poisoned by a poison called Greer. There is no cure, willingly.

"Who caught the dream?"

It's completely in your hands. I have already abandoned my armor and dragged my troops to the end of the road.

Gadoros took Greer farther and farther, and the people on the road gradually became scarce. Dusk sets in the west. In the forest of Nanshan, it is getting dark. Birds return to their nests, and the sound of spreading their wings drives the dense forest to ring. As soon as the rain stopped, I smelled the smell of vegetation, which is exactly the pure natural feeling that Greg likes.

It is said that there are rare fireflies in Nanshan, and people are bound to bump into them in this season. Although there have been such remarks, most people come home late, and gradually, no one cares, only a few semi-old men wander around here after dinner. Caderousse is here to try his luck, and Greer likes this environment. As a matter of fact, jared Ross regretted listening to that guy Schleswig's advice. A few days ago, Schleswig-Holstein patted the table in a smoky food stall and shouted, This is the way to get into the disgusting handsome boy Mi An Hughes next door. Gadereau is also convinced of this. In their cognition, Greer and Mi An Theseus are the same kind of people in some ways, without adulteration. So he happily ignored the environment in which Schleswig said such things. As soon as his forehead was hot, he pulled Greer.

However, Greer around Caderousse is a famous European god in the circle of friends. Miracles always happen. So, they saw fireflies.

Garderoth always remembers that scene.

The so-called, beautiful scenery, beautiful scenery, but that's all.

He saw the silver-haired lovers' slightly enlarged pupils and casual expressions of surprise. He saw the light of fireflies in his sky-blue eyes, just like the stars last night. He saw Greer's lip angle hook up a little until there was brightness to light the stars. He seldom sees this expression on Greer's face.

Gross swept Greer's lips, the man who kissed him countless times in his dream. According to his dream, he is together. Greg's appearance at the moment overlaps with that in his dream. Caderousse's tiger teeth bit Greer's lips gently, more gently than he expected. They kissed in the company of fireflies, with mountains and rivers as evidence and the sky as their career. This is not the first time that Gadereau and Greer have kissed. In this environment, it returned to the era when Gadereau chased Greer. One second, one second, is infinitely elongated, and two shadows are elongated, hugging, connecting and blending under the shadows of trees. Caderousse subconsciously put his arm around Greer's waist. He once praised Greer's waist elasticity and feel countless times, which led his shameless lover to chase him all over the house. Greer looked up slightly, catering to jared Ross's kiss. Words are buried in deep kisses, tiny moans pour down uncontrollably, and then hide in dense leaves.

How long did it take? Greer's face was thin and red, and he became soft, snuggling in Gaderous's arms and breathing. Beautiful wet eyes stare at the culprit with a bright smile, but it's really useless. Caderousse wore a standard rogue smile on his face, bit his lower lip and raised his eyebrows.

"I won."

Greg listened helplessly to the declaration of his lover's two hundred and fifty, and gently reminded his lips. The dim light of fireflies lit up half of my face.

A crushing defeat.

"Who soiled the picture?"

People are really strange animals. Hate is very simple, and it is also very simple not to hate. This is still the hardest thing to like.

When Schleswig heard about Caderousse's experience in Nanshan, he was so angry that he drank three bottles of white wine that night and put twice as much Chili powder in the mutton string. Caderousse can't drink like Schleswig. He has been drinking for a long time. In a daze, I took out my cell phone and called Greer. When Gray heard the noise across the street, he thought it must be Schleswig and Garderos drinking again. Anyway, Caderousse remembered where he was and asked Greer to pick him up and help him fight the thunder lion. Leishi rolled his eyes and continued to drink.

Jared Ross was really stupid when he got drunk. He was worried that Greer would leave him alone in the bar.

It's impossible. Garderos, what are you worried about?

Someone was already here when Greer arrived. Not surprisingly, Mi An Theseus. Schleswig is still very arrogant at this time, holding his lover and not forgetting to bicker. Mi An Theseus gave Greer a helpless smile and let the thunder lion pull him away. Where is Caderousse? Leaning on the bar, staring blankly, there are traces of wine at the corner of my mouth. Baozi's face was flushed with alcohol. Not much better. Grief invisibly frowned and patted jared Ross to see if the man was asleep.

"Ge ... Greer?"

Gaderous's obsidian golden eyes were covered with a layer of water mist and looked at his lover piteously.

Hmm? What happened?

Greer secretly slandered Caderousse's coquetry.

"Will you ... leave me?"

Caderousse guessed that wine was coming. I subconsciously hugged the person in front of me and almost hung myself on that person. Slightly long blond hair brushed Greg's chin. Greer doesn't drink, and he always smells of milk, which can reassure Jared Ross. Now, the strong smell of alcohol and milk is mixed and lingering between them, which constitutes a wonderful chemical reaction. Not bad.

Greer is really crying and laughing at Gadereau's hooliganism now. No one expected that Caderousse, who was angry every day on weekdays, became such a child at the beginning of binge drinking. Caderousse's weight almost made him untenable, and Greg grabbed the bar with one hand. The resident singers on the stage a few meters away were singing and dancing, and the floor was shaking. The audience is dancing, and the glass stilts are filled with bright red liquid. This kind of carnival, Greg has always been dismissive.

Yes

Honest and good people.

What matters now is that drunken Caderousse. Greer straightened up and gently coaxed Caderousse, feeling like taking care of a nine-year-old child. Gadereau hung on Greer like a koala and finally pulled him down. A bystander who ignores banter. Greer pinched Caderousse's baby fat face and motioned for him to try walking by himself.

I finally got rid of Jardros and left the bar. The thunder lion who drank wine has been blacklisted by Greg.

Caderousse, who was still awake, stumbled out of the door of the bar and loudly asked Greg for a kiss and hug.

Why didn't you say you wanted to hold it high?

Greer can't do anything about Jardros. A look of victory flashed in Gadros' golden eyes.

Go home. Shh-

"Who broke the bubble?"

Seeing you from afar through the crowd, I think this man and I used to be so good, but now we are not.

Greer had a fight with Jared Ross.

Greer and Jardros broke up.

Greer left Caderousse.

In principle, with Caderousse's temper, quarrels are common. But this time, it's true.

Schleswig met Jardros in a bar. Unexpectedly, when Caderousse saw Schleswig, he became furious. His right hand clenched his fist and went straight to Schleswig's handsome face. The red wine was splashed by violent action, and the crystal cup wobbled, almost didn't fall down, and finally broke into pieces.

Caderousse, are you crazy?

In the face of such violence, no one will be in a good mood, let alone the grumpy Schleswig, who rolled up his sleeves on the spot and ignored the bartender's stop. But the next moment, I was stunned by Jardros's drunken words.

"Greer and I broke up."

"He left me a room full of souvenirs."

"He said he was tired. He doesn't want to continue to get along in this meaningless environment. "

"We had a fight."

"I said, well, you go."

Garderos' long blond hair covered his eyes, his lips leaned against the bar and his right foot was on the ground, but he looked tired. He looked up at Leishi. Caderousse didn't cry, but obviously, the original dazzling obsidian color suddenly faded. The sun, disappeared. Severe dark circles indicate how long he has been insomnia. He gave a self-deprecating smile.

"Schleswig, I fucking love him."

"But what can I do now? He even left me his mobile phone, and no one knew about him. Go up in smoke. "

"A farce!"

Caderousse's hand thumped on the bar, and the glass fell to the ground with a crisp sound of broken glass.

Schleswig secretly slandered this man as a ghost to himself, and he saw the power of drunkards. At present, the most important thing is to restore Caderousse to health as soon as possible. Schleswig is well aware that Greer is obviously avoiding Gadros. It is quite possible that he is in this city.

Gadereau said that he had an illusion that Greer was there, watching him in the dark and laughing at him.

However, there is always something that becomes a fuse and burns at a certain point. Gadoros's troublemaking temper is incompatible with Greer's slowness, fire and water, and sooner or later he will burp. Sure enough, a miracle is not a miracle after all.

Separate, separate.

Schleswig-Holstein didn't guess wrong, and Greer didn't leave the city. A city, so big. Can meet, it is fate, can't meet, not the future will be uncertain, but simple common sense. When Greg left, it happened that Qiu Hu was coming. He only brought a black bag. All the photos of Caderousse in the camera have been deleted in the recycle bin and can't be found anymore. I didn't bring my mobile phone because it was full of caderos.

Really, coward.

There are few people in the suburbs, so few people naturally notice. Caderousse didn't put his hand down to look for it, so he guessed that he was too busy. Greg suddenly found that in recent years, it seems that it suddenly became a blank.

The train has left.

"Who pushed me into the basket?"

At that time, I secretly liked you, really like a dragon guarding the treasure, fierce and naive, powerful and lonely.

Garderos has changed.

His left arm and right arm, Rhett and Zuma, are completely clear.

Powerful and lonely. On the third day after Greer left, Jadros rented out the original house. He learned to smoke. He didn't even touch it before, because Greg didn't like the smell of choking nose. Now, he thinks this thing works. I have to say, he is really addicted.

He stopped laughing. He used to laugh. Because Greg says he looks good when he smiles. But he now thinks that for the strong, laughter is redundant because it is too cheap.

He became more irritable and unreasonable. Sometimes he doesn't even trust Reid and Zuma. He only believes in himself. He suppressed his opponent with tough measures and warned him to start with arrogant words. He has no opponent, he isNo. 1, and he stops shouting. Because the person he worships has gone.

Greer became a forbidden area for everyone, and no one mentioned it again. Gossip has long been suppressed by the Gaga lion, and these so-called bugs can't get into Gadros' eyes at all.

Gadereau was tired of understanding that sentence. Just, it's too late.

Greg has left, obviously. They even kidnapped Kim, threatened Kelly and bribed Ghost Fox. There was no result, and even the rumor that he was dead was slowly spreading until it reached the ears of Gaderous.

"Who told you there were no eyes?"

The air pressure around suddenly dropped, and jared Ross stared at the person in front of him, his fist clenched and his hand trembled slightly on the table.

"Which one has no eyes?"

"impossible!"

Jared Ross lost his temper. It was in the summer when cicadas were singing. All the memories came back immediately, scurrying around in his mind, laughing at him, waiting to see his jokes.

"That's enough!"

Jared Ross slapped the table, kicked his subordinates, and a man tripped.

"Red, you know what to do."

The red-haired man quietly checked Gadereau's expression, and his smirked expression completely converged at ordinary times. Do you still need to treat Caderousse like this?

The big room soon quieted down, and the only clock on the wall ticked without arrogance. Caderousse sank heavily into his chair, and the pain spread from his heart.

Gadereau, you are ill. Heart disease.

Admit it, you're running away. You will never forget it.

Admit it, you are weak and fragile now.

Damn it!

Garderos has changed.

On the 500th day, he gave up smoking. He said, no.

On the 600th day, he gave up drinking. He said, no.

On the 700th day, he calmed down. He said, no.

The 800th day. The 900th day. Day1000th.

Who doesn't like it? Greg.

He began to connive at his men looking for Greer, although he knew all about the previous concealment.

Kidnapping, threats and bribery. It's just hush money Gadereau suddenly felt that his EQ was underestimated.

On the1000th day, Kim said, Gardros, we found Greer.

Slag. Lie to me. You have heard from Greg for a long time, but you are just afraid to say it. Gadereau, sitting in a high-backed chair, left the pie mouth contemptuously.

Have you had enough jokes?

What does Greer mean to Gadros?

The sun is back. He said he was going to chase the moon.

"Who will end this torture?"

"Long time no see ..." "Sorry."

On the first day 10 10, Gadereau arrived in Greer's town.

On day 1024, Greer met Gadereau in the coffee shop.

Is it an exciting surprise? Unexpected?

Gadereau was not sure whether Greer had seen it. After all, for coffee, Jadros prefers coke in a small shop a few meters away. Coffee is so bitter that Caderousse never adds sugar or milk.

Greg didn't see Jared Ross at first. He only noticed the casual sight, more than one. He and Caderousse, born night hunters, have unparalleled perception of the external environment. Unlike Garderos, Greer knew from the beginning that this was an escape, and he was escaping from his heart. It is only a matter of time before he suspects that Garderos will find him.

He was drunk in the middle of the night, and the feeling of regret was overwhelming, disgusting and uncomfortable. He blinked away the saline hanging on his eyelashes.

He also fantasized about reunion. Strange, isn't it? He thinks so himself, obviously not so fragile. What are you expecting?

He never questioned Jardros's position in his heart. He has been pondering, perhaps not expectation and joy, but liberation.

He squinted at the sun hanging in the sky, which was unreal, dazzling and irritable. He suddenly wanted to laugh, so he smiled. This is how Garderos feels, he thought, dazzling and hurtful.

Damn it!

Then he saw Caderousse's golden hair, which was so gorgeous that even the glass of the French window could not cover its light.

Time has stopped.

Garderos smiled. They did not move, through a window, through two summers, through a layer of gauze, waiting for someone to pierce. They are waiting for the result. After all, we are all proud people.

Gadereau made the first move. Black coffee, which almost no one touched, was mercilessly abandoned on the dining table by Gadros. He pulled away his chair, stood up and fell into the light off guard.

It's too dazzling.

It is not sunshine that shines, but people.

Greg didn't move. He just watched jared Ross come over, walk through the fireflies in Nanshan, walk through the chaos in the bar, walk through the chaotic room, walk through the silent confrontation, and then just step into his life and wait for a while. Once again.

"What if your lover has amnesia?"

"Chase it again."

A few years ago, the pride of teenagers overlapped in dark memories.

They didn't speak, just waiting for one of them to speak. Strange struggle? Right? These two people, suddenly returned to childhood, like anger. Only, this time, there is no winner.

"Hey, you ..."

Open your mouth without warning and freeze at the same time. They laughed to tears in the sun. Very strange feeling. They have never experienced it.

The so-called resentment has been abandoned in the dark corner, and no one cares.

You're mine. It's all mine.

In the distance, the sun is still shining.