What funny jokes are there to express that you can't sleep?

Funny jokes that express that you can't sleep are:

1, I don't want to sleep, but I always want to sleep.

2. I went downstairs to your house and called you to stretch out your head and wave to you to let you know that I can't sleep and miss you.

I dreamed that I was a mistress, and then I was so scared that I couldn't sleep anymore.

I can't sleep. Today, another friend mentioned you. I really can't let go? Now he loves me, but he will never love someone so hard again!

5, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

6. If you can't sleep, get up and do something. Don't lie there worrying. It is anxiety, not insomnia, that afflicts people physically and mentally.

7. My future is a dream. Unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

8. When a cat walked silently through my night, insomnia began to haunt me.