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Sticking couplets in front of the bachelor's door almost killed me.
Part I: Pseudonym, False Name and False Address
Bottom line: cheating on eating, cheating on drinking and cheating on feelings
Horizontal approval: those who wish to take the bait
Part I: Love your country, your family and your sister.
Part II: Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention and Senior Brother
Horizontal criticism: freedom of love
The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back.
Part two: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life.
Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person
Part I: Love has been suspended, and love has also lightened its position, and fate has slipped to the daily limit.
Bottom line: thinking about the bull market and the bear market, feelings can't be cast for a long time.
Horizontal batch: make up the position quickly.
Part one: Look at the back, there are thousands of troops.
Part two: Turn your head and scare away millions of heroes
Horizontal criticism: Oh, my God
The first part: boys, girls, poor scholars, endless.
The second part: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part.
Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life
Part One: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children.
Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives.
Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times
Part one: It is difficult to love and be loved.
Bottom line: Love and fate take time.
Horizontal criticism: friendship is priceless
Part one: I am crazy for you, tired for you, and bear all the sins for you.
Part II: Die for you, be crazy for you, and hit the wall for you.
Horizontal criticism: crazy about love
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