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We live in a society full of desires. Are you also horny?
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"Good mountains, good water, so boring, so dirty, so chaotic, so passionate"
This couplet was created by people who came back from abroad, vividly Describes the contrast between life abroad and domestic life.
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A female classmate of mine in high school was a weirdo, a very horny weirdo.
In high school, she would buy a lot of snacks for all of us to eat. Then when we were eating happily, she would say happily: "Eat more, eat fat." This way I am the only one who has a thin sister."
During school hours, she always likes to spread scandals between herself and her Chinese teacher. She often tells us: "Lao Xu wanted to do it again last night. Buy me coffee." Of course we didn't believe her.
In Chinese class, when everyone was reading quietly, she would wave and call the Chinese teacher over, and then speak in a very low voice, asking the teacher to put his ear to hers to listen. . Of course we all know her intention of doing this, but the Chinese teacher doesn't know yet. So the whole class whispered, and from then on, the Chinese teacher invited her to drink coffee at night and it became a scandal in the whole school.
After she went to college, she disappeared for two years. When we met again, I found that she was already a strange woman without passion.
Such a weirdo who is more beautiful than other girls every day and always likes to spread scandals with teachers. That night, she kept complaining to me that she was so bored in Australia. There was no place to play except the bar every day. The place where I live is very big, but there are very few people. If I want to buy something, I have to drive a long way...
So I listened to her complaining about her boring life abroad for a whole night. , really sleepy. Now that I think about it, it was always novel to listen to her talk for a long time when I was in high school, but why she couldn't attract my interest after coming back from abroad. It turned out to be because her desire was polished away abroad.
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So is the desire to live abroad really thin?
I was shocked when I listened to the Japanese program "Logical Thinking" in which Japanese people have no desires or desires. There have always been too many boys in China watching lust movies about island countries, so who would believe you if you said that little Japanese people have no desires and no demands?
But after listening to Luo Pangbaba for a long time, I finally understood why he commented so much on the Japanese generation. The famous Japanese management scientist Kenichi Ohmae wrote a book "Low Desire Society". He commented that Japanese young people have no desires, no dreams, and no motivation; young people have low desire levels and do not have children, do not consume, and do not strive; otaku culture It's popular, as long as you can handle three meals a day.
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In stark contrast to Japan, China is now where everyone wants to make money, get rich, and advance. Women want to be with a rich man, so now mistresses have become the main force in fighting corruption. Men want to replace their bad wives, so the divorce rate is extremely high now.
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Even people like me who have never wanted to get promoted and get rich are now thinking about redoubling their efforts and making more money.
When I was trying to fulfill my mission as a parent, trying to find someone to marry, and thinking wholeheartedly about having a child and becoming a mother, I met a friend. She is a petite woman who has had no parents since she was a child and has lived a very hard life, but she lives very hard and has a high emotional intelligence. But I know that she has many disadvantages compared to me, such as no family resources, no high education, and no stable job. Even so, I have never looked down on her.
When she resigned and went to a small Internet company to be the polished commander of the Nanjing branch, I went to the recruitment site with a big belly to cheer her on. Just such a friend despised me to the dust when I came back from maternity leave after giving birth. Her small Internet business has expanded dozens of times, and her Nanjing branch has become a Jiangsu company with hundreds of employees. Moreover, after we spoke for less than half a day, she told me bluntly: "You are already behind the development of the times."
I was deeply stimulated and decided to work hard and not die in warm water. In our society, there are so many opportunities to make money, but I have such a high starting point, how can I let them go?
So I entered this materialistic society without hesitation. For myself and my children, I wanted to release my whole body on fire.
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People in this society, regardless of their level of education, official position, personal status, or income, eat from the bowl and look at the pot. Chen He, a good man on screen, got divorced after his girlfriend of more than ten years got married. Ma Rong became the biggest joke last year because she was married to Wang Baoqiang and lived a good life with no worries and had children, but she also had to cheat with Wang Baoqiang's manager. Guo Jingming is talented and talented, but he has been involved in plagiarism scandals time and time again, and now there is also a same-sex assault scandal, which is really incredible.
My classmate has a Ph.D. in science and engineering. He looks like a pretty boy, but his desire is so strong that I am speechless. His girlfriends change every semester, and they become smaller and smaller. While living with my little girlfriend, I was still thinking about the goddess I once couldn't pursue.
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Scientific and technological progress is due to strong desires. We want the moon, the stars, and delicious food and drink.
Social progress is due to strong desires. Everyone competes with each other and compares with each other.
The demographic dividend is large because of strong desires. People are willing to love men and women, get married, and reproduce.
Individuals continue to make progress because of their strong desire, because we don’t want to be worse than others, we want to be strong.
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