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Sentences that ridicule others

People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into it.

7. It is difficult to paint the skin of a tiger, but it is difficult to paint the bones of a tiger.

8. When your mother gave birth to you, did you look back the same way?

9. People say that I married you with flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but rather - dog dung.

10. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

11. You are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty!

12. Can I ask you for a few faces? I think you have three levels of face and three out of three. It shouldn’t matter if you have a few less faces.

13. Everyone is made in China, so don’t be mean.

14. Look at what your child looks like. The shape of your head is not worthy of the shape of your face, the shape of your head is not worthy of the shape of your face, the shape of your face is not worthy of the shape of your neck, and the shape of your neck is not worthy of your body shape. You are simply a deformity!

15. One slap will make you unable to unbuckle the button on the wall.

16. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

17. You think it is redundant, but actually... you are really redundant.

18. You have such a cool demeanor. I look around and see that you are just a nymphomaniac!

19. If that doesn’t work, just sum it up in one sentence: I don’t want to quarrel with you, for fear of staining my mouth!

20. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

21. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum.

22. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

23. If you are a flower, cows will not dare to poop in the future;

24. It is meaningless if you only steal other people's plagiarism.

25. Maybe your own incompetence makes you so unsure of yourself.

26. Your teeth are so white (you are so dark).

27. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

28. Face first on the ground, unable to recover.

29. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?

30. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

31. Can we not be embarrassed? If you throw it away, what will you throw away next? Save some and throw them away later.

32. Anyway, one sentence: Don’t let me see you again. If I see you, I will definitely kill you!

33. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.

34. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

35. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I don’t want to be photographed!

36. Seeing how you pretend to be weak every day, I will immediately understand what it means to be a young lady’s body and a maid’s fate.

37. You are worse than a bear when you stand, and you are worse than a caterpillar when you lie down. Stop pretending to be a Chinese hero in front of me. Don't you dare yell at me for thinking you're Popeye after eating some spinach.

38. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

39. Are you qualified to talk about quality? Aren’t you afraid of chewing your tongue and chewing your tongue? What’s the point of a barking dog? Only when you bite me can you be considered powerful.

40. The light is shining! Thanks! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

41. After watching you eat for a week, I found that I lost weight!

42. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

43. I’m sorry to make you laugh.

44. When you smile, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chickens and dogs will jump. As soon as you stand, the stench fills the air, and as soon as you take a look, the world is shaken. You sweat and the lice suffer. If you don't dress up, you're uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, you will be paralyzed by ghosts

45. There is no need to bring a weapon when you go out. Your appearance is an excellent weapon, so lethal.

46. It’s not your fault that you are ugly, but it is your fault that you look scary!

47. You are not smart, yet you still imitate others!

48. I thought you were just playing with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were playing with a combination of two numbers.

49. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

50. When I see you, I feel like I am at the scene of a car accident.