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Father and daughter joke
1. Most girls look like their father!
I didn't believe the rumor until I had no children. People say that daughters look like fathers, with many sons and many mothers. It was not until I had my own children that I found that this sentence really had some scientific basis, because most girls look like their fathers. My daughter and I have the same eyes and nose, and even the pace of walking is similar, which makes people not only sigh the power of genes!
Dad doesn't want his daughter to inherit her own shortcomings.
If you are a handsome father, of course you want your daughter to inherit her excellent genes, but if she looks ordinary and even has some minor defects, then as a father, of course she doesn't want her daughter to inherit her own shortcomings. Tonight, Shandong dad spits out his daughter because both of them have big faces and small eyes, so the smile becomes a crack, so this Shandong dad doesn't want his daughter to inherit his looks.
Many parents think their children are ugly!
Parents always praise other people's children's beautiful and excellent grades in front of you, but don't believe what they say, it's only superficial. Even if parents think you are ugly, it's just a joke, because in parents' hearts, no one is cuter than their own children. Whether it's a beautiful child or an ordinary-looking child, it's unique in parents' hearts!
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