Mistakes and jokes caused by typos

A white county magistrate said that sugar-fried chestnuts are sugar-fried tickets and dictionaries are lyrics. At the first trial, the plaintiff was, the defendant was Yu Bian, and the witness was Yu Axe. Should have called the plaintiff to class first, he told the plaintiff Jin Zhiwei to "get up", so all three of them ran away. White county saw it, and I called the plaintiff alone. Why did all three people come up? This is not right. So he shouted, Everybody get down. He didn't know that he had forgotten the defendant Bian Yu again, and all three of them fell. White county magistrate is puzzled. What's going on here? Three people are either coming up or going down. A kind boss whispered to him, "You mispronounced the names of the plaintiff and the defendant." He suddenly realized, "If you hadn't reminded me, I might have called the witness Yu Axe michel platini?"

Both husband and wife somersaulted.

The family is old, please read the eulogy. On the left and right sides of the coffin, kneeling are orphans and his wife. The singer is Mr. Wang, and his son is Mr. Pan. He reads somersaults So the servant picked up the orphan and did a somersault in front of the coffin. Daughter-in-law's name is Min Min, and he pronounced it Shi Ye (yes), so she was called Min Min, and she was also lifted and somersaulted.

Zhangwenchao temple

Once upon a time, there were two scholars, one surnamed Li and the other surnamed Zhang. This year, they will go to Beijing for an exam and travel all the way. One day, when they were climbing the mountain, they saw an ancient temple on the top of the mountain with two big characters written on it: "Confucian Temple".

Zhang Xiucai said to Li Xiucai, "Look, dear friend, what a literary dynasty."

Li Xiucai said; "Dear brothers, then don't read Wen Chao, read Zhang Temple."

"No, Wen Chao."

"No, Zhang Miao."

"Well, my brother, don't make any noise. Ask a master in the temple and you will know. "

"Good, Yi Xiandi." As they talked, they came to the temple and met a young monk coming out. They quickly stepped forward to salute and asked, "If you are unhappy, please tell Old Master Q. We are here to visit. " The young monk replied, "Master is not at home. He went to Huaqi (Zhai) in the distance." They all had to resign.

"Good friend, what should I do? The old monk is gone. "

"In my opinion, why don't you go to the village and ask Mr. Xue?"

"It depends on my dear friend." Not far from the mountain, there is a county seat. They found Mr. Xue. Zhang Xiucai asked, "Teacher, there is an ancient temple on the hill with two words on the door plaque. I said I was going to study in Wenchao, so I asked the teacher to teach me a thing or two. "

Hearing this, the old man said, "Wait a minute, you two scholars, until I get the word (code)."

Hearing the word "fruit", they came out without saying anything.

Li Xiucai said, "Dear friend, in my opinion, we might as well ask the county magistrate."

"Good brother." When I came to the county government, the chief servant and the county grandfather invited the wicked in. County grandfather asked the reason and couldn't help laughing. "You are a pair of idiots, listen to me:

When Wen was a monk, Zhang Temple was suspicious of each other, and the old monk became a monk and made peace.

The fruit that Mr. Wang wants, I'm not Su Dongpi (slope) in this county.

There is another ending:

When writing, Zhang Temple is suspicious of each other, and monks can't go together.

I am not Confucius. Ask Su Dongpo.