Sichuan jokes hurt the stomach.

Sichuan joke encyclopedia hurts the stomach.

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a cold joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Now, let's have a good laugh!

Sichuan jokes are full of laughter. A joke: Sparrows and crows put together a dragon gate array.

The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you?

The crow said: I am your phoenix!

Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son?

Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler.

Joke 2: One day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually loves to wrangle, wrangled again.

:? What is Yao Ming's height? There is a man in our hometown who is much taller than him.

? Who is it? We asked in unison.

? Leshan Giant Buddha? She said proudly.

Everyone is dizzy. Did two cups drop?

A GG is not convinced:? Isn't it more than 70 meters?

But it was interrupted by this Sichuan MM: Is it only over 70 meters?

Another person said confidently:? It is 7 1 meter. ?

So, you people don't even know some basic knowledge? This MM is very eloquent. How about people sitting at 7 1 m and standing?

Everyone fell to the ground?

? Get him up! ? This GG is still unconvinced

? Well, people have been sitting by the river for more than 1000 years, and they have already got arthritis from wind and rain. Try it for a few years! ? Everyone is completely speechless?

Joke 4: What's the use of a teacher's homework for students? Begging? And then what? Requirements? Make sentences.

After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday, my mother stewed a pot of trotters, and my father ate them before they were cooked.

Stop and say, can't you move? . Mom said:? Please chew! ?

Sichuan jokes hurt the stomach 2 1. The advantages of girlfriend: hone your patience, challenge your temper, break through your bottom line, shock your heart, arouse your desire and spend all your wallets.

2. Girls can't write argumentative essays well. In the final analysis, it is because they only know the facts and never make sense.

3. When a woman finds a boyfriend, she will suddenly get a strange disease, which will lead to the following symptoms: she can't eat alone, can't sleep alone, can't even lift her own bag, can't even twist the bottle cap of a drink, and her intelligence will be completely reduced. She will not be able to book train tickets, and even forget how to use the payment function in online shopping.

4. It is best for girls to find a national football fan when choosing a spouse. What kind are they? Don't regret being abused at the end of ten years, and occasionally laugh like Chinese New Year? Superman.

5、? Buy horses in the east, saddles in the west, reins in the south and whip in the north. ? What is Mulan's main purpose in joining the army? Do you buy it in buy buy? Wish.

6. I was going to marry my ex this year, but I accidentally found out that he actually went whoring, which made me cry. Why didn't he go to his old classmates and spend the money? A man who doesn't keep the house can't have it!

7. Young people talk about the object, think more about the good of the object, and don't always complain that people don't have you in their eyes. You are not an eye.

Sichuan jokes laugh at your stomach three 1? How many people are there in your family? Eleven mouthfuls are not eleven mouthfuls, but one person. ? Twenty-one bites are not twenty-one, but actually a bite. ? 7 1 mouth? No way! Either 7 1 bite or 1 bite! ? 91 bites. Yes, it's a bite.

2. The female leader came home at night and was suddenly boarded by two men. A man threatened to be honest with management. We're here to rob you. ? The female leader laughed and scolded:? When I was carrying your mother, I was so nervous about such a happy thing. I thought I was detained! ?

3. Today, a friend of mine published a sentiment. She said? Do you hate those strange things that grow on your body? Is that what I said about him? Do you have two extra legs?

4. My:? Why do you sell shrimp? Manufacturer:? 26, weigh it. Wow, man? My:? Bullshit, you old shrimp. All yellow, 26. The shrimp next door is tender than you, only 24.

After a Wenchuan earthquake survivor was rescued by a foreign rescue team, the reporter interviewed him and asked him how he felt. The survivor thought for a long time and said, * * *, this earthquake is so fierce! After I was dug up, I saw all foreigners. I thought I was shocked abroad! ? Please listen to jokes in Sichuan dialect every day to bring you a happy smile.

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