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A word that annoys rival in love, a word that scolds mistress for being shameless.

I never swear, but the people I curse are not human.

Second, I want to ask everyone if there are any good cows and tell me to be happy.

3. Why does it have a strange and unpleasant smell when you speak?

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

5. Do you want me to stubbornly use your millimeter-sized face against me? You continue to show your shameless skills.

You can say: Son, go back and see if your mother is at home. If she is not at home, she will force a G to death! I often scold like this.

7. Do you think you are the most handsome or beautiful person in school? When the mirror is blind.

I suspect that you were born through photosynthesis. When I saw you, my car had several flat tires.

Even if you are the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

Ten, this year, there are rolling by plane; As a ship, there is a sink; Derailment on the train; Make a car with a kiss; So I advise you to stay in your mouse hole if you have nothing to do.

Eleven, don't take yourself seriously. May I ask who is speaking?

Twelve, put the wicked on the cart, is the wicked; Grab a handful of salt for the wicked.

Thirteen, you grew up without a lid, without love, with a hemp rope around your waist and a lid on your head.

14. I wonder if you lack love? Even if you go looking for trouble, make yourself elegant and clean. It is absolutely impossible to install 13 on your account.

I didn't want to say anything, but I feel sorry for myself if I don't scold you.

When I saw your complaining face, I knew you must have drunk too much!

You must think you are a fool. I can only be helpless silently in my heart.

18. I heard that you made a fortune and recognized Erlang as your master.

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

Twenty, your thoughts have entered the gutter oil. When I see you, I think of four words: physically disabled and determined.

Twenty-one, if you don't have a degree, at least talk about people. If you are not even a person, you can't talk about it!

Twenty-two, this person looks like an early intangible cultural heritage.

I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.

Twenty-four, your appearance has broken through the human imagination.

25. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics and refusing to obey anyone.

26. Fools are like crops in the south, which are harvested three times a year and never rest.

Twenty-seven, if you don't peel your face, I really didn't know you were so cheeky!

Although you are not a coward, you are his ancestor.

Twenty-nine, God created you is his creativity, you can continue to live is your courage.

The young man looks like an actor, burying his face.