Mom's funny quotations

Lead: The following are my collected mother's funny quotations. Welcome to read them for reference!

Quotation 1: After the winter vacation and the Chinese New Year, several friends of Dad came to my house to play with their wives and children. Mother enthusiastically took out snacks for the children to eat. The child's mother politely declined, saying, don't eat, don't eat, save it for Wenwen. ? Mom is very good: Oh, it doesn't matter, it's all literature and art. ? After that, my father and I were chatting with friends and fainted immediately.

Quotation 2: Once my mother and Cao Ge's mother went shopping together. In the food market, a teenager rode a bicycle by, and a girl wore a long skirt. The skirt flew up and suddenly hung on the teenager's bicycle, so that the teenager fell down. After the teenager got up, he angrily asked the girl for a theory and was very excited. Girls are too scared to speak. At this time, my mother was very chivalrous and took the lead in stopping the teenager and saying, your boy is really interesting. It is obvious that you are riding a bike and you are still clinging to other people's skirts. Why do you blame others? Hearing this, the teenager smiled and gave up the matter.

Quotation 3: My mother is a beginner in sewing machine, and she is not skilled in operation, so she opened a stall to mend clothes for students. After a student got the clothes that my mother mended for him, he said discontentedly, why do you use short lines? People use long queues. ? As for the long lines and short lines, in fact, mom won't mend clothes. The long lines are all broken by sewing machines, so the lines on the mended clothes look like segments, not divided into lengths. ) Hearing this, my mother said? Short-term fashion! Short lines are popular these days! Can't you see that people have phones and don't even send text messages?

Quotation 4: At that time, a card friend was unlucky and always lost at cards. After meeting, Kayou said to his mother,? I was the general secretary recently, and I lost every game. Just like a TV series. ? In our dialect, continuous? Continue? With what? Lose? The sound is similar). When mom heard this, she immediately exclaimed? You shouldn't show "Big House Gate"! ? (There are many episodes in Dazhaimen, indicating that Kayou still lost. Hearing this, the card friends suddenly changed their faces, turned their eyes and left with hatred.

Quotation 5: I didn't feel good in the college entrance examination in 2003. After coming back from the county seat, I cried all the way in the car. My mother saw it and began to comfort me. Don't cry, don't be sad. Anyway, neither your father nor I expected you to pass the exam this year. ? I listened to it, but tears poured down my eyes, just like the water of the Yangtze River in 1998, which was out of control!

Quotation 6: I called my mother two days ago and said that I was looking for a job. My mother asked me how it was, and I saidno. My mother advised me not to be too picky, and then she expressed her thoughts like this: Don't be picky, don't look down on anything, just have a job. Anyway, if you are crooked, won't you become a creature of Jingzhou Normal University? In her mind, I will always be a stupid child with poor grades? Yue longmen, a carp, finally jumped into the ranks of good children in the eyes of others, but in her heart, I will always be just a second-rate little creature. Alas)