My girlfriend will have an interview for the postgraduate entrance examination tomorrow, and she is very nervous now. I want her to relax and tell her jokes. Who can tell me some good jokes?

Xiao Ming invited a guest to dinner. Xiao Ming's father said to the guest: You sit on the table, you sit on the table ... The guest said to Xiao Ming's father: You are old, so you should sit on the table ... Xiao Ming is impatient. Xiao Ming squatted down and said, don't give up, I'll sit down. Xiaoming's father glared at him and gave him a hard slap. Xiao Ming buried his face and cried, no wonder you two didn't do it. It turns out that whoever sits is beaten.

Postgraduate entrance examination and re-examination are major events. As long as you are calm and play normally, I wish your girlfriend good grades.