50 funny quotations in one sentence _ Pretending to be shameless is eternal.

1, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

2, just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.

3, playing with love is love, always scolding your mother, and it is almost emotional with your mother.

4. Flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

6. There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

8. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

9, the face is a thing outside the body, can you want it or not, money is a must, you have to.

10, looking at a temple from a distance and looking at our alma mater, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, where can the corner be dug down?

12, if people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

13, the so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine. Yidian market network

14, your appearance is not accurate, and the proportion is not well played.

15, the cow hit the high-voltage line. It's really awesome to carry lightning.

16. Next, I'm going to perform a stunt handed down from my family. A big stone broke my chest.

17, on impulse, the crisis of later generations!

18, it's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

19, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

20. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

2 1, girls are precious, and young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

22, BBK lighter, where will it not be ordered.

23, this kind of dress, you have to go back to bed for five minutes to buffer your mood. Who can understand?

24, you don't always day after day, your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

25. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

26, base is also an art, let's do this art well together!

27. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

28. If there is next life, I will be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

29. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

30. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.

3 1, throw it into the tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you are too jealous.

In a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

33. At the beginning of life, nature is good. You pay and I eat.

34. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

35. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

36. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

37. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died in less than two seconds.

Don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can be earth-shattering.

39. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

40. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

4 1, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing my cell phone signal into Unicom!

42. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

43. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.

44. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

45, sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter, so many flavors, but you just like Sao.

46. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

47. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

48. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

49. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

20 14 personality QQ classic phrase Pretending to be shameless is only a moment that lasts forever.

Every time I am so shy that my brain is bloodshot and my face is hot, I feel that I blush, but there is no fact to prove that I am really thick-skinned.

2. [When you see me, your heart is full of peony, which is fragrant and cold, so you lower your head and ask me how long it is]

3. After you left, I found that I had become so melodramatic.

Fourth, if you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

You know, I envy those who walk around or stay together, because I know there are too many reasons to separate two people.

6. Time is not humble. Commitment is like a blue sea that has never doubted the sky.

7. The person who makes you cry until your heart breaks is the one you love the most, and the person who makes you laugh until you are absolutely heartless is the one who loves you the most.

Eight, covered in thorns, I want to hug you but I am afraid of stinging you.

Nine, all blame yourself for being too real, and others don't take you seriously at all.

Ten, sometimes, life is to force yourself to become resigned and humiliated.

XI。 I went bad at school. I can't go back. I've lost too much.

Twelve, I always feel that something is missing, maybe my expectations are too high.

Thirteen, there is a crash called password input error, there is a panic called account login in different places, and there is a feeling called invisibility! There is a misunderstanding.

Fourteen, after all, you have to get hurt yourself to really learn to be smart.

Fifteen, I am alone with you and dare not make a move.

After so many reunions and separations, I think the best moment is actually the minute before I actually met you.

Seventeen, the wound is almost healed, is it itchy again?

Believe in yourself, if you can bind yourself, you can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

No one will always be nice to you. What you have to learn is not to depend on anyone.

Do you know that the person you have a crush on just likes you? This is called imagination.

I think I am so poor that you can only give me sympathy.

Twenty-two, I haven't given up your reason, just like you laugh, I laugh at your discomfort, and I feel even worse.

Twenty-three, children who go to school don't get enough sleep every day, and children who rest get up too early every day.

24. Every footstep I heard in my ear, I thought it was you coming back.

Twenty-five, sleep, sleep to all kinds of sadness.

Occupy my heart, I finally know what madness is.

I really hate the feeling of giving me hope and letting me down.

The most painful thing in life is not that you can't get happiness, but that happiness comes to you and you kick it away!

What's it like to like someone? He is water, sunshine and oxygen.

Forgive me for having many bad habits, but I really love you.

3 1. A person's greatest weakness is reluctance.

32. When there is no retreat, the potential is maximized.

Thirty-three, [Don't wait for good night, don't squeeze into the world that can't be squeezed in]

Thirty-four, we used to be so stubborn that we wanted to be with the people we loved, but we didn't expect to be separated in the end.

Thirty-five, my principle is: people don't attack me, I don't attack, and I am angry when they attack me.

Perhaps only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort us with too many disappointments every day.

I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't make you move.

Thirty-eight, I have learned badly, and I can't go back. I have lost too much.

Thirty-nine, that's what I do. When you meet people you know very well, you will get together, and people you don't know will not say a word.

Forty, don't play with women, and don't be sorry for your conscience.

4 1. Do you only care about leaving?

Forty-two, you have to endure hardships to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

Forty-three, when I was a child, I thought I swallowed bubble gum and died. When I was a child, I thought that eating watermelon seeds would make watermelon grow.

Seriously, you are not as dazzling as the sun, and it is cloudy occasionally.

45. What's the difference between liking and loving deeply? Love is giving, like is taking.

Forty-six, my little heart can only hold you.

Forty-seven, I am with you and have no intention of leaving.

Forty-eight, I'm so romantic. Thank you for your tolerant reminder to let me know what feelings are.

Forty-nine, I may just be a separate promise, an oath to comfort you for life at your distant side.

Fifty, pretending to be forced is only an instant shameless is eternal.

202 1 personality QQ classic phrase Pretending to be shameless is only a moment that lasts forever.

Every time I am so shy that my brain is bloodshot and my face is hot, I feel that I blush, but there is no fact to prove that I am really thick-skinned.

2. [When you see me, your heart is full of peony, which is fragrant and cold, so you lower your head and ask me how long it is]

3. After you left, I found that I had become so melodramatic.

Fourth, if you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

You know, I envy those who walk around or stay together, because I know there are too many reasons to separate two people.

6. Time is not humble. Commitment is like a blue sea that has never doubted the sky.

7. The person who makes you cry until your heart breaks is the one you love the most, and the person who makes you laugh until you are absolutely heartless is the one who loves you the most.

Eight, covered in thorns, I want to hug you but I am afraid of stinging you.

Nine, all blame yourself for being too real, and others don't take you seriously at all.

Ten, sometimes, life is to force yourself to become resigned and humiliated.

XI。 I went bad at school. I can't go back. I've lost too much.

Twelve, I always feel that something is missing, maybe my expectations are too high.

Thirteen, there is a crash called password input error, there is a panic called account login in different places, and there is a feeling called invisibility! There is a misunderstanding.

Fourteen, after all, you have to get hurt yourself to really learn to be smart.

Fifteen, I am alone with you and dare not make a move.

After so many reunions and separations, I think the best moment is actually the minute before I actually met you.

Seventeen, the wound is almost healed, is it itchy again?

Believe in yourself, if you can bind yourself, you can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

No one will always be nice to you. What you have to learn is not to depend on anyone.

Do you know that the person you have a crush on just likes you? This is called imagination.

I think I am so poor that you can only give me sympathy.

Twenty-two, I haven't given up your reason, just like you laugh, I laugh at your discomfort, and I feel even worse.

Twenty-three, children who go to school don't get enough sleep every day, and children who rest get up too early every day.

24. Every footstep I heard in my ear, I thought it was you coming back.

Twenty-five, sleep, sleep to all kinds of sadness.

Occupy my heart, I finally know what madness is.

I really hate the feeling of giving me hope and letting me down.

The most painful thing in life is not that you can't get happiness, but that happiness comes to you and you kick it away!

What's it like to like someone? He is water, sunshine and oxygen.

Forgive me for having many bad habits, but I really love you.

3 1. A person's greatest weakness is reluctance.

32. When there is no retreat, the potential is maximized.

Thirty-three, [Don't wait for good night, don't squeeze into the world that can't be squeezed in]

Thirty-four, we used to be so stubborn that we wanted to be with the people we loved, but we didn't expect to be separated in the end.

Thirty-five, my principle is: people don't attack me, I don't attack, and I am angry when they attack me.

Perhaps only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort us with too many disappointments every day.

I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't make you move.

Thirty-eight, I have learned badly, and I can't go back. I have lost too much.

Thirty-nine, that's what I do. When you meet people you know very well, you will get together, and people you don't know will not say a word.

Forty, don't play with women, and don't be sorry for your conscience.

4 1. Do you only care about leaving?

Forty-two, you have to endure hardships to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

Forty-three, when I was a child, I thought I swallowed bubble gum and died. When I was a child, I thought that eating watermelon seeds would make watermelon grow.

Seriously, you are not as dazzling as the sun, and it is cloudy occasionally.

45. What's the difference between liking and loving deeply? Love is giving, like is taking.

Forty-six, my little heart can only hold you.

Forty-seven, I am with you and have no intention of leaving.

Forty-eight, I'm so romantic. Thank you for your tolerant reminder to let me know what feelings are.

Forty-nine, I may just be a separate promise, an oath to comfort you for life at your distant side.

Fifty, pretending to be forced is only an instant shameless is eternal.

50 funny quotations in one sentence

1, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

2, just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.

3, playing with love is love, always scolding your mother, and it is almost emotional with your mother.

4. Flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

6. There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

8. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

9, the face is a thing outside the body, can you want it or not, money is a must, you have to.

10, looking at a temple from a distance and looking at our alma mater, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, where can the corner be dug down?

12, if people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

13, the so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine. Yidian market network

14, your appearance is not accurate, and the proportion is not well played.

15, the cow hit the high-voltage line. It's really awesome to carry lightning.

16. Next, I'm going to perform a stunt handed down from my family. A big stone broke my chest.

17, on impulse, the crisis of later generations!

18, it's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

19, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

20. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

2 1, girls are precious, and young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away. 22, BBK lighter, where will it not be ordered.

23, this kind of dress, you have to go back to bed for five minutes to buffer your mood. Who can understand?

24, you don't always day after day, your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

25. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

26, base is also an art, let's do this art well together!

27. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

28. If there is next life, I will be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

29. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

30. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.

3 1, throw it into the tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you are too jealous.

In a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

33. At the beginning of life, nature is good. You pay and I eat.

34. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

35. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

36. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

37. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died in less than two seconds.

Don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can be earth-shattering.

39. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

40. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

4 1, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing my cell phone signal into Unicom!

42. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

43. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.

44. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

45, sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter, so many flavors, but you just like Sao.

46. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

47. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

48. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

49. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

50. Isn't equality between men and women implemented? Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

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