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Long joke brain teaser sharing: cold joke brain teaser

Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. Adults and children love it. Below, I have arranged a long cold joke and brain teaser for you. Welcome to reading.

Lengthy cold jokes, brain teasers

A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by the sheep, but didn't eat the sheep. Shrimp (blind)

Another wolf passed by the sheep and hasn't eaten it yet. Sea shrimp (still blind)

The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Lobster (deaf and blind)

Who is Amy's mother (Hua)

Who is peanut's father (butterfly)

Who is the grandfather of Hualianmi (popcorn)?

Dragon cold joke brain teaser 2

1. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed. difficult

2. Q: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? !

They call it the old woman's cake. Why not get a wife if you buy it? ! difficult

3. Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. What is a black and white red horse?

A: It's a shy zebra, hehe.

4. Brain teaser: Obviously he is a nearsighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first?

Brainstorm answer: I can't see anything.

5. Q: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? !

They call it the old woman's cake. Why not get a wife if you buy it? !

6. Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse?

This is a shy zebra.

7. Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world A: Robot cat.

Why: Because he always reaches out his round hand to people!

8. Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world? A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

9. One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

10. Brainstorm question: If someone asks you the way, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Brainstorm answer: Is this the earth?

1 1. How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

12. Brain teaser: Who doesn't use electricity?

Brainstorm answer: Burmese.

13. Brain teaser question: Why does the pointer only point when the fat sister A Ying stands on the weighing scale?

Brainstorm answer: the pointer turned once.

14. Brainstorming question: What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after they got married?

Brainstorm answer: no one came to the wedding banquet.

Dragon cold joke brain teaser 3

1. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health care product} Answer: The cover in the cover is average.

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: The new cover is just so-so.

The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Giant calcium is just so-so.

4. The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dogs are just so-so.

5. Magic soap made of pig liver and bear bile (guessing boxing idiom) Answer: The liver and gallbladder are in harmony (soap).

6. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? Answer: A policeman takes a taxi.

7. When is the best time to raise your hand? Answer: When a person points a pistol at your head, it is usually.

8. In Walk with Me, what happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies? Answer: They gave birth to a bunch of caterpillars.

9. What's the name of Feng's child? A: The water rises (the wind rises).

10. Who will give Andy Lau a glass of water? Answer: Aha (Aha, can I have a glass of forgetful water? ) general

1 1. Why can't I see God's penis? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

12. Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took a man away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called "Mahjong".

13. What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand) Just so-so.

14. Brainstorming question: What is more popular and more loved?