A cold and funny animal joke

Lead: Humorous people not only tell jokes, but also know jokes told by others. Here, I collected some cold and funny animal jokes to test how high your humor cell index is!

1. The donkey was exhausted by pulling the carrot hanging in front of it.

The animals got together to comment on this matter, and the cow said: The donkey's health is too poor. Look at my farmland.

The dog said: the nearsighted donkey can only see what is in front of him.

The rooster said, Grandpa is cruel. To get more noodles, he watched the donkey die.

When I was in my hand, I suddenly heard my grandfather shout: dinner! All the animals dispersed in a hubbub?

2. The chicken grew up slowly and began to think about many problems and how it came into this world.

So he asked his mother:? Mom, do you know where I come from?

Mom said:? I hatched you! ?

The elephant teacher in the zoo school was ill, and the naughty little monkey classmates in the class went to visit her. Mr. Elephant, I must have disobeyed you and made you angry. I will study hard in the future and never make you angry again! ?

? Good boy, huh? The teacher stroked the little monkey's head with a weak nose.

? What are you going to study?

? Teacher, I want to study meteorology and be a meteorologist when I grow up! ?

Like a teacher. . .

The prince of dung beetle kingdom broke the law, so he should be punished.

The whole country was shocked, and many dung beetles expressed: Should the prince break the law? Dung beetles? Same crime!

The king longed to love his son, but under the pressure of public opinion, he had no choice but to consult his military adviser?

The next day, the king asked a man with a flat tongue to announce that the dung beetle prince would punish him with shit!

The people cheered and the public opinion stopped.

A sound? Execution? After that, the scarab prince was thrown in? Shit? In the pile?

5. The little grey rabbit and the little white rabbit help the old goat collect cabbage. When it was finished, the old goat gave them a car full of cabbages. The little grey rabbit says thank you happily.

The white rabbit said, I don't want cabbage. Please give me some seeds.

The old goat smiled and said, well, leave your email address.

6. The mouse saw the dog and said ingratiatingly, Brother, please mind your own business.

7. The fly sees the mosquito and says: Sister, I am in a good mood, humming a ditty. Where are you going?

8. The parrot said to the puppy. How about I teach you how to talk? In this way, the host will like you more. ?

Dog:? Fool, if I can gossip like you, I can't go shopping with my master. ?

9. Two dogs were chatting. One said, Why do you think that dog always walks askew?

? The little thing goes to the pub with his master every day. ?

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