Tell a cold joke

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. He went to school. His classmates said that he looks like a kite and doesn't play with him. He told the teacher in tears. Then the teacher said he looked like a kite. Later, he ran home in tears and said to his mother, "whoops ... mom, they all say I look like a kite and don't play with me!" " His mother said, "Xiao Ming, stop crying!" " Mom plays with you! "Later, Xiao Ming kept crying and then turned into a kite and flew away!