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Four compositions of 350 to 400 words are required. Don't be naive!
Chen Zhong
On the fifteenth day of the first month, my sister and I agreed to steal vegetables and conduct a "big sweep" in other people's vegetable fields. Stealing green is agriculture.
Village custom, this night, stealing food is not afraid of being scolded. It is said that the more times you are scolded, the better your luck will be in the new year.
The better.
The weather is not good tonight. The moon is obscured by thin clouds, and the moonlight is weak. My sister and I are holding one.
Pocket set off triumphantly. On the way, my sister told a joke about stealing youth a few years ago. She and a classmate
When the thief came home, the classmate couldn't run fast, so he told his sister to wait for her. The next day, a neighbor came to chat and said, "
Last night, two thieves stole my food and shouted' Wait for me' when they left. Hearing this, my sister burst into tears.
I smiled. My sister also said that when I stole vegetables last year, there were more vegetables in his field than less. I asked
What's the matter, my sister said? Someone stole too much, too much, and lost some vegetables in their field. ...
I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.
Here comes the vegetable field. There are many vegetables here. I come to spy during the day. The vegetable fields under the dim moonlight are
So mysterious, so lovely.
I said to my sister, "Can we start?" Sister nodded her head. I can't wait to see a bright day.
The garlic sprout ran, jumped out of the ground, touched a garlic sprout with his thumb and pulled it. It seems to be aimed at me on purpose.
Don't move. Show me Stand Like a Pine. When I am angry, I increase my strength. Suddenly, garlic sprouted.
It is broken. I made a garlic break as soon as I fell to the ground. Looking at my own mess, I laughed myself.
Yes After pulling out the garlic seedlings, we stole some other vegetables. After a while, we went home.
When I came back, I asked my second aunt to open the door. The door opened and I saw a group of people playing at my second aunt's house. I was ashamed, so I went straight to my sister.
After hiding, my sister just casually walked into the house. People in the house saw us and said, "Did you steal the green ones?"
There is not a trace of blame in the tone. My heart suddenly let go. Sister put her pocket on the ground, right.
One of them said, "Aunt Wang, do you know what I stole?" The man said, "What did you steal? it must be
Stole my garlic sprout. Look at the dissatisfied expression on your face. Do you think there is no bacon in my field? "suddenly,
There was laughter in the room.
Fishing; catch fish
Taure
On Sunday morning, I went fishing in my pond.
There are lotus leaves in the pond, but they have withered. I found an empty water surface, put in the bait and threw out the fishing rod.
The fishing line landed in the pond. After putting the fishing rod away, I caught some feed and scattered it around the fishing line. soon
The water around the fishing line begins to move, which is a signal that the fish are coming. Soon, a fish bit the hook.
I was about to pull up the pole when the fishing line suddenly stopped. I waited a little longer, but the fishing line still didn't move.
. I couldn't wait, so I took out the fishing line and saw, ah, the bait was gone. I thought: these fish are really cunning.
Fool.
I put on the bait and threw the line in its original position. In order to attract more fish, I
Sprinkle a lot of feed. The water moved again, but I waited for half an hour and the fishing line didn't move.
At this moment, dad came. I said, "Dad, why are there no fish bites?" He said, "Did you sprinkle a lot of feed?"
? "I suddenly understood that I sprinkled so much feed that the fish were full. What hook should I bite?
I have to go fishing somewhere else Only a handful of feed was sprinkled this time. After a while, fish will take the bait.
When I pulled, a carp was caught. I put the hook in the water again, and after a while, a fish took the bait.
As soon as I pulled, the fish ran away. Then several times, the fish all ran away. I think it may be the reason why I stopped early.
. After that, I waited for the fish to swim with the fishing line before pulling it up hard. In doing so, it really succeeded.
I almost caught two Jin of fish all morning.
At noon, I went home happily with a fish. After meeting my parents, I said, "Look, I caught a lot of fish!" " mother
Mother said, "My son is really capable. Bring it here, mom will fry beans and fish for you. " Dad said, "What can I do? let
He went fishing in the river! "Oh, dad also is really of, kua somebody else!
I am the boss.
Li Mingyang
Today, I stayed at home and became a small boss.
"Boss, buy a pack of washing powder." Hardly had I opened the door when an old woman came. I took the washing powder to her.
Grandma brought me four cups of Zhang Yiyuan and turned to leave. I quickly said, "Grandma, the washing powder is three yuan and fifty-one yuan."
Bao, your change is fifty cents. The old woman said, "Yes, you are a good boy." . This kind of shop is good. ...
"
In the afternoon, a passing young man stopped his motorcycle and said, "Two bottles of coke, a pack of red berries and a catty of sugar."
. "I hurriedly brought it to him and put it on the counter. He said, "well, just buy so much and figure out how much it will cost!" " "
I was settling accounts when he handed me a coupon for 10 yuan and said, "Little boss, change it quickly!" "I pointed to the abacus, that's right.
He said, "What are you looking for? Five dollars short! " He said, "Is your account wrong?" I suspect it's him
Think I'm young and want to lie to me. However, doubt is doubt after all, so I calculated an account carefully.
Once again, he said, "Yes, * * * fifteen yuan." He said, "Let me do the math." I said, "All right." he
What I calculated and what I calculated are no more or less. So he said to me, "It is indeed fifteen.
Yuan. "He took out five dollars from his pocket and gave it to me, riding a motorcycle.
At five or six o'clock, more and more people are shopping. One minute they want to buy sorbet, and the next minute they want to buy soda.
I want to buy wine later ... I'm too busy. At the end of the day, I sold a lot of things and opened the till.
I was happy when I first said I had one hundred dollars.
In the evening, my mother came back and I told her what happened and praised me. It is not easy to be a "small boss"
Ah! We should not only have good thoughts and attitudes, but also have excellent knowledge.
Counting straw bags
Zhou Li
During the summer vacation, I played with my family. We have all mowed the grass at home, and straw bags are piled all over the house.
One day, the man who bought the straw bag came. The straw bag will be sold, and the straw bag will become money. It's good for me to get paid for my work.
Happy. What we have to do now is to take the straw bag from upstairs to downstairs.
It must be difficult to carry so many straw bags. Fortunately, my sister and brother came to help. Our straw bag
A lot. I haven't finished it for a long time. I'm weak, and I can only take three or four at a time. I don't take much but block others.
. Mom said: "Forget it, forget it, don't take it, go to the buyer and count the straw bags."
The people who bought straw bags began to count, and I watched. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. ...
"The number is getting bigger and bigger, and my heart is also happy.
However, after a while, I became a little tired and impatient. Just as my niece came, I went to Doby to meet her.
Niece, come.
When I came to my senses, all the buyers were counted. He said, "726." I don't know if it's 726,
I want him to count it again. But if he asks me why, what should I answer?
The accounting started, and the buyer gave the money according to 726 yuan.
My mother said I had credit and gave me 5 yuan. I don't think I should take the five dollars. Then I don't know.
There are a lot fewer buyers! I regret not watching him count carefully.
Then, my brother sells straw bags, and my brother also asks me to watch the buyers count. Now I'm serious. Actually, I sent it.
Now the buyer made a mistake. He counted 138 as 128. I'll ask him to count it again at once. Later, he never dared to count wrong again
After settling the account, my brother also said that I had credit and gave me two yuan. I am very practical in my heart.
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