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"There is Fusu in the mountain of comprehensive film and television: I am such a woman"

In the early autumn of Daye Zhenwu's eighteenth year, everyone in the Ban family was busy preparing for the wedding of the eldest daughter, Ban Hua, and the son of the Xie family, Xie Qilin.

There are two ladies and a young master in the Ban family. The eldest daughter, Banhua, is the granddaughter of the eldest princess and the eldest daughter of the Ban family. She was named the township monarch by the emperor and is known as Ban Xiangjun. She likes to wear gorgeous clothes and go to lively places. On the surface, she is very outgoing and has a straightforward and aggressive personality, but she has a kind and delicate heart. The most talked-about thing about Banhua is not only her outstanding appearance and generosity, but also her trend-setting fashion taste, which can be said to be the top in Daye Capital.

 

The second young lady, Fusu, is the granddaughter of General Ban’s comrade. His parents died young, and since he didn't have much time left, he entrusted her to General Ban. General Ban made the decision and asked his son Ban Huai to adopt him as his adopted daughter. Although Fusu's biological parents died young, they left behind a fortune, so Fusu was also a wealthy woman. She likes to wear tassels and beautiful clothes. She is kind-hearted and extremely generous with her actions. She was also born with a beautiful face and an excellent color. The most commendable thing is the skill of making jewelry by hand, and each piece of jewelry is lifelike. It is a pity that Fusu only makes twelve pieces of jewelry a year, and each piece of jewelry is unique.

 

Young Master Ban Heng, the eldest princess’s direct grandson, is waiting for the crown prince in the pavilion. He likes to eat and is very knowledgeable about eating, drinking and having fun, but he never gambles or visits brothels, which is very reassuring. The other one listens to and protects her sister very much.

 

"The music is correct, why do you play it wrong every time, and the one outside." He said to the musicians in the room.

 

"Do it carefully and make sure you don't make any mistakes." Ban Houye said to the boy next to him while holding the booklet.

 

"Okay, sir." The boy agreed quickly.

 

After the boy left, the master looked on happily. Looking left and right, I realized that one person was missing: "Where is Ban Heng?"

 

Ban Heng was happily eating and drinking in the kitchen at this time!

 

Ruanmianmian walked into the room holding the lamb, holding a sheet and said to Mrs. Ban: "Madam, whatever flies in the sky and runs on the ground, even if it is buried in the ground, We are all ready."

 

Mrs. Ban sat at the table holding the dowry book and said, "Okay," and then said to the maids next to her, "Nanhai. Ten strands of pearls, forty pairs of mutton-fat jade bracelets, and fifty night-light pearls. You all have to remember them. The eldest lady’s wedding is coming soon, so everyone should keep an eye on it.”

 

The whole class is busy, but the bride of this wedding is holding a cucumber in her boudoir and chatting with her sister!

 

"Sister, it's okay. You are already beautiful enough. I guess the wedding team will be here soon!" Fusu poured a glass of water and handed it to Banhua.

 

"It's okay, there's no rush. After I get married, it will be your turn. What kind of husband do you want?" Banhua asked after taking the tea. .

 

"You will only love me for the rest of your life and will never take a concubine. If there is no such person in this world, I will never marry. Anyway, my biological parents left enough property. I can't spend it all in my lifetime!" Fusu said with a smile.

 

At this time, Jianbangbang ran in and said: "The wedding team is here."

 

Banhua heard this and said : "Ah, hurry up and help! Hurry up, hurry up!"

 

He said stiffly: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and dress up the lady."

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"Jiubangbang, I'm helping my sister dress up, you can help me get my things; give me the comb!" Fusu stood up, walked behind Banhua, and said to Jianbangbang.

 

Roughly responded: "Okay!"

 

After dressing up, Banhua and Fusu came to Banfu At the gate.

 

Banhua asked: "Am I late?"

 

Mr. Ban put his finger to his mouth and said : "Shh."

Ban Heng leaned against the door and said to Ban Hua: "It's not too late, it's just getting started."

Seeing this, Banhua and Fusu also put their hands to their mouths.

Outside the door.

 

The groom, Xie Qilin, the people greeting the bride and the servants opened the door.

 

“Open the door quickly!”

 

“Come on, come on! Try harder!”

Speaking of the groom Xie Qilin, his appearance and talent are quite ordinary. As the wedding day approaches, people are looking forward to it, but what everyone is looking forward to is not how extravagant the wedding will be. What everyone wants to see is whether the wedding can go smoothly.

 

The door was suddenly pushed open by everyone, and the groom lost his balance and fell to the ground.

 

The groom, who could not see his face clearly, looked at himself and shouted: "婳婳."

 

Suddenly, the scene changed. , there was a lot of traffic and people coming and going, Xie Qilin and a woman stood opposite him and said: "I, Xie Qilin, even if I die alone, there is no way I can marry you."

 

Banhua woke up from her dream and thought about the scene in her dream: The groom is not Xie Qilin, what’s going on, why have the dreams been so strange recently.

 

At the gate of Banfu.

 

Ban Heng was eating a plate of snacks. Suddenly, an arrow hit the glutinous rice dumpling Ban Heng was about to eat and nailed it to the door. Ban Heng walked there, picked up the arrow, bit off the glutinous rice dumpling, and saw a piece of cloth tied to the arrow. He opened the piece of cloth and read the content. Ban Heng was shocked: "Ah! The Xie family has broken off the engagement!" I saw the note saying: I, Xie Qilin, have terminated their engagement with Mr. Banxiang today and have nothing to do with him anymore.

 

On the street where people were coming and going, a man was riding a horse and running, shouting: "Everyone, get out of my way."

Someone saw clearly who the horseman was and shouted: "Everyone, please give way, it's Mr. Banxiang." So everyone quickly gave way.

 

Banhua rode his horse to the street in his dream, dismounted, found a random person, gave him some silver and said, "Look at the horse for me."

 

After saying that, he took a few steps forward, looked around, and saw that the scene in front of him was exactly the same as in the dream: the same carriage. It seemed that the dream was indeed here.

 

Banhua closed her eyes and recalled the scenes in her dream: steamed bun shop, vegetable noodles, yes, Xie Qilin is here.

 

Thinking back to this, Banhua opened her eyes and looked forward to see Xie Qilin and a woman buying things in front of the stall. After the two bought the things, they turned around. He saw Banhua standing not far in front of the two of them and looking at them. Seeing Ban Hua, Xie Qilin became very nervous, and then said: "Ban Xiangjun, run."

 

After saying that, he threw the things in his hands and pulled the woman next to him towards him. Then ran away. When Banhua saw Xie Qilin running away, he chased after him and said, "Don't run."

 

Fusu was pushed aside by the pedestrian who was trying to avoid him.

 

"Miss, are you okay?" Cuiliu asked, holding Fusu's arm.

 

"I'm fine! Cuiliu, is that sister in front of you?" Fusu asked, pointing at Banhua's back.

 

"Miss, it seems to be Xiangjun!" Cuiliu answered uncertainly.

 

"Cuiliu, let's go take a look!" Fusu was a little worried. After saying that, he chased after Banhua.

 

"Miss, slow down!" Cuiliu saw that his lady had run away, so she also chased after her.

 

“Give way!”

 

“Stop!”

 

The two people who were unable to dodge fell into the water, causing complaints from passers-by.

 

Seeing this, Banhua used Qinggong to get on the market bridge: "Xie Qilin, where are you running?"

Fusu chased him to the river and took a look. Then, Fusu tapped his toes a few times and climbed onto the market bridge.

 

Banhua came to Xie Qilin and the woman with a whip in hand. He whipped the whip on the ground in front of Xie Qilin and said, "Stop."

 

Under the bridge, a small boat rowed not far under the bridge. Hearing the movement on the bridge in front, the people in the boat asked: "Du Jiu, what's the noise?" Standing on the bow of the boat The guard who was standing turned back and replied: "It's Ban Xiangjun, the daughter of the capital's squad leader, who is in the downtown area." After hearing this, the people in the boat opened the curtain with fans in hand. , just opened a crack slightly, looked towards the bridge through the crack and said: "Banhua." Du Jiu suddenly seemed to have thought of something and guessed: "Is it possible that this marriage is dirty again? If this marriage is dirty, then These local gentlemen can continue to harm beautiful men."

After hearing Du Jiu's words, the people in the boat didn't speak, they just smiled and put down the lid. Curtain hands.

 

On the bridge, Xie Qilin was summoning all his courage and shouted to Banhua: "I tell you, I, Xie Qilin, will never marry you even if I die alone. "As he spoke, he pulled out the sword in his hand and pointed it at Banhua.

 

After hearing Xie Qilin's words, Banhua took two steps forward. Seeing that Banhua wanted to come by herself, Xie Qilin took two steps back as if afraid, and stepped back. Still holding the sword in his hand, he said: "You, don't come here, there is no way I can go back with you."

 

"Yo! What do I mean by the second young master Xie? How dare you cancel my elder sister's marriage? It's just like that," Fusu said with a smile.

 

"You, who are you?" Xie Qilin asked.

 

"I! The second daughter of the little girl's class, Fusu, the direct daughter of the Lingyang Fu clan." Fusu introduced himself with a smile.

 

After hearing Xie Qilin’s words, Banhua smiled as if she had heard some joke and said, “I, Banhua, didn’t come here to arrest you and marry me. "

Xie Qilin was a little surprised when he heard this.

 

Banhua picked up the whip and whipped it at Xie Qilin's feet, so frightened that Xie Qilin dropped the sword in his hand.

 

"Xie Qilin!" Banhua was about to slap her again when she saw the woman beside Xie Qilin kneeling down.

 

"Young master, he broke off the engagement with Mr. Banxiang because of me. If Mr. Banxiang is angry, come at me. Please don't hurt Mr. Xie." The woman looked at Banhua and said.

 

After hearing what the woman said, Xie Qilin took a step forward, protected her in front of her and said, "Don't hurt my Yun Niang, come to me if you have anything."

 

"I'm not coming to you. It's you who broke off the engagement, so naturally I have to make it clear." Fusu sneered and continued: "Little sister, my sister is naturally beautiful. , charming and wealthy, what kind of man do you want? Why bother about Xie Qilin and you? It’s just that Xie Qilin’s attitude really dissatisfies us! 1. It’s the Xie family who begged our Ban family. What qualifications do you think Xie Qilin has to marry me? Sister."

Although Fusu was talking to the woman, his eyes were looking at Xie Qilin's.

 

"Little sister, Xie Qilin secretly regretted his engagement with our class because of you today. You can see that he is not a person worthy of trust. I am afraid that he will not be able to trust him in the future." I will betray you for the sake of the woman next to you. Just think of these silver coins as a thank you gift for letting our family see what kind of person Xie Qilin is.

Xie Qilin will betray you, but money will not. Little sister, you better keep this money for emergencies. In addition, I would like to advise you again, there are so many men in this world, why bother with such a disloyal person? It's better to leave him as soon as possible! Finally, I wish you both a hundred years of kindness, the same moral integrity, and happiness! "Fusu took out a stack of silver notes from his arms, took the woman's hand, put the banknotes in the woman's hands, and patted the woman's hand.

 

"Sister, let's go! "After that, he flew off the bridge first.

 

At this moment, the people who had been in the cabin and watched the situation on the bridge opened the curtain and came out.

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Later, Banhua flew down from the bridge and suddenly saw a person walking out of the cabin and thought: "Who is this person and why does he look so familiar? "

 

"Ah! My jade pendant! "At this time, all the jade pendants around Fusu's waist fell onto the boat. Fusu had no choice but to fall onto the boat, and Banhua followed Fusu.

 

Banhua After landing on the boat, he looked at Rong Xia and thought: This face is the best in the world.

 

Who is this person? Why does he look so familiar? Looking at the man, I can't remember who he is.

 

It turns out that such a noble man is the greatest gentleman in the world - Cheng Anbo Rongxia!

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However, the guard next to him couldn’t help it when he saw the Banhua sisters staring at his young master. He raised his hand to cover his face and said: "Young Master, cover your face quickly. I heard that she judges people by their appearance. If you fall in love with her, it will be over. "

 

Only then did Fusu react and said quickly: "Sorry, I accidentally dropped the jade pendant from my waist and disturbed the young master. ”

 

After Fusu finished speaking, he quickly picked up the jade pendant that fell on the boat and left, followed by Banhua.

“Mr. Banxiang is neither gentle nor virtuous. He is really not like a woman. I don’t know what this girl is like. It is said that Miss Fu is kind-hearted and extremely generous with her actions. I don’t know whether it is true or not. "Du Jiu looked at the backs of the two sisters and said.

 

"Du Jiu, who is Miss Fu? "Rong Xia asked.

 

"The one with the tassels on her head and the moon-white skirt just now was Miss Fu. Fu girl is the granddaughter of the old general and deputy general. Fu girl's parents died when she was young. Because he had little time and no one to take care of Fu girl, Fu Lieutenant General Ban entrusted her to General Ban. General Ban took the decision and asked his son Ban Huai to adopt her as his adopted daughter.

 

However, although Fu girl’s parents died young, she left behind a family fortune of tens of thousands of people. Although some people have come to ask for marriage in recent years, none of the girls have accepted. Oh, right. Xie Chongjin also came to propose marriage. "Du Jiu told Rong Xia everything about Fusu.

 

"What is Miss Fusu's maiden name? "Rong Xia continued to ask.

 

"Girl Fu's maiden name is Fusu. Du Jiu replied.

 

“The mountain has Fusu, it’s a good name. " Rong Xia praised.

Ban Mansion.

Mrs. Ban complained about Mr. Ban: "It's all your fault. It's all your fault, and you, what did I say at the beginning, this Xie family's foundation is not deep, the character is not good, you have to say it's OK, now it's better. "

 

Just as he was talking, Banhua opened the door and walked in. He walked to the edge of the beauty's couch and sat down, sullen and silent. Fusu followed him in.

 

Seeing the two sisters Banhua come back, Mr. Ban, Mrs. Ban, and Ban Heng walked to Banhua. They wanted to say something but did not dare to say it. Looking at Banhua’s expression A little worried again.

 

Then, Ban Heng looked at Fusu with pleading eyes and asked in a low voice: "Second sister, what happened to sister? Where have you been?"

 

Fusu glanced at Banhua and said to them: "Sister went to find Xie Qilin! I saw it, and followed sister to find Xie Qilin."