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Free reading in Shang Yun.

By Shang Yun Qin Wenjun.

The first chapter Cloud dressing tabloid

Update time 20 10-7-29 9:27:45 words: 4334

A few days before May, it was the Labor Day holiday. After getting up early in the morning, Shang Yun began to edit tabloids. The tabloids she made up were colorful, and her father jokingly called them "cloud dressing tabloids". My father always says unexpected things. He is a super fun father.

Shang Yun only compiles one tabloid at a time, that is, he records everything that happens at home on drawing paper and then posts it in the dining room for everyone in the family to see. "Cloud Dress Tabloid" does not let go of the big and small things at home, because some small things are very interesting. For example, a swallow flew in from the window and stayed in Shang Yun's room for a day and a night. When it dozes off, one eye is closed and the other eye is open. Dad thought and said it was lazy. Some things are not too big or too small, but they are particularly funny. Shang Yun doesn't want to miss them. For example, cousin Mao Mao said that she talked in her sleep and cursed the thief. As a result, she scared off the thief who was about to sneak in.

Anyway, Shang Yun likes to record the life he saw with his own eyes in the cloud tabloid, and then draw colorful pictures.

Everyone should smile after reading the tabloids. Dad keeps the tabloids that everyone has read, so there is a thick stack of "cloud-dressed tabloids" with dozens of kinds. Dad likes this tabloid very much. He always said, "it would be nice to look through the tabloids made up by my family." It is very warm. The good old days will not slip away, and we can always get it back. "

Shang Yun looks watery. Her face is like a pink ball. Her eyes are big. Her good friend Xinxin said that Shang Yun's eyes are like two almonds. Her eyelashes are long and dense, and her hair is black and bright. Everyone who has seen her likes this handsome and gentle little girl, especially her father, who loves Shang Yun the most. Shang Yun's mother, mother-in-law and grandmother all love her very much. They live in a big house. There are always three houses on this floor. There are three uncles living in the small house at the end of the corridor, and there are three aunts living next to them. There are a lot of people living in the three houses, there are eleven people. This is a big family.

At this moment, there was a burst of footsteps, and Zhou Tianjiao, the son of Uncle Shang Yun's family, came running. He is short, staring and domineering. He said, "Shang Yun, you are making ugly tabloids again. Can you write the names of the whole family? "

"Do you still need to ask?" Shang Yun said, turn around and continue to write and draw in the tabloids.

Zhou Tianjiao was only in the first grade at a young age, and he already felt that he was an authority figure in his family. He is naughty and overbearing, as if he doesn't care about anything, but he remembers one thing most: gender. How proud is he of his gender? What an arrogant little man. Maybe his mother, Aunt Lily, always said that he was the only boy in the family and wanted to carry on the family line, so she was proud of him. In his eyes, girls should be like kittens and need a boy like him to protect them, so he called Shang Yun by her first name instead of her sister.

"I just want to ask." Zhou Tianjiao is aggressive.

"Can you ask something more difficult?" Shang Yun felt looked down upon. Since she was literate, she began to make up tabloids. Ask an adult if you can't write. Now she still can't write the names of all the family members. Even she knows the family background of Uncle Yongkang and Aunt Lili. The cloud dressing tabloid is also unambiguous.

"You can't write, not even this. Not as good as me. " Zhou Tianjiao said, "I will write your and your mother's names."

Shang Yun said, "You don't understand Chinese. Also, please don't say' your mother', say' Aunt Xiaoyun'. Do you know how to be polite? "

Zhou Tianjiao ignored him. He is too confident to listen to Shang Yun. He picked up a pebble from the big flowerpot where grandma planted orchids, held it in his hand, and immediately said, "Zhou Tianjiao is looking for treasure for the first time. This is an eight-color stone that no one in the world has found. "

When he was bragging, the "eight-color stone" in his hand fell, and with a bang, his grandmother's flowerpot was broken.

"Look, look, you are in trouble!" Shang Yun said anxiously.

Zhou Tianjiao's eyes popped out and said, "Well, the eight-color stone fell by itself, and I'm telling the truth."

After committing the crime, he gave up the "eight-color stone", shrank his neck and fled the scene and returned home.

Shang Yun looked at the broken flowerpot, and the soil in the flowerpot fell out, and all the delicate and noble orchids were crooked. She felt very uncomfortable, thinking, forget it, grandma will feel uncomfortable when she knows. She cherishes this orchid. Besides, what day is it today? Who dares to do such a stupid thing?

What day is it today? Look up. There is a big birthday sign in the hall. Today is grandma's birthday. This is the biggest event for the whole family. Grandmother is the ancestor of this family. She is very old, 95 years old. Some old people are over eighty years old, and their legs and feet are as heavy as millstones, but their mother-in-law is different and their bones and muscles are very strong. In spring, they began to wear unlined upper garment shirts, rolled up their sleeves, and were even more afraid of the heat than young people. Shang Yun's father said that Grandma could live to be 150, setting a world record. Really, as long as grandma refuels, why not?

"This week has been a bad day for Tianjiao," Shang Yun muttered to himself. It is not good for his grandmother to make such a mistake on her ninety-fifth birthday. Mother-in-law is very particular about her birthday. She should be lucky and lovable. How disappointing it is to break her mother-in-law's love on this birthday, and ruin the whole atmosphere.

At this time, Aunt Yao's daughter Mao Mao came, wearing pajamas, just to get a book called On Life and Love, which was Shang Yun's mother's, completely an adult's book. Cousin's eyes were raised and she didn't notice the change of orchids. Shang Yun pointed to the flowerpot and showed it to her. Mao Mao flew into a rage when he learned that Zhou Tianjiao was causing trouble. He asked Shang Yun to catch Zhou Tianjiao quickly and said, "Look, I'll clean him up and knock his skull."

But Zhou Tianjiao refused to come. Is he stupid? He jumped on the ground like a little crocodile and immediately got under the bed. Shang Yun didn't dare to make a hullabaloo about, for fear that disturbing Aunt Lili would make things more troublesome. Shang Yun can only go back to tidy up the broken flowerpots, put on new flowerpots and straighten the orchids.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Tianjiao ran over and said, "Let me help you."

Shang Yun said angrily, "I'm helping you. I blame you for breaking the flowerpot. "

Zhou Tianjiao hasn't quit yet, saying that it's all the fault of the "eight-color stone". He said "cough" and spit out a big pool of foamy mucus from his small mouth.

"That's disgusting." Mao Mao said, pushing him forward. "Who told you to do bad things!"

"I didn't do anything bad. I didn't do it. You did it. You forced me to do it." Zhou Tianjiao croaked.

Zhou Tianjiao's physical fitness is so poor that he can't keep up with school morning exercises every day. He often falls behind after running half a lap on the playground, and once vomited on the plastic runway on the ground, clutching his chest. Weak body, smart, bad brain. He especially dislikes Yao Gu's daughter Mao Mao. On one occasion, Mao Mao scolded him. While Mao Mao wasn't looking, he broke all the pencils in the pencil box on her desk, and stole a wet tissue to wipe her mouth and threw it into the urinal. On another occasion, the whole family went to a restaurant for lunch. Zhou Tianjiao also picked up the "Dragon Copy Hand" that he accidentally dropped on the ground, and secretly put it on the plate next to Mao Mao, trying to watch her quietly swallow the dirty "Dragon Copy Hand". Later, Shang Yun discovered it and stopped this little plot.

Zhou Tianjiao's idea of playing tricks hit a wall. He was still crying, saying that Shang Yun had also changed from a kitten to a big tiger.

Shang Yun tabloids clearly recorded the process of Mao Mao and Zhou Tianjiao becoming enemies: when Mao Mao was very young, a thief climbed into Mao Mao's house in the middle of the night, and the thief stole many valuable things, even the lucky money hidden under Mao Mao's pillow was found out. It never left Mao Mao's mind, which made him feel terrible and shocking. However, after hearing about this incident, Zhou Tianjiao insisted that Mao Mao recall what it was like to be sneaking around.

Mao Mao was so angry that he thought he was deliberately mischief and asked such a tricky question. A few days later, Zhou Tianjiao's favorite deformation toy could not be found. Everyone said that it was taken away by thieves. Zhou Tianjiao was so anxious that he cried.

Later, the deformed toy came out again. It turned out that Mao Mao deliberately hid Zhou Tianjiao's baby and let him experience the bad luck of being a thief.

Mao Mao said, "Now, you should know. You finally tasted it. "

"Mao Mao is not good, Mao Mao stinks." Zhou Tianjiao said.

Mao Mao can't stand him because her self-esteem is very strong. She gave Zhou Tianjiao a hard push and said, "Dare you scold me? I'm telling you, thieves are very powerful, stealing everything and sometimes stealing people. I hope you are stolen by them, because you are like a broken purse! "

Until Shang Yun changed all the flowerpots, Mao Mao and Zhou Tianjiao were still in a hurry. They are not to be outdone.

"I despise people who have done bad things and still don't admit it." Mao Mao said.

"You did something bad." Zhou Tianjiao said, "It's you. Mao Mao is a caterpillar."

At this time, my mother-in-law and grandmother came back from shopping. They are happy and don't know anything. Mao Mao stare at Zhou Tianjiao, hurriedly take a book to leave. Seeing her leave, Zhou Tianjiao approached Shang Yun and pulled her sleeve. His tone of voice to Shang Yun seems a little softer. He said, "Don't write about breaking the flowerpot in the tabloids."

"Why?"

"Stop writing."

"That's not for you to decide."

On Sunday, I stamped my foot arrogantly, which made Shang Yun very angry. After a while, Zhou Tianjiao was called to grandma's room, and Shang Yun was still stuck with one thing. If only Dad were at home, he would tell a few jokes and Shang Yun would forget all his troubles.

Grandma's birthday "Shou" is written vigorously by her father, who is a famous genius and likes dancing and writing ink. Dad is so kind to grandma, and grandma is his grandma. In order to give grandma a big birthday party, dad set out early in the morning and went to Chengdu to buy grandma's favorite food.

My mother-in-law is very particular about food. She has been the daughter of a big family since she was a child. She was born in Chengdu and has seen the world. She is very picky about food. She loves to eat Chengdu Baijia Gaoji pork intestines rice rolls, but she wants to find a dirty roadside food stall to make it, saying it is the best pork intestines rice rolls. Husband and wife lung slices: She likes the store on Zongfu Road. After eating the husband and wife lung slices made in this shop, she only recognizes this one. Sometimes her father buys her husband and wife's lung slices made in other restaurants, teasing her that she bought them on Zongfu Road. She put them down after tasting them and said, "It doesn't taste good."

Yunshang was about to continue to compile her "Yunshang Tabloid", when she suddenly heard a burst of crying and shouting from her mother-in-law's room, Yunshang rushed to have a look, and came back and continued:

Poor Zhou Tianjiao. He caught a cold, and his mother-in-law was reluctant to let him go to the hospital for an injection, saying that she had a way to deal with it. She poured white wine and rubbed it on his limbs with coins dipped in white wine. Mother-in-law still stuffed onions in her nose, which are slightly thicker strips of onions, otherwise she would have inhaled them, and the strips of onions were covered with cotton wool. My mother-in-law is also helping. She said grandma's earthwork was very useful.

Later, Zhou Tianjiao stopped crying and seemed to admit it. After a while, he ran out. Oh, he's like an elephant with onions in its nose. Shang Yun couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Tianjiao pretended not to care, covered his nose with his hand and whispered, "You are not allowed to write about breaking flowerpots in tabloids."

"Why did you say it again?" Shang Yun said.

"Just don't write."

"Please don't say any more." Shang Yun said.

Zhou Tianjiao was rejected, and he was as angry as a wild elephant. He said that he would decide that Shang Yun's tabloids should be called "naked clouds" instead of "cloud clothes", and he also said some very ugly things.

Seeing that he was so angry, Shang Yun giggled. In fact, Shang Yun knew all about Zhou Tianjiao's "scandal". Once he went to the park, he had to climb over the iron fence to get in. As a result, my pants were cut and my ass was half exposed, so I used a big leaf of banana tree to cover my shame. Several times, he learned martial arts and rushed forward. As a result, he ran into aunt Lili's arms in a panic, knocked her to the ground and had a bag on her head. He also secretly laughed and said that the bulging thing was a "meat steamed stuffed bun".

Mao Mao decided to punish him and get justice for Aunt Lily. It happened to be a rainy day. Zhou Tianjiao said that he preferred to punish himself, so he deliberately climbed high and jumped into the stagnant water. He wanted everyone to admire his bravery, but his head got stuck in a puddle and he was in a panic. On another occasion, he didn't think of practicing his voice until it was dark. He stood there practicing. The roar of monsters can be heard everywhere in the corridor. Mao Mao wouldn't let him sing. He would bite Mao Mao's hand. He doesn't care that Shang Yun and Mao Mao will take the final exam the next day.

These things were not recorded in the cloud makeup tabloid, because Zhou Tianjiao was the proudest, and Shang Yun didn't want him to be sad. After all, he is the youngest brother in the family.

The second chapter alarm clock mom

Update time 20 10-7-29 9:28:34 words: 30 13

"Hurry up, will soon, cloud petticoats, tabloids haven't made up enough? Want to spend a lot of time? " Mother said, "Look at you, so carefree and comfortable. Can't you see I'm in such a hurry? "

Shang Yun's mother, Cui Xiaoyun, tidied up the room after getting up. When she saw that Shang Yun was still there, she was a little reluctant and her voice became louder. Shang Yun's mother is a beautiful woman with a kind heart, but her temper is a little short-tempered. Her father said she wanted to be "spicy" before she got married, but she became "sweet" a lot after becoming a mother. But even now, Shang Yun can't stand it. She always urged Shang Yun, so her cousin Mao Mao nicknamed her "alarm clock mother". There is a fashion cloud and her good friend have a heart-to-heart conversation. She called her mother "alarm clock mother" and called her "cactus mother" in her heart, because her mother always insisted on her own shortcomings and kept talking.

Mother is anxious to take Shang Yun to the hairdressing salon to repair Liu Haier, and then buy more pens and notebooks for Shang Yun. In this way, she can give Shang Yun more homework, so as not to be "comfortable" all day during Shang Yun Festival.

The proprietress of that hairdressing shop is naturally devoted and talkative. She showed those color magazine advertisements to Shang Yun's mother, saying that as long as she permed the young girl's hairstyle, she would be ten years younger. Mother was tempted and decided to have a temporary perm.

After pruning Liu Haier, Shang Yun wanted to walk around, but her mother wouldn't let her go. She asked the boss's wife for a pen and wrote it on paper with a clip full of hair. Soon, I wrote a page of dense calculation questions. She said, "Do the questions and test you on the spot."

Mother permed her hair and became a fashionable girl with curly hair. When she saw herself changed in the big mirror, she hardly recognized herself, and she was quite flattered. She was very happy to see that Shang Yun had just finished the calculation and said, "Go get it, go get it, don't delay."

Shang Yun couldn't smile. The cat is doing exercises in the hair salon, the noise of the hair dryer is in her ear, and the burning smell of hot hair is in her nose. It's really hard, and it makes her dizzy when she does the problem. Shang Yun deliberately ignored her mother and walked on for a while. Her mother found that she was in a mood and said in a slightly sorry tone, "Okay, okay, sorry to bother you." Want to eat Chongzhou buckwheat noodles? Let's go, let's go, don't go home for dinner, let your mother Yang make a pot of mandarin duck, and the two flavors will be together. "

Shang Yun is a buckwheat noodle shop in Chongzhou. She and her mother have been there many times, and the shop is located in an alley. That alley is really amazing. You can call it Duck Intestine Hutong. It twists and turns, and the narrowest passage is only 80 cm. If sumo wrestlers, the fat man on TV, walks to that place, he may get stuck.

Shang Yun's mother likes that shop very much. She always said that the noodles in the shop were delicious, the soup was delicious, the noodles were elastic and the shop was clean, but she never got tired of seeing them.

This Chongzhou buckwheat noodle shop was opened by Aunt Yang, my mother's old acquaintance. They were close friends in middle school. Aunt Yang: Yes, it's very strange. She said that she was adopted when she was still in the womb, so she was her mother Yang.

Yang's mother is an official cadre. She is very beautiful, loves to talk and laugh, and has a sweet voice. She resigned early to open a shop. Now it has several branches and villas, which are very developed. My mother always says that Yang is a child prodigy, and she is very careful and generous, and has many friends in all aspects. Her shop is located in Dujiangyan, named after Dujiangyan, a famous water conservancy project built by Li Bing, the prefect of Shuqin County in 256 BC. Therefore, the passenger flow is sufficient and the business is booming.

Mom and Yang are like sisters, telling each other what they have confidence in. Uncle Xu, the husband of mother Yang, is very handsome and good at collecting antiques, so mother Yang also likes to say that her husband has a vision, buying gold in troubled times and antiques in prosperous times. Yang's mother even told her mother how much her antiques are worth now. How beautiful clothes they bought, they all want to show each other.

Guess her mother recently permed her hair. She really wants to show it to Yang's mother and listen to her opinion. But Shang Yun wouldn't let go. She didn't want to go there. Mother Yang always makes fun of her, saying that she is a little beauty, and she wants to buy more things. In the future, she will marry her son, so that the two families can get married and enjoy happiness together.

Yang's mother is most afraid of listening to what she says, and she will blush every time she hears it. What's more, mother Yang said so loudly that there were other guests in the shop. In case those people take it seriously after hearing it, how ugly it will be to spread it out again! Besides, Xu Hao Shuang was embarrassed to hear this. He is a classmate in Shang Yun's class, and both of them are class committees. It seems that he also knows this strange story. Sometimes when he is alone with monk Yun, he is uncomfortable and scratches his head, as if there is no place to put his hands and feet.

"Come on, let's go." Shang Yun's mother said, "It won't be long."

Shang Yun didn't say no, nor did he say no. She looked at her faint shadow in the window and kicked a pebble on her toe.

Mother understood Shang Yun's body language and said, "What are you dawdling about, strange elf? Forget it. I'll take you to eat bean soup. "

They went to a restaurant that made bean soup, which was exactly what Shang Yun liked. The so-called bean soup is the soup cooked by soybeans. Shang Yun likes to eat pork lung and bean soup. It doesn't sound very exciting, but you'll know it when you eat it. The soup is thick, fragrant, fresh and really delicious.

What Shang Yun wants is a set meal of bean soup and rice. Besides bean soup, there is also a bowl of rice and a small dish of cold salad made from pig offal. It's refreshing to eat together, and the seasoning tastes particularly good.

Out of the restaurant, Shang Yun smelled a fragrance. Outside the restaurant, a vendor is pushing a double-beam bicycle to sell steamed cakes. Shang Yun saw that steamed cakes were cute and turned around again and again. The stall owner quickly said, "I don't know if I don't taste it." It is a food that has been lost for 50 years. It's a pity not to try it. "

Mother bought a steamed cake for Shang Yun. She was not shocked after tasting it. Actually, it's steamed with rice noodles and sugar hearts. Made three hairs on the spot. It tastes not only slightly spicy, but also very spicy. Mom said that she ate this steamed cake when she was a child, but she couldn't remember the taste. Asked her mother to take a bite, her mother pushed her hand away, saying that it was because Yang's mother was slim, and she seemed unable to hold back and stopped touching sweets. On the other hand, she really doesn't like sweets, which has nothing to do with fitness, so she doesn't even smell it.

Mother walked all the way and looked at her watch. As soon as she saw that it was already 1: 30 in the afternoon, she said that she didn't need to go home at once. At this time, Aunt Lili is mopping the floor. Mother suggested going to the nearby street garden. Shang Yun can recite English words for a while, and she will wait for Shang Yun's father.

Shang Yun nodded. She missed her father a little. When my father came back from Chengdu, the family was full of excitement. Dujiangyan is located near Chengdu, in the west of Chengdu plain, 55 kilometers away from Chengdu, and it can be reached by 30 minutes' drive through the fully enclosed expressway.

Mother mentioned Aunt Lili again, saying that she would never stop at home and would not let anyone step on the floor. I hope everyone has no feet and two wings. Shang Yun's mother also blames her for spoiling Sundays and putting Zhou Tianjiao beside her mother-in-law and grandmother all day, which makes the home and outside more hectic.

"Xiao Yun, Xiao Yun, Xiao Yun."

Shang Yun heard someone calling him mom many times. This is a decent gentleman. He is tall and thin with a long face and big eyes. Maybe he uses his brain too much on weekdays. In short, his hair is a little sparse, revealing a shiny scalp, and his hair is specially smeared with a lot of hair tonic. He is wearing a black and gray plaid trench coat, with straight pants and polished shoes. Unlike Shang Yun's father, he is very good at designing clothes and has a lot of temperament.

"I haven't seen you for a long time. There is really nothing to say. " The man said with a charming smile, "Cui Xiaoyun, is this your daughter Shang Yun? What a lovely girl. "

"Really ... hello. How old is your doll? " Shang Yun's mother said.

"My son is twelve years old this year. Monk cloud is the same year. "

"How do you know that Shang Yun is twelve years old?"

"I know everything about you. I have nothing to say, but I have information. " He said easily, "You don't give us face either. You never attend the party of our old classmates. Will you go to the party tomorrow? "

"No, it's empty." Mother said, glancing at the distance with her beautiful phoenix eyes, and said to Shang Yun, "Go to the platform for a while. Is your father here? "

After waiting for two long-distance buses, Shang Yun greeted his father with a big smile. He was carrying many gifts on his shoulder. At this time, my mother came.

"Mom, who was that uncle just now?" Cloud type seriously asked, "what do you call your little rhyme? He should call you Cui Xiaoyun. "

"I grew up together when I was a child." Mother blinked her eyelashes and said vaguely.

Dad took a look at his mother and said, "Is it a handsome guy from another planet? Why don't you mention his last name? "

Mother smiled and said, "I have a strange feeling." If you want to know, ask carefully. "

Chapter III Celebrating Birthdays

Update time 20 10-7-29 9:29:43 words: 3645

Grandma's birthday party is about to begin. Shang Yun quietly leaned in to observe it. The light was so strong that he waved his eyes. The table was full of delicious food, and my father bought the spicy hoof flower that my grandmother loved. It seems to be cooked after cutting pig's trotters. It's not greasy at all. Dip in Chili oil to eat, hoof flower is strong and delicious. To grandma's delight, dad also bought a bench to copy her hand.

Mother-in-law said, "I know, smell this fragrance ... did you buy it at the one on the north first street of Gulou?" I know the area near Daiyu Bridge very well. That shop is a century-old shop. "

Dad said, "Really, the handwriting on the shop door plaque is really good. I heard it was written by Liushahe. Shang Yun, have you heard the story of "bench handwriting"? According to legend, there was a ferry in Meishan that year, and he opened a handwriting shop. There is no table, only a bench, hence the name. "

The beautiful aunt is here. She took care of things in the shop very early. Yaogu runs a small hotel, which is neat and elegant, and the charge is not high. She likes to receive tourists from all over the world and listen to their stories, views on life and what they are doing and want to do. Yao Gu listened so readily, as if she had experienced joy and gained more knowledge by interacting with people. She is often very happy.

Shang Yun's uncle and Aunt Lily set wine and cakes on the table, and Aunt Mo gave grandma the birthday girl embroidered by herself. Grandma blushed. She said, "Let's eat. Let's all sit down and eat."

Almost all the big round tables were full. There were eleven people in the family, but only ten people came. The seat next to Yao Gu in Shang Yun was still empty.

"Where is Mao Yongkang?" Shang Yun's father asked Mao Yongkang if he was her aunt's husband and Mao Mao's father.

"No matter him, his cell phone doesn't answer, it's turned off." Aunt Yao said, "Let's eat first. When he came, he ignored him. I don't know how to go home early today. "

"What are you talking about? You are his cousin, so you are overbearing. " Shang Yun's grandmother said, "If you ask me, if Yongkang doesn't come, we won't move chopsticks. What are we afraid of? I can wait. "

"If you want, just listen to the old birthday girl and let Shang Yun wait patiently. When you are hungry for a while, you will not eat anything until you finish eating." Shang Yun's father said, "Mao Mao, where did your father go to be happy? Do you want to eat skewers in a fly restaurant or make friends in a teahouse? He is good at playing. "

"Who knows him?" Mao Mao started calling while complaining.

Mao Mao is a naughty and outgoing girl with good looks, high forehead and great style. She is more than one year older than Shang Yun, but she is much more mature and has a strong personality. She strives for the first place in everything. She studies well, plays basketball and embroiders well. At all times, she dresses neatly and is full of pride. She likes training people too much.

Mao Mao called her father, Uncle Yongkang, and kept calling, never giving up. But after making more than a dozen phone calls, she said that the other party turned off the phone, and she became angry. She said, "People who have no concept of time are the hardest."

Shang Yun's mother-in-law looked a little nervous and said, "Don't touch anything. Yongkang is not a melon head or a member of the love stand team. "

Gu Mo said, "He has something serious these days, that is, to contact the procurement of kiwifruit. He just went to have a drink with the customer and didn't want to be urged by his wife and laughed at by his business friends. "

Shang Yun's mother-in-law listened and nodded. My mother-in-law gave birth to two "bald heads", that is, Shang Yun's father and uncle. Only Yao Gu has a daughter, which is the smallest, so it hurts Yao Gu the most.

"That's what I care about." Mother-in-law said, a little embarrassed. "As a mother, children are a concern, and they will still hold them when they are old."

Although the mother-in-law is old, she is still very good-looking, with a delicate face and red clouds on her cheeks. When Shang Yun's father-in-law was alive, he was very kind to his beautiful mother-in-law and took good care of him. So far, my mother-in-law often thinks of her father-in-law, and her nose is sour. Sadness is like this, it can't be pushed clean, sometimes it seems to be pushed away, but it will come back. My father-in-law's ashes are hidden in my mother-in-law's bedside table, and her mother-in-law is reluctant to let him leave. In her other bedside table, there are all kinds of small handicrafts that my father-in-law used to play with.

Aunt Lili stood up, surrounded Zhou Tianjiao to her grandmother, and asked Zhou Tianjiao to salute her birthday. Shang Yun's mother said, "Let the three children be together."

"Let Tianjiao come first, Zhou Jia is alone." Aunt Lili said proudly.

Aunt Lili is from Mianyang, her parents are in Mianyang, and she has no relatives here. She is dignified and delicate, kind, and has a white baby face. Shang Yun's uncle is very kind to her. Her necklace, ring and bracelet are all from her uncle. They are pure gold and famous brands. They are a Qi Xin couple, inseparable. Aunt Lili is talking now, and she still has to stare at her uncle as if we had discussed it.

Zhou Tianjiao is quite successful. He dutifully paid tribute to his great-grandmother and gave her a small red envelope. I also kept saying that Aunt Lili had contributed and added a man to the Zhou family.

Mother-in-law loved it the most and said, "It is also my mother's credit for giving birth to such a good baby girl to Zhou's family."

"And Mao Mao, the best." Shang Yun's father said, "The ancestors accumulated virtue, and the descendants prospered." These three children all call our hearts as we wish. "

Aunt Lili said, "Our Tianjiao was passed from one room to another."

"Aunt Lili is so shocking, like Sister Xianglin." Mao Mao muttered.

Mother-in-law asked Mao Mao to call her father again, and the phone was turned off. Grandma has to wait for her granddaughter. She especially likes her granddaughter, saying that she is good-looking, like a university professor, soft-tempered like dough, knows how to love her wife and dolls, and is good at doing kiwi business.

Shang Yun's father said, "Kiwi in the mountains is delicious and rich in vitamin C, which is ten to twenty times higher than that of citrus and fifty to two hundred times higher than that of apple. According to the Internet, taking kiwi fruit and fruit juice regularly can reduce cholesterol and triglycerides, and also inhibit the production of linoleic acid, a carcinogen, which has preventive and adjuvant therapeutic effects on hypertension, hyperlipidemia, hepatitis, coronary heart disease and urinary calculi. Then let Yongkang leave more home. "

"Yes, let the whole family eat it every day." Aunt Yao said.

Grandma said that kiwi root is a good Chinese medicine, which tastes bitter and cold. It has the effects of clearing away heat and toxic materials, promoting blood circulation to reduce swelling, expelling wind and promoting diuresis, and is suitable for traumatic injury, furuncle, rheumatoid arthritis, pulmonary tuberculosis, and galactorrhea.

Aunt Lili said, "Yongkang can do business and make a fortune. How happy she is. "

Yao Gu said, "It's a pity, it's very hard. Farmers believe that kiwifruit can be sold to 4 yuan at least 3.50 yuan per catty, but this year the highest price is only 2.60 yuan. Only super-grade fruits can be sold to 4 yuan per catty, and only about 30 kilograms of 100 kilograms of kiwifruit can reach the super grade. "

Aunt Lili said, "According to people in our hometown, it costs only 60 cents to grow a catty of kiwifruit. As long as the purchase price is not lower than this line, they will not lose money. I will come to study one day. "

"Can you eat this bitterness?" Mother-in-law said.

"impossible." Aunt Lili said, "It is not affordable to have a boy. At present, life is still moist, but sooner or later, I have to send my child to a famous university and buy him a room. Hey. "

"At that time, everyone will help." Grandma said.

"That's because I'm in a hurry. My mother-in-law is a great-grandson, so I can leave it alone." Aunt Yao said.

We chatted for a while and found that we really couldn't wait any longer. It's late, the moon has risen, and the bright light shines on the treetops, which feels like a dream.

Great-grandmother's birthday party started, and Shang Yun stopped eating vegetables, so the atmosphere was very dull. Shang Yun's father tried his best to make grandma happy and took out a big bouquet of roses. Grandma celebrated her 95th birthday, so there were 95 roses in the bouquet. However, grandma is not very interested, because she is thinking about Uncle Yongkang, and Aunt Yao is a little uneasy. She said that she never cared about Uncle Yongkang on weekdays. It was a strange day, but she tried to contact him, but it broke the news. This is a strange feeling.

After the birthday party, when my mother-in-law settled 95 roses, she found that the flowerpot of orchids had been changed. She insisted on finding the original flowerpot, and finally Shang Yun had to reveal something.