Meteor rain's lines in Chu Yu Xun's play

The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of lexical deficiency. Shall I teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, a flower pig, a light pig, a stupid pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig and a pig. You are a lazy organism that keeps omnivores in captivity, a desperate and lonely animal under the bright stars, and a stupid pig that will never fly into the blue sky!

1. Duan Mulei: "This classmate, you are a drag!"

Murong Yunhai: "So what?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Why drag English? I hate it when people talk to me about English! "

2. Murong Yunhai: "Oh my God! What a stubborn old man! "

principal: "GA what GA? Here, I am your God! "

3. Principal (to Duan Mulei): "Don't look at me so glumly."

The headmaster (to Shangguan Ruiqian): "Don't look at me so coolly, I'm colder than you."

4. Shangguan Ruiqian: "I'll give you three seconds to apologize for my shoes!" "

Murong Yunhai (stomping on Shangguan Ruiqian's expensive shoes that vomit blood): "This is how my shoes apologize to yours!"

5. Li Long: "My name is Li Long, Li is Li of Bruce Lee, and Dragon is the dragon of Bruce Lee. At this moment, don't think that I'm hitting on you ... "

(The four of them came up and started beating up Li Long)

Shangguan Ruiqian:" It's still Bruce Lee. "

Ye Shuo: "I'm still IP Man!"

6. Murong Yunhai: "She is like a fly. She turns around you every day. She doesn't bite you. She annoys you!"

7. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Let's jump on the count of three! Ready, three! "

8. Chu Yuxun: "First, I am very angry now; Second, my name is Chu Yuxun. Third, if you ask me to play this boring game again, I will make you really pig heads; Fourth, I am not brain-dead! "

Murong Yunhai: "First, your anger is written on your face; Second, hello is just a form of address; Third, this boring game will make you angry. The above three points fully prove that you are a brain-dead. "

9. Duan Mulei: "This classmate, it seems that you are not brain-dead! I will count to three. "

1. (Murong Yunhai fell when stepping on the stairs)

Xu Lili: "Hey ... Be careful!"

Murong Yunhai: "What do you know? This is called not taking the usual road! "

11. (Everyone laughs at Chu Yuxun as a hippo) Murong Yunhai: "Hippo!"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hippo ... haha!"

Ye Shuo: "Bye! Hippo! "

Duan Mulei: "He ... don't care too much about them."

12. Chu Yuxun handed the washed vest to Murong Yunhai ...

Murong Yunhai (asks Chu Yuxun happily): "Did you wash this dress yourself? This is the most touching gift I have ever received! "

Chu Yuxun (stunned for a long time): "I washed this with a washing machine."

Shangguan Ruiqian and Ye Shuo laugh wildly.

13. Chu Yuxun: "I won't care about you because you are disabled."

Murong Yunhai: "I don't care about you, because you are brain-dead!" "

14. Lan Gu: "Dressed like this, you are not a bad person but also a person with a broken brain!" "

15. (A turtle is stuck behind Chu Yuxun) Murong Yunhai: "Long life is a blessing! Thirteen sisters of the tortoise! "

16. Duan Mulei: "If you want to cry, run and turn your tears into sweat and evaporate."

17. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hey, I want to say three words to you."

Chu Yuxun: "What are you doing?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "So it's you. It's your bad luck to meet me today, Chu Yuxun, because I have to say three words to you today and I have to say it ten times."

Chu Yuxun: "I know, you are a pig."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Right. I just want to tell you that you are a pig. You are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig, pig, pig ... "

18. Murong Yunduo:" There is a kind of love called touching. "

19. Ye Shuo: "It's over, the storm is coming."

Shangguan Ruiqian looked puzzled: "Where is it going to rain? Where? "

Ye Shuo looked at him speechless. Shangguan Ruiqian asked, "Where?"

Ye Shuo finally got fed up and pushed Shangguan Ruiqian away.

2. Murong Yunhai: "When you face Chu Yuxun, apologizing is the most difficult thing in the world."

21. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Finally, someone found a beautiful excuse for my playboy."

22. Shangguan Ruiqian: "My dad said that cash is king these days, and I don't want the financial crisis to affect the flowers of my motherland."

Ye Shuo: "You're the only one who gives flowers back. You're killing a dog's tail!"

23. Ye Shuo: "If you need it, I can lend you my shoulder indefinitely; Although it is not very generous, it can at least give you a good rest. "

24. Shangguan Ruiqian: "What do you like about me?"

Lisa: "I like you-stay away from me."

25. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to get married, don't marry anyone else-let alone me."

26. Murong Yunhai (angry with Chu Yuxun): "Don't always talk about things with money! I really hate your boring self-esteem at the grassroots level. Is it my fault that you are rich and handsome? Unreasonable! "

27. (Chu Yuxun falls from a stone on the island) Murong Yunhai: "It's really unusual."

28. Murong Yunhai: "Why are you here?"

Duan Mulei: "Because I am here, I am here."

29. Murong Yunhai: "He is the best person in the world in my sister's heart!" (Ye Shuo agrees and nods)

Murong Yunhai: "But except me!"

Ye Shuo (speechless): "Good for you."

3. Chu Yuxun: "The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of lexical deficiency. Shall I teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, a flower pig, a light pig, a stupid pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig and a pig. You are a lazy organism that keeps omnivores in captivity, you are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright stars, and you are a stupid pig that will never fly into the blue sky! "

31. Chu Yuxun: "I've seen narcissists, but I've never seen you so narcissistic. I tell you, I won't like you as a narcissist in my last life and the next life!" Only not in this life! That's right. In the end, I still fell in love with the sea of clouds.

32. Chu Yuxun: "Is there a number greater than 1?"

Murong Yunhai: "Yes."

Chu Yuxun: "Do you have a number greater than 1?"

Murong Yunhai: "Yes."

Chu Yuxun: "Is there a number greater than 1?"

Murong Yunhai: "Yes."

(... until after 1,)

Chu Yuxun: "Is there a fool who is more stupid than you?"

Murong Yunhai (subconsciously because of vigilance): "No!" (whole petrochemical ING)

33. Duan Mulei: "Do you know why fish fall in love with apples?"

Shen Hanfeng: "What do you mean?"

Duan Mulei: "You see, you know not everything in this world. This is our business. We will take care of it ourselves. Go first. "

34. Ye Shuo: "Which school's girl is that, which makes our lover so worried?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Don't call me lover! I am a very devoted boy! "

Ye Shuo: "exclusive love? ! You only have feelings for one girl at a time, don't you? Say it! Who is it? "

35. Shangguan Ruiqian's cell phone rang, but it wasn't Xiaoyu.

Ye Shuo (to Shangguan Ruiqian): "Frustrated again? Don't bother, there are four of us. The sea of clouds is annoying for rain nettles, and the Duanmu accompanying the sea of clouds is annoying for rain nettles, and you are annoying for small fishing. I said, are you bored? Then I'm free now, and I'm bored with finding a girlfriend! "

Shangguan Ruiqian: Don't you have a girlfriend?

Ye Shuo (guilty): "Huh? How can I have a girlfriend? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Isn't the computer your girlfriend?"

36. Chu Yuxun: At this moment, I really appreciate this night and the rain, so that even if I cry in front of him, I won't be discovered by him.

37. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Do you think I am handsome?"

Ye Shuo (laughing): "You, did you eat something unclean? Poisoned? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Seriously, are you handsome?"

Ye Shuo: "Handsome."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "am I attractive?"

Ye Shuo: "Yes."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Am I generous?"

Ye Shuo: "Kang."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Do I have first-class taste?"

Ye Shuo: "Pin."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then will you like me?"

Ye Shuo (helpless): "You are kidding me."

38. Duan Mulei: "I find that you feel a lot today."

Ye Shuo: "I am lovelorn."

Duan Mulei: "Did you lose your computer?"

Ye Shuo: "Huh?"

39. (When Murong Yunhai said never to talk to Chu Yuxun again)

Ye Shuo: "Do you believe it?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Do you think I believe it?"

Ye Shuo: "Only pigs believe."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "I don't believe it either."

4. Shen Hanfeng (to Murong Yunhai): "You only know GPS with two eyes!"

41. Murong Yunhai: "We have experienced life and death, and I will love you all my life."

42. Murong Yunhai: "Why didn't you tell me that you liked my sister?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Let me clarify for Ye Shuo. You said that the four of us are together all day. Who doesn't know that he likes your sister?" A blind man can see it. "

Murong Yunhai: "Then why didn't I know?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Blindly. The identification is completed. "

43. (Chu Yuxun didn't go back to the dormitory all night, and Ye Shuo suspected that Murong Yunhai did the mischief.)

Ye Shuo (to Murong Yunhai): "If you run faster, of course, the premise is that you have to run to the music classroom at a speed of 25 meters per second, it may be you!"

44. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Who, who, it's over, I'm over. Finally, my light was unbearable (Duanmu Lei burst into laughter), and I was the prince on this stage, Leonardo and Dincapri. This play is simply made for me. From then on, your light will be covered up by me. Oh, oh, oh ~ "

45. Chu Yuxun: "Do you mind if I like you only one tenth as much as you like me?"

Murong Yunhai: "If you like me only one tenth as much as I like you, then I'll make up the remaining nine tenths

(Shouting) If you like me only one hundred percent as much as I like you, I'll make up the remaining ninety-nine percent for you!"

46. Duan Mulei saw a grain of rice in Chu Yuxun's mouth and wanted to help her throw it away. Chu Yuxun pushed it away. Duan Mulei said, "There is a grain of rice in her mouth. Do you want to keep it as a snack?"

47. Shangguan Ruiqian: "He (Ye Shuo) escaped from prison?"

Duan Mulei: "How can he escape from prison without a computer?"

48. Murong Yunhai: "You are jealous!"

Chu Yuxun: "I didn't eat jiaozi, so why should I be jealous?"

49. Murong Yunhai: "What? Don't I look like a prince? "

Ye Shuo: "You are like, of course you are like, like a usurped prince!" "

5. Chu Yuxun (to Duan Mulei): "Do you know who I dreamed of last night?"

Duan Mulei: "Who is it?"

Chu Yuxun: "You don't know ... that's definitely not you!" "

Duan Mulei: "You are sleepwalking!"

51. Murong Yunduo (to Murong Yunhai): "When did you buy two mobile phones?"

Murong Yunhai: "When I bought the second one."

Murong Yunduo: "Nonsense!"

52. Chu Yuxun: "Uncle, please don't trample on my self-esteem with money!" (turns away)

Chai Xue Cun: "Hey, rain nettle! Joke, I really hope that people all over the world will trample on my self-esteem with money! "

53. Ye Shuo (to Duan Mulei): "Don't you have any distractions about the rain nettle?"

Duan Mulei (deliberately changing the subject): "Come on, Shangguan, I'll fight you."

Shangguan Ruiqian (Zheng Zheng): "I'm playing a single-player game."

54. Murong Yunhai: "Why are you still living on this earth?"

Chu Yuxun: "Because I want to study Tyrannosaurus rex in this world!" "

Murong Yunhai: "You want to study me so much, do you like me?"

55. Shen Hanfeng: "A friend who hurts your interests is a bad friend. It is better not to make such friends than to make bad friends! "

56. Murong Yunhai: "Well, who dares to despise my strength? See you at Taekwondo Hall!"

57. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Genius is often buried, especially a genius like me, who is astonishingly handsome and makes the gods cry!"

Murong Yunhai: "Go!"

58. (Ye Shuo asked Guo Rongrong to find someone to play football with, but Guo Rongrong ran back. )

Guo Rongrong: "School ..."

Ye Shuo: "What are you laughing at? I can't laugh. "

Guo Rongrong: "The headmaster wants you."

59. Murong Yunhai (to Chu Yuxun): "You are so beautiful and so gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope. You hide so many secrets, and sometimes you are irritable, but I know that in your heart, there is deep peace. I-love-you."

Chu Yuxun: "Why are you reading this?"

Murong Yunhai: "This is my composition! The name is-to the sea! "

6. Shangguan Ruiqian (indifferent smile): "Aye aye! In a dramatic scene, the rain nettle dived. "

Ye Shuo (anxiously preparing to save Chu Yuxun): "Then you are still smiling here. Go and save her."

Shangguan Ruiqian (holding Ye Shuo): "Aye aye! Slow down, the sea of clouds has jumped to save her. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, we can't ruin his plan! "

Ye Shuo (pause, ready to save Murong Yunhai): "Yunhai can't swim!"

Shangguan Ruiqian (pulls him again): "Aye aye! This is the drama! The rain nettle saved the sea of clouds. "

Ye Shuo (with a sigh of relief): "Hey! I'm scared to death. Can you not talk here?