What's interesting about the boys' dormitory?

The boys' dormitory was cut off from water, and the toilet stinked, leaving no one in charge for a day. A boy suddenly got dysentery. He couldn't stand it any longer, so he smoked a cigarette and went straight to the toilet. One, two ... There's only one match left, and the cigarette hasn't been lit yet.

"Shit," the boy scolded. Fortunately, the last match was finally struck, and the boy smiled: "I still don't believe I can cure you!" " After saying his word, the smoke has rushed into the sewer.

two

A boy suffered misfortune one after another: his newly bought clothes were cut, his wallet was stolen and even his second-hand mobile phone was stolen. An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise. The boy succeeded in catching up with a girl. After a week together, the boy was fired. The boy said to himself, "It seems that I can be a prophet." It turned out that after successive misfortunes, the boy joked to his roommate, "I will have a woman in the future, probably."

three

The dormitory talked about where women are the sexiest. Lips, buttocks and collarbone. Everyone is arguing endlessly. At this time, a voice came from the bed: "The sexiest place for a woman is her toes." The dormitory suddenly became quiet.

four

The light went out and everyone was talking about the first kiss. Some say it's for the first girlfriend, while others say it's for the current girlfriend. A boy sighed, "I don't know the taste of women's lips yet." The boy in his lower bunk replied. You are all better than me. I was born. My first kiss was taken away by an old nurse. Otherwise, my mouth will be crooked.

five

A boy's dormitory surfed the Internet and chatted with a girl:

"Where do you work?"

"Four major hospitals"

"This kind of feeling is really good. Take care of yourself when you go to see a doctor in the future. "

"Do you know where the Fourth Hospital is?"

"I don't know"

"Our hospital is a mental hospital."

"..."

six

There is news about Liu Xiaoqing in the dormitory. A boy asked, "What does Xiaoqing's brother do?" Some say they are agents, some say they are actors, and some say they don't know. At this time, the boy smiled and said, "Isn't his brother studying in Changji College?