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When was the last time you laughed heartlessly?
I haven't smiled mercilessly for a long time, because taking care of the children has killed all my enthusiasm for life. Don't be ridiculous. I don't even want to talk properly. The last time I laughed heartlessly was two months ago, when I accidentally watched the final of the third season of the legendary swordsman. I laughed my head off at the performances of champions Lu Xin and Yu Hao. It seems that I should win the championship. I went back to watch their performance in the preliminary and semi-finals, and I thought it was even more exciting than the performance in the finals. Especially when I saw Yu Hao singing "Lost Handkerchief" in Peking Opera, it was said that it was the first 3D surround stereo music when we were young, and it was a dramatic nursery rhyme for several hours. Seeing this, I burst into tears. This is really a new force in phonology. They are the hosts of Xi 'an Radio Station, which adds to my goodwill. And their jokes satirize that the current cross talk works can't be spoofed, and they must be changed anyway. Lu Xin added the songs of BigBang and sang and danced, which was really enjoyable. I laughed almost from beginning to end, and I was surprised and happy to see that three judges liked me. Also, he danced Nobody, which was really charming. I really haven't laughed so heartlessly for a long time. I think there are such interesting programs and actors. Another time, my dad came back from the outside and said he was particularly scared. He kept saying what to do. We were all nervous, so we asked him what had happened. He took out a mobile phone from the car and we asked him where it came from. He said with a look of fear that he found it in the opposite seat when he was eating. My mother accused me of why he couldn't wait for others when he brought it back. My dad said he didn't wait for it at the front desk, so he took it back for fear of losing it. That mobile phone looks like a new one, not bad. My mother said that it would be delivered to the hotel immediately without anyone calling, and my father was always nervous. I asked my dad which restaurant it was, but he only said the approximate location, and he couldn't tell which restaurant it was. When I asked him what he had eaten, he said it was mutton bread in soup at one moment and beef Lamian Noodles at the other, which surprised me. I asked my dad if he would steal it. My dad said that's impossible. Later, I found the receipt in his bag and confronted him. He told us the truth, saying it was for my mother and wanted to play a prank on us. Later, we were all amused by such a big joke made by my father, who can't joke. Haha, my father is really cute sometimes.
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