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Beckham's Roaming

Beckham's vagrancy is a cartoon. The story says: Mother Cat gave birth to two kittens: the little black cat named Bao Xiao and the little white cat named Beckham. Bao Xiao is strong and strong, but Beckham is weak and even barks like a mouse, but Beckham always says, "I can do it!" " ".The following is the story of Beckham's wandering that I compiled. Welcome to read!

A mother cat gave birth to two kittens: Bao Xiao and Beckham.

There is a locked board in the corner of the yard, and the shed is piled with old wooden boxes, broken chairs, three-legged tables and other messy things. The woodshed was covered with grass, which almost drowned it.

Mother cat is going to have kittens. She fell in love with this place.

"This wooden house is wonderful," thought Mother Cat happily. "My children will grow up happily here!"

One night, mother cat climbed into the wooden shed and got into a hole at the top of the shed, where she gave birth to two kittens.

Mother cat suddenly feels that she is the happiest person in the world!

Before the kittens were born, the mother cat thought of a name for them. If you have two children, the older one is called "Bao Xiao" and the younger one is called "Beckham". In this way, if she mentions her children to others, she can say, "My little baby …" Then she says Bao Xiao and Beckham. How nice! This is a very clever mother cat! "I must give them the most nutritious food," thought mother cat. "Let them all gain weight, just like two little fat pigs!"

In this way, when the two kittens are still nursing, the mother cat thinks about what to eat every day. It's not easy: I want them to eat more fish, but I'm afraid the fishbone will get stuck in their throat; I want them to eat more sugar, but I'm afraid they have cavities. Mother cat was thinking, writing, writing and wiping, wiping and writing, and it took a long time to decide on a recipe.

We only look at two of them and know how happy these two kittens will be in the future:

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

1 Fresh milk, two bottles of small fish, four steamed mice, four live grasshoppers, four bird eggs and four eggs.

Shrimp soup, two bowls of slugs, six sweet and sour mice, four fresh fish livers, ten butterflies and twelve butterflies.

A few days later, the mother cat found that the two children were different. Beckham is smaller and weaker than his brother Bao Xiao. When Bao Xiao can stand firm, Beckham's four legs are still limp and he can't stand up at all. When Bao Xiao was able to stand up unsteadily, he had already started jumping around his mother and being naughty. Even the voice is different, Bao Xiao call:

Meow!

Although the voice is thin, it brings out a little cat's prestige.

Beckham heard his brother calling, which made him feel very funny. He also learned to scream, but the voice he called out was:

Gee!

Mother cat can't help getting angry when she hears such a sound. She said to Beckham, "What, are you a mouse? Why do you call it that! "

Beckham is embarrassed. He also thinks his brother's name is very nice. He wanted to shout louder, so he shouted again with all his strength. Don't want to shout out or:

Gee!

Beckham was very sad. When he heard his own voice, he burst into tears. Moreover, because he shouted too hard this time, his four calves became weak and shook and fell on the straw pile.

Mother cat can't help feeling sad when she sees this scene. She sighed and thought, "I don't think the child will live long ..."

Two unfortunate things happened: Beckham was taken away.

Two days later, a naughty boy played with a slingshot and shot the glass ball into the wooden shed as a "bullet". He got the key and went to open the big lock of the wooden shed.

At this moment, the mother cat is feeding Bao Xiao and Beckham. Hearing footsteps, she felt something was wrong, jumped up and decided to take the baby away at once. But she can only take one at a time. I don't know if it's because she is eccentric or because she has no time to think about it. She picked up Bao Xiao, who was strong, and jumped out of the roof in three jumps, leaving Beckham who could neither run nor jump.

Poor Beckham! When he saw the door suddenly open and a boy broke in, he could only scream in fear: Hey!

The naughty boy was very happy to see a kitten on the straw pile. He stopped looking for a glass ball, grabbed Beckham with both hands and ran out with a smile.

Mother cat left Bao Xiaoan outside and hurried back. But Beckham has disappeared from the wooden shed. Mother cat's heart suddenly cooled. She cried for Beckham, but she couldn't find him anywhere.

For several days, mother cat sneaked into the wooden shed every day to find her Beckham. Once, she even sneaked into the naughty boy's house to search, but Beckham didn't even have a shadow.

Mother Cat took Bao Xiao to a nearby park and settled down in a secluded place. You can catch not only mice, but also butterflies and grasshoppers here. There is also a big lake in the park. Every night, groups of fish swim to shallow water, and mother cat catches fish. She has only one child, Bao Xiao. Be sure to fatten him up!

Bao Xiao lives a very happy life. Mom did everything for him. He doesn't need to catch mice, fish or leeches by himself. Mother told him to wait at home. Make delicious food. Mom cooks delicious food and gives it to him. All the other kittens have to wash their faces themselves. Bao Xiao doesn't have to work hard alone. His mother bathes him every day.

Bao Xiao knows nothing about hunger, cold and heat. Because besides three delicious meals, he always has snacks and sweets around him. It was very cold, and his mother held him in her warm arms. When it's hot, my mother keeps blowing cool air for him with a big leaf.

Once, he heard the birds in the bird's nest in the tree chirping, "Mom, I'm hungry, I'm hungry!" "

Bao Xiao thought it was interesting. He also called: "Mom, I'm hungry, I'm hungry!" " "

This really worries the mother cat. She ran out quickly and caught a big fish. Bao Xiao has just eaten two mice, and his stomach is still full. But he thought the big fish was delicious, so he ate it all. As a result, at night, Bao Xiao had a stomachache, vomiting and diarrhea, which lasted for several days.

So, although Bao Xiao ate a lot of good food, he didn't gain weight. After a long time, he is still so young and seems to have lost weight. Mother cat is worried. She said: "This child, he is not nutritious enough!" "

One day, Mother Cat went out to find something delicious for Bao Xiao. Bao Xiao is playing on the grass under the tree alone. At this moment, two little sparrows came and landed in the tree.

A sparrow said, "Look, that kitten is so small that it has a beard!" " "

Another sparrow chirped, "Really! Really! "

Bao Xiao is angry. He raised his head, opened his eyes wide and said, "Just grow a beard! I am happy, you can't control it! "

Two sparrows shouted at him together, "as long as you mind!" Just care! Just, just, just, just! "

Bao Xiao wants to catch them and jump up like his mother. But he has never jumped like this. Not only did he not jump high, but when he fell, his head was still on the ground and his neck fell off.

Bao Xiao immediately called out, "Mom-!"

Hearing Bao Xiao's crying, Mother Cat rushed in and picked up Bao Xiao: "Good boy, don't cry, don't cry! Tell mom, where did it fall? Listen, how many times have I told you: don't run or jump, watch it fall ... don't run or jump again! "

Two sparrows told Bao Xiao's jokes to other birds. As we all know, there lived a stupid kitten who could neither run nor jump.

Later, even the mice heard about it. The mice snatched the delicious food from Bao Xiao while the mother cat was away. Those mice are really bad, not counting taking things. Biting the tip of Bao Xiao's tail made Bao Xiao call "Mom" when he saw the mice.

Knowing this, Mother Cat shook her head and sighed. She said, "Alas, both my children are like this!" "

Bao Xiao is a little unconvinced. He said, "Bao Xiao is better than Beckham. Beckham barks like a mouse! " "

After Bao Xiao finished speaking, he called out "Meow-"to show that he called better than his younger brother. Mother cat thought, "that's true." Beckham's body is too weak. Even if he doesn't lose it, he may die ... "

Mother cat has been very sad since she lost Beckham. Now that I think about it, I am relieved.

Three Beckhams saved themselves.

What happened to Beckham?

The naughty boy grabbed Beckham with both hands and went back to the house. He took out a cardboard shoe box from under the bed, poured out the picture book inside, and drew windows, doors and wheels on both sides of the box with a red pencil.

"This is a bus!" He patted the shoe box and told his little sister. Then, he buckled the shoe box on the kitten.

Beckham was locked in a shoebox, and he felt quite stuffy. He let out a whoop of "Yi-"and slammed the box out with his head.

With such a gyro, the shoe box moves on the floor.

"ha! The bus is leaving! The bus is leaving! "

The boy jumped while clapping his hands.

The young lady standing by smiled, too.

However, the "big bus" stopped after a while, because Beckham inside really couldn't hold on, and he wanted to have a rest.

The naughty boy is impatient. He shouted, "Drive faster!"

The box still doesn't move. The boy opened the box angrily and gave Beckham a hard slap. Beckham shouted "Ji" and rolled on the floor for a long time.

Little sister ran over and picked up Beckham and said, "Don't hit the kitten, how pathetic!" " "

The boy said, "How nice it would be for him to drive the cart for us!" "

My little sister clung to the kitten: "I want to take a real car, don't watch the kitten drive a big car!" " "

The next morning, my little sister really got on the bus. She and grandma have gone back to their hometown and have to take a bus all day! My brother also gave her a kitten as a gift.

The coach has been driving for a long time. My little sister thought it was fun at first, but then she got sleepy and fell asleep on the mat with her head tilted. But Beckham did not sleep. He put it in a shoebox and covered it. Although there are many small holes with awls on the lid, Beckham still feels bored. He just "uh-huh-"kept screaming. A passenger said, "Why did you bring a cat?" Always screaming, what a nuisance! "

The little sister's grandmother smiled and said, "Well, it's all the children's fault. I said that there are plenty of cats in the country, and she has to bring them! "

The carton slipped from the hand of the sleeping young lady. A wind blew from the car and rolled the carton out of the window.

The carton turned over twice in the air and landed in the grass.

Beckham was knocked unconscious and it took him a long time to wake up. He felt quiet around and the box was no longer bumpy. He doesn't know what happened. He pushed the lid with his head, but it wouldn't open. There is a string to tie the box in the middle. Beckham didn't know. He pushed and pushed until he was so tired that he lay down and gasped. Either go out or stay here until you suffocate and starve to death. Beckham wants to go out. So I gasped for a while, got up and pushed hard. When it can't move, it pushes the paper wall on the side with its two front legs, and doesn't want to hang any feet on the paper wall. Beckham had a hard time tearing off this foot, and a carton was torn off.

"What is this?" Beckham felt very strange, so he bent down his front foot and looked at it carefully. Only then did he find that there were several curved, sharp and hard things in the soft little meat pad on his front foot. As soon as he tried hard, those sharp and hard little hooks stuck out.

He looked at the other foot again. It turns out that there are four feet!

Beckham tried to grasp the hard paper wall with these small hooks, grasped it firmly and pulled it hard. The cardboard box hissed and was torn up.

Beckham was happy. He thought, "I still have such useful things on me!" Why didn't my mother tell me? "

Beckham took turns grasping with two small paws. The paper fell one by one, and the place became thinner. Soon, he dug a small hole in the thick paper wall. The small hole was dug into a big hole, and he finally got out.

Outside is the dazzling blue sky and the endless prairie!

Beckham looked back at the carton again. That vicious box just now almost suffocated him. Now, with his mouth wide open in the dark, he seems to be swallowing him again. David Beckham was so scared that he plunged into the grass, staggered but ran away step by step.