This joke is very sad.

A male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

One day, there was a candy aisle halfway, and my tired legs were weak! It turned into fudge ...

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread ~ ate a meatball ~ turned into steamed bread ~

A fat man fell from 12 floor and died ... what happened to him? Dead ~ ~ fat ~ ~ son ...

One pig said to the other, "People say we are pigs. Let's break up!" "

Essay:

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

Once upon a time, a man named Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, his family shouted his name: "Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ..." Then a passerby saw this scene and asked, "What are you happy about?" Cool family suddenly burst into tears:

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"That's awesome!"

Policeman: "Say, what's your name?"

Prisoner: "My name is Jackie Chan."

Policeman: "Why don't you call Zhen Chen? Correct your attitude and tell me your name ~? "

Prisoner: "My name is Zhen Chen.

Xiaoying borrowed a pen from Xiaoming, but Xiaoming didn't.

Xiaoying: I will die if I borrow it. ...

So Xiaoming lent his pen to Xiaoying. ...

After a while, Xiao Ming died. ...

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdained to say "I'm starving" and coveted the beautiful woman! Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared. Man: "... bread. "

Another man was dying in the desert, and he also found the magic lamp. The magic lamp said, "I can realize your two wishes." The man said, "I wish I could drink water every day and see a woman's ass." Coaxed all his life, he became a ladies' toilet. .....

Panda man wants QJ panda woman, and panda woman struggles and resists to the death. Panda Man said angrily after the failure: "Please, we are all going extinct!" "

The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for rescue. After diagnosis, the doctor said: for the spread of anti-virus liquid, it must be amputated! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor comforted him, brother, relax, and you will be an earthworm in the future.

One day, Xiaoming and Xiaohong went camping.

Set up the tent and go to bed.

Before midnight.

Xiaohong suddenly woke Xiao Ming up and asked him, "What do you think of when you see the stars in the sky?"

Xiao Ming said, "When I saw the stars all over the sky, I really felt very small. What about you? "

Xiaohong: "It suddenly occurred to me that our tent was taken away ............."

A buddy went to the hospital and said to the doctor, "I ache all over." It won't be a terminal illness, will it? " The doctor said it was impossible. The cow is pressing its stomach with its fingers, which hurts. He pressed his thigh again and again, and his face turned blue. Then ... the doctor said, "My finger is broken!" " "

There is an old lady in a mental hospital.

Wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella every day, squatting in front of the hospital.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor was dressed in black with a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two men were silent for a month.

Finally, the old lady said:

Excuse me ... Are you a mushroom, too?

Slightly longer:

Three white rabbits picked a mushroom. The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together. The younger one says I won't go, and you can eat my mushrooms when I'm gone. The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one said he wouldn't come back. Eat the other big one first and then wait ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Don't wait for us to eat.

Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms ~ ~ ~ ~

The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"Oh. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, I still haven't."

"Oh. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, give me two!" "

The rabbit came to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you sell carrots here?"

The boss said, "No."

The next day, the rabbit came again and asked, "Boss, do you sell carrots here?"

The boss said, "No."

On the third day, .......... Rabbit: "Boss, do you sell carrots here?"

The boss said angrily, "No way. If you come back tomorrow, I'll pull out all your teeth with pliers! " "

The fourth day, the rabbit still came: "boss, do you have pliers here?"

The boss said, "No."

Rabbit: "Do you sell carrots here?"

The boss went next door to borrow pliers and pulled out the rabbit's tooth.

On the fifth day, ........................ Toothless Rabbit: "Boss, do you sell carrot juice here?"

When the millionaire drove past a village in a luxurious extended Lincoln, he saw two beggars pulling grass by the roadside and stopped immediately.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call 1, and the rich man points to another beggar." And you, call your family. "

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"Never mind, just call them all."

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below.

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see.

After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. Just then, Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window in the blink of an eye. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor.