The answers to these jokes

After doing the first two things, a man can't bend his penis three times like a child because he has evil thoughts.

The fifth root counted by the little girl is not a mushroom, but a naked man's penis. Because she pulled the man's penis several times, she knew it was a man's penis, so she counted to the fifth and left. But the bear broke the fifth root (that is, the man's root), so the bear counted five and kept counting.

In Pinocchio, Pinocchio's nose stretches when he tells a lie (see)

The fried eggs are completely flat, which means that his wife's breasts are as flat as the fried eggs.

There is a poem called "Weeding Day at Noon".

Vaseline oil is specially applied to a man's penis, but he applies super glue and sticks his penis to his wife's vagina during sexual intercourse.

9 and 1 1 I don't understand either (sorry, my English is not good)

12 You must have copied it directly on a forum. What he means is that after reading his post, if you don't reply, you will be born deformed like that man.