Humorous jokes of parents and teachers

Humorous jokes of parents and teachers

1, the mother was so anxious about her son that she asked the teacher on the first day of sending her son to primary school, even if she did something wrong, she could not punish her son.

The teacher warned her that this would not help the child, but would only spoil him. After thinking for a while, she said, well, if he does something wrong, punish the child next to him and scare him. ?

2. The husband said:? Children don't listen to live, they should fight, but you shouldn't always twist their ears. ?

? Then where did you screw it? The wife asked.

? Twist your ass. This is a piece of dead meat. ?

? But can your ass listen?

3. daughter:? Dad, why are we picking up drink bottles?

Dad:? Beverage bottles have been buried in the soil for hundreds of years, so we pick them up to protect the earth's environment. ?

Daughter:? Dad, why do we pick up waste paper?

Dad:? Paper is made of trees. We waste paper to protect the resources of the earth. ?

Daughter:? Dad, I'm hungry. ?

Dad:? Well, when I sell these beverage bottles and waste paper, I will have money to buy you steamed bread. ?

4. Son: You quarreled with your mother and sprained your neck. How does it taste these two days?

Dad: Oh, forget it! It's hard to turn back!

5. Son: Why do snails always drag their heavy shells?

Dad: First, the quality of the house is too poor; Second, house prices have risen too fast.

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