A short joke

A short joke

If a simple joke can save your unhappiness, you should take a look at it when you are happy and when you are unhappy, then it will be of new significance to sum up this. You are welcome to come and see it often to save your unhappiness. Let's take a look at it together. Short joke 1

1. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy up my room. It's a joke. I'm a beauty in a messy room.

2. A new way to relieve unhappiness: if you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. When you are finished, shout at the toilet: Give me rice fields. Then rush ...

3. Once upon a time, there was a soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, My feet are so soft.

4. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn to stop burning incense.

5. why do you buy clothes every year and have no clothes every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes are not worthy of you this year.

short joke 2

first, when you like someone, your brain will automatically add filters, whiten and grind your skin, and when you don't like it, it will change to the original picture every second.

second, as an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over.

third, on the way home, I saw many little takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly I felt very inspirational. Others were still eating so late, so why should I not eat?

Fourth, the greatest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the West.

5. The money in your pocket is the most sentimental and ungrateful, and the fat on your body is the most persistent.

6. If you can't learn advanced mathematics no matter how hard you try, don't be discouraged, it's really nothing'. It's not like you can't learn this subject.

7. A good-looking person's life may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

8. I fought with the mosquito all night yesterday, and finally it was tied. It didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well.

people say that you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed in dirt.

ten, the three illusions of life: start working hard tomorrow, go to bed early today, and I will chop my hand if I buy again. Short joke 3

1. One day, colleagues were chatting about popular songs on the Internet, and a younger sister said, "I think that old rice loves rats very well."

2. One day, Xiao Ming told his classmates that you are really a 29, and the classmates didn't understand what it meant. Xiao Ming said, "It is 25+38+2", and this is you.

3. The so-called "pointing your belly to get married" means pointing to your girlfriend's belly and saying to your parents: Mom and Dad, we are getting married!

4. mom: you are the queen mother of our family, and I am very proud: what queen mother, the western queen mother? Mom: Too thick-skinned!

5. Please don't say to me in an envious tone every time: "It's good to have small eyes, so the teacher won't find you dozing off in class!"

6. When asked why you pick your nose with five fingers in turn, please don't answer me and say, "Each finger feels different when digging."

7. Interest said to friendship: When your face is covered with blood, I won't watch you die, I will give you a kick.

8. "Dear, do you still love me?" "Yes, love for you is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there is still some."

9. Japanese dramas bow and scrape; Korean dramas pour out; Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas are fabricated; Continental drama is really good, but it's worse.

1. Some people say that the Spring Festival is a "spring robbery", and I feel the same way. One is to rob money, the other is to rob public morality, and the third is to rob public opinion.

11. I left quietly, just as I came quietly. I waved my sleeve, so whoever is behind will pay the bill!

12. I bow my head when I see the person who installs the cow. It's not that I'm modest, but I'm actually looking for a brick.

13. Today, when I went to Vuormaa, the girls who went with me wanted to buy ice cream, so they asked my advice and asked, "Do you prefer water or milk?"