Joke: Hanazono Sakura and Xiaobei fell in love. What was the last thing? Type a word?

1: Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: Please let me go, don't bake me to eat.

the man said: ok, then let me ask you some questions.

Squid is very happy and says, Take the exam!

Then this man roasted the squid ..

2: I had schizophrenia once, but now we have recovered.

3. An international student took a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead told him to turn left. He was not sure and asked the examiner,

"Turn left?"

A: "right"

So ... hung up ...

4: One day, mung bean committed suicide and jumped down from the fifth floor, bleeding a lot and turned into red beans; Has been pus, and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally became a black bean.

5: Xiao Ming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew ........................................................................................................................................................................ "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's the matter?" "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

8: A pair of corn fell in love ...

So they decided to get married ...

On the wedding day ...

One corn couldn't find another corn ...

The corn asked the popcorn beside it: Have you seen our corn?

popcorn: honey, people are wearing wedding dresses ......

9. The teacher played a Beethoven tune in the music class.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

1: Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead, but what are the living?

A: call for help!

11: Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

answer: cloth is afraid of 1 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

reason: not (cloth) afraid of 1,, only (paper) afraid of one thousand.

12: One day, a mother-in-law took a bus ...

Sitting halfway, the mother-in-law didn't know the way ...

The mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, Where is this?

Driver: This is my ass …..

13: An egg went to the teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it turned into a preserved egg. One egg ran to Shandong and turned into a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg is homeless, and as a result it becomes a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, resulting in a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and turned into an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg; An egg got married and turned into an asshole; An egg swam in the river and turned into a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and turned into a Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse and holding a knife. It turns out that he is peking opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and the result becomes a dinosaur egg; One egg is male, and his wife is adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes a bastard; An egg ...

14: The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle answered first: Yes! Moderator: Give an example! Eagle tearfully: That year, I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree ... and then there was an owl ... < P > 15: Two dung beetles discussed the welfare lottery, and A said: I will buy all the toilets in Fiona Fang 5 miles if I win the grand prize, and eat enough every day! B said: You are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!