A complete collection of jokes that Guan Fang likes.

When explaining the importance of hobbies in the classroom, Hibbi, a sociology professor, pointed out: "It is a big mistake for parents to give up their hobbies by concentrating too much on taking care of their children. When children grow up and leave home, if parents have not cultivated their hobbies, what will accompany them to spend their old age? "

"Yes," a student answered loudly without thinking. "There are grandchildren!"

I didn't expect you to have this hobby, buddy.

The Zhang family's little babysitter has a very loud voice. The host repeatedly told me that all the people who came here tonight are prominent, so be sure to keep your voice down.

After dinner, the host and guests played cards together. After cleaning up, the little babysitter wanted to go to bed early, so she whispered to the host's ear, "I'll sleep first." After the babysitter left, the guest sitting next to her seemed to hear it, so she smiled and said to her host, "I didn't expect you to have this hobby, buddy."

Humorous men and women who like "extensive"

Female: Brother, what do you usually like to do? Man: Rock and roll. Woman: Not bad, not bad. Quite artistic. Man: Shake your authority. Rolling sheets.

Japanese hobbies

Several colleagues were having dinner together and suddenly talked about Japanese people. Xiao Zhang asked, "What are Japanese women's hobbies?"

other colleagues replied, "shoot! ！” Xiao Zhang said, "Can't you tm think of something good?

~ So, what are the hobbies of Japanese men? " Other colleagues said in unison, "Watch a movie! ! !

Home for Animal Lovers

Xiaohua, who lives in Hong Kong, told Teacher Lin at school, "Everyone in my family likes animals. Mother loves birds, eldest brother loves dogs, second brother loves horses, and sister loves goldfish. "

"what about your father?"

"My father loves the fox next door."

Husband and wife life of car lovers

The young couple haven't been married for a long time. Although they don't have a car under their hips for the time being, it has become an essential habit for the couple to soak in the jar of the car era after dinner every day. Their knowledge of cars is increasing every day ... It's getting late, so wash and sleep.

after going to bed, the couple began to be warm.

wife stroking husband: why is the paint of domestic cars so rough?

Husband stroking his wife: You are also a joint venture car, but it is only metallic paint.

The wife was impatient and touched her husband's underside. Wife: Why aren't you on the road?

Dave: don't worry, it's a cold start. It's necessary to warm up the car after ignition.

wife: didn't you read that post just now? Experts say that it is not good for the car to warm up in place after ignition!

Dave: That's not comprehensive. No one should step on the gas pedal of a cold car like you. You should get into the habit of "hot car" every time you start it. Sticking to the original hot car for a few minutes, after full lubrication, is of great benefit to the service life of the car.

wife: you are a child care worker. Why don't I warm up the car every time before you get married? !

Dave: I used to be a novice on the road, but I only knew that the big foot was booming and I didn't know how to hurt the car.

wife: you have learned the famous saying of Mr. Zhu, and you should let me "endure loneliness for twenty years"! Wife continues to touch her husband's bottom ...

Wife: Wow, the water temperature has started to rise, wow, it's rising so fast!

husband: how about it? The water temperature is just right, the idle speed is stable, the EFI car.

wife: you are a Volkswagen from Germany, with a low weight. shall I do it?

Dave: of course, your Nissan car body is light and thin, and the light one has to be on it.

wife: you've really helped yourself! Thin iron sheet? That's called good energy absorption! Light body? Save fuel!

Dave: That's true. The ride comfort of a small car is better than that of a European car, and the shock absorption is neither soft nor hard.

wife: I'm not afraid of thin iron sheets, as long as I have airbags. Hmm? I almost forgot to install the airbag. You domestic car only has a single airbag!

Dave: Don't you put two airbags on the steering column to form a double airbag? Silly!

finally, the wife couldn't help it. She rolled over and rode on her husband: Honey, I'm going to step on the gas pedal.

Dave: step on it, the deeper you step on it, the better.

wife: I'm going to start to feel the feeling of pushing my back.

Dave: ok, but pay attention to controlling the rhythm, and don't take too long. The price of gasoline has just increased.

Dave: no ~ ~ I'm going to ~ ~ leak oil ~ ~.

Wife: You just enjoy yourself ~ ~ ~ Don't you want to develop your own brand?

Husband: You'd better do it ~ Make a foreign brand ~ ~ Make money ~ ~ No ~ ~

Wife: Wait for me, and I'm about to break through the "oh, oh, scratching" ...

The husband and wife shouted: the automobile industry has entered a "blowout" era

A couple's hobbies before and after marriage

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W: What hobbies do you have?

m: I usually like playing computer, reading books and listening to the radio. I plant some plants when I have nothing to do, and I often play cards with the grandfathers in the hutongs. . .

female: (ah, you are so hot! ）。 . .

m: and you?

female: I just often go to fitness dance. . .

after marriage. . .

female: you are a dead man. It's really bad luck to marry you! Playing computer, all watching yellow vcd! Read books, in addition to "body art" is "reading pictures", but also listen to enemy stations! It's all marijuana that grows species! Also often cheat, to cheat the old man's pension!

m: I can't stand you dancing with so many men. They have just a little hobby. .

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