Humorous jokes are short.

Humorous jokes are very short. Humorous jokes can help us get rid of the fatigue of the day. Words have a certain power. Different jokes have different meanings. We can use such jokes to ease our mood and see that humorous jokes are very short.

Humor is short: 1 1. The wind is like a crazy lion roaring, making a deafening sound. The tree was painfully shaken by the wind and whined.

I angered my girlfriend again. It is no use apologizing. She turned around the house angrily: Hum! I want to buy something expensive! As soon as I heard it, it turned around! Spend money to eliminate disasters! Immediately say: good! I will go shopping with you. Then we went to the commodity market and bought a washboard.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

4. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan's husband and play whenever you can. You can't just eat him.

5. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

6, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

7. I am small-minded, but I am not lacking. I have a good temper, but I am not without it!

8. You also let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling and heating really can't stand it!

9. Women like two kinds of flowers best in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

10, two birds share the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

1 1. Who do you think you are? You are overflowing water. I don't even want a basin.

12, my grandmother said that I was born from my knee, and as soon as my mother bent her leg, I was squeezed out from my knee.

13, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

14, the so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day.

15, people have lived all their lives. Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you have no money. Smiling is better than frowning. Friends often remember, happy life!

16, stupid man+stupid woman = get married; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

17, God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

18, I am a civilized person, and all swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

19, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

20. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

2 1, so tired, I want to cut a knife on the back of my head, and then collapse to the ground and install a piggy bank.

22. When you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

25, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

I go to bed like a wild animal, especially like a koala. I slept 18 hours.

28. Mozzie, you have hands and feet. Why don't you get a job and live a good life?

29. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.

30. The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

3 1. If I don't love you, I won't be bored enough to care about you.

32, too late to say, has become a regret in our hearts.

33. Sometimes, things are simple, and the complicated thing is your own head.

34. I may not love you, because having is the beginning of losing.

35. Say to those women who love me: You can love me all your life if you have the ability.

36. You are my belief, which makes me firm and inseparable from you!

37, people can't take money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

38. It is better to forget you happily than to be in a world you don't want.

You need to forget what you have lost, be grateful for what you have and look forward to what is coming.

40. It's not that I don't want to play computer in the morning, but it's already noon as soon as I get up.

Humorous paragraphs are short by 2 1. Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

3. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

4, life I am sorry for you, because I have never been good to you.

5, seventeen or eighteen years old, angry, thrown into the water, the water can be boiled.

I know it's not good to waste time, but I really enjoy it.

7. I thought meeting me was your fate, maybe your hurdle.

Since you are a loser, I will use it.

9. Hot and grumpy. Stop it if I don't laugh.

10, one white covers all the ugliness. Are you white or ugly?

1 1, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

12, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

13. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

14. Couples come every year, especially this year.

15, you asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.

16, close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.

17, I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

18, live fish will go upstream, and dead fish will drift with the tide.

19. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

20. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

2 1, there are no more tears in my eyes, some are full of tears.

22. Some people can't say anything, but I just want to see him take a bath.

23. I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

24. Why didn't you die while I was alive?

25. Wear school shoes and take the road of learning hegemony.

26. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

27. Poor grades are temporary, but my beauty is always there.

28. It's very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

29. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

30. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

3 1, lend me your daughter for one year, and I will pay you back one big and one small next year.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

34. None of you can bully her, only I can!

35. Don't laugh at your cell phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.

36. Because I have a glib mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

37. Skipping classes is a person's happiness, and attending classes is a group of people's loneliness.

38. Your life is like a clothes hanger, covered with a green hat.

Teacher, can we change the teaching method? Like dreams.

40. Look at your wonderful bones. Being with me is good material.

Humor is short, 3 1, never met. My online girlfriend said she wanted to know what I looked like. I sent her a photo of six people in our dormitory and proudly said: I am the most handsome person in it. As a result, she guessed right the sixth time.

On the bus, the old lady is afraid to ask questions every time she stops. As soon as the bus arrived at the station, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the convention center?" "No, this is ribs!

When I was shopping in the mall that day, I heard a salesgirl shout loudly that the time limit for leather shoes was 60% off for one hour. When I walked past, I suddenly heard her whisper that I was exhausted and had been shouting for two hours.

4. Boyfriend: Honey, do you know why all fish are dumb? Girlfriend: I don't know. Boyfriend: It's simple. All you have to do is put your head in the water and try to say a few words.

5, chatting with friends, speaking of you, I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you were like a monkey, and some said you were like an orangutan, which was really too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!

6. When my boyfriend came home from work, he saw a note left by his wife on the table: "Dear, I went to my girlfriend's house. I had fish for dinner and the fishing rod was behind the door.

7. Teacher: "What is your ideal?" Pupils: "Eat well, dress well and live well." Teacher: "Can your ideal be higher?" Pupils: "Eat well, dress well and live well."

8. Get off work at noon and go to dinner with colleagues. There is a big man doing it cross-legged by the roadside. I asked my colleague what happened. Colleague: "I have no money to buy medicine, so I have to sit on the ground and return blood."

9. I lost the bet today. I bought a sanitary brocade for my deskmate. I was about to enter the classroom when the teacher saw me. Ask me what it is. I said tactfully, it's bread. The teacher dumped me: stand outside and eat before coming in.

10, walking with his classmates, he accidentally dropped his Nokia on the ground and turned it into three parts, you know ... mixed with several coins. Only passers-by said faintly: Oh, look at people, even the phone bill has fallen out. ...

1 1. The barber downstairs hit a sugar-coated gourd seller! At the police station, the policeman asked the barber, "Why do you sell candied haws?" The barber said, "I am perming my hair in the house, and she is shouting perm outside!" " "

12, working overtime today. The female colleague brought a bag of milk and heated it on the water heater. My male colleague is going to turn on the water. The female colleague whispered, do you feel my milk is hot? Male colleagues say there are many people, while female colleagues say it doesn't matter. Touching is not for you to drink. ..

A humorous joke (classic)

1. One day, I heard a friend quarreling with his girlfriend. His girlfriend said, "Get out of here!" Friend: "well, fuck off and don't call me back!" " "His girlfriend:" I didn't tell you to go straight, I told you to go back and forth! "Roll back and forth ..."

2. A: "My ex-girlfriend has a good figure, but she is tall and heavy. I can easily throw her up. " B: "it's good! How did you become your predecessor? " A: "er ... I threw it too high and missed it." I'm still lying in the hospital ...

3. Girlfriend: "Me, what's yours?" Man: "You are my Coca Cola!" " Woman: "Hee hee, I hate it, so you can hold me in your hand?" Man: "Where do you want to go? I mean, you are angry! " "

4. The guest said to the little host: Look, what beautiful curly hair, is it given by mom? The young master thought: I think my father gave it to me, because now he has no hair on his head.

The captain is very strict about hygiene. One day, the sailor reported that the deck was washed with glass and the mast was washed. Please indicate. After the inspection, the captain was really spotless, so he said, then wash the anchor.

6. My girlfriend didn't go home until the early hours of the morning when she played mahjong. In order not to disturb her husband, she stripped off her clothes in the living room before entering the bedroom. Just when her husband woke up, he was furious: it's too much! You lost everything?

7. When I was at school, I donated blood in the school square. CC gave me a manicure set and CC gave me a watch. A MM in the next class felt very happy when she heard about it. She ran to the nurse and asked, "What's C?" The nurse said calmly, "Send a coffin.

8. A gentleman picked up a mobile phone and called the owner to ask him to get it. The shopkeeper said, "I paid for it. What if you don't return my mobile phone? " A gentleman: "We pick things up and do things according to our conscience!

9. A couple went to a restaurant, looked at each other affectionately and forgot to order. For a long time, the young man spoke: I really want to eat you. Girl: I want to bite you too. The waiter coughed and asked, What would you like to drink?

10, the landlord is looking at the house with the new tenant. Tenant: "It seems that this house often leaks water." Landlord: "No, no, it only leaks when it rains."

165438+ I suffocated on the spot.

12, my boyfriend was thirsty just now. He found an office to drink water, but didn't find a paper cup. Seeing no one, he put his mouth under the tap of the water dispenser to drink. The result ran away: "Who installed the faucet, and the blue faucet came out with boiling water!" " !

Humorous jokes (selected articles)

1, wife is TV, lover is mobile phone, watch TV at home, go out with mobile phone, go bankrupt and sell TV, get rich and change mobile phone, watch TV occasionally, play mobile phone all day, TV is free for life, and the mobile phone will stop if it is in arrears.

You young people just take money too seriously! "Dad criticized us." Nothing is left on the table. What if the wind blows away?

3. I lost a bet with my boyfriend today, so help him soak his feet. He said to add some salt. I thought about it and added some rock sugar, vinegar and medlar to the basin. Boyfriend: Is this related to Chinese medicine? Boyfriend who learned from my mother: Does your mother often soak her feet? My mother often makes pig's trotters.

4. "Master, why do I feel heavy every time I wake up at noon?" "You are too persistent." "What should I do?" "Don't take a nap later.

5. The boyfriend is teaching his girlfriend to drive. When the car went downhill, the brakes suddenly failed. Oh, my God, the car can't stop. His girlfriend shouted, what should I do? He said, find a cheap one!

6. I scolded my son for one thing yesterday, saying that your mother is a pig and you are a pig. My son turned to me and said, Dad, why are you so unlucky? You married a pig and gave birth to another pig!

7, a boy, downstairs in his girlfriend's dormitory, tried to use musical instruments to set off the atmosphere, but he only played suona. While blowing, my girlfriend pushed open the window and shouted, "What are you going to do, red or white?" The boy said foolishly, "that depends on your opinion." ...

8. My girlfriend thinks my car configuration is too low, there is no navigation, DVD, not leather seats. In a rage, I went to the garage and assembled everything. Mechanic: I have been repairing cars all my life. I've never heard of putting these things on a bike. ...

9. A roommate keeps a goldfish, and the final exam is coming, so we all regard it as an examination god. As a result, we passed the final exam, and we really passed it all, but the goldfish died with a white belly somehow. Roommate said he was exhausted.

10, a diaosi post: It is said that if you like someone, you will smell a special taste from ta, which is the only witness between you. . Another diaosi replied: You all have special body odor!

1 1. A city man went to the countryside to play. Just as he was having fun, he suddenly heard a farmer shout, "Comrade, you stepped on wheat." The city man took a look at the farmer and said, "Without education, this is called an outing." The farmer kicked him into the river and said, this is still called treading waves!

12. My wife went to the hospital for an examination. I happened to have something to do, so I had to let her go alone. When I got home, I asked my wife what the doctor said. The wife said unhappily, "The doctor said, why did the party come alone and the perpetrator didn't accompany him?"