Those classic embarrassing jokes in life

Those classic embarrassing jokes in life

1. If the breakfast shop wants to buy milk tea and steamed bread, the result is: Auntie, give me a nipple. ...

2. When I was in computer class, there was something wrong with my computer, so I raised my hand and shouted, Hey, boss, give me another machine.

3. Get up early in the morning and plan to brush your teeth before taking a shit. When my roommate saw me going out, he asked, hey, why did you leave so early? I said: brush shit ... and then, I became famous in the dormitory!

4. I was so full at the buffet once that I went out to take a taxi and bent over several times without getting in. I said to the driver's eldest brother, I'm sorry, you go first, I'm going to throw up when I bend over! Then the driver's big brother drove away with a stupid face!

I saw the bus coming as soon as I went out in the morning, so I ran like hell ... like hell! When I finally got to the bus stop, Nima ... realized that this was not the bus I was waiting for at all.