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Why don't boys like short girls?
I once asked the members of the Young Women's Forum for this, and their answer was this: "Men should be taller! Their height must be equal to my height plus the height of high heels. If it can be a little higher than this, so much the better. " The biggest reason is that walking side by side is indecent. This conclusion comes from the vanity of women. Moreover, a woman thinks that it is not enough for her to like it. If everyone around her feels that it is not suitable, she will be very bitter. Besides these reasons, if her husband or boyfriend is shorter than her, she will think that "others may make fun of her" or "others will misunderstand that she is in power". Moreover, women want to have a husband to rely on. If a man is shorter than her, she will feel unable to rely on him. This feeling of women varies with age. Girls under the age of 20 will think that "men are shorter than women, which is disgusting" once they see that men are shorter than women when imagining flirting scenes in movies. "A woman before the age of 25, with her little husband to go to the party, I don't know what it will be like? How can you bury your face in his chest? " As for a woman after the age of 25, when she sees a man shorter than her, she will imagine, "What if she gets married and has a short child?" In fact, there is a so-called appearance at work behind the idea of women. Not long ago, I led a red line for a lovely girl, but she didn't accept her intention. "Aren't you satisfied with such a good young man?" I asked her that. "I know he is a very good young man ... but the way he walks is a bit old-fashioned. Is his leg shorter? " I really can't figure it out. Do "excellent" young people have to have long legs? If you like long legs so much, go to Africa and marry a giraffe. I advised the short man not to be sad any more. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and not all women in the world are superficial. "Really care about height? Stop talking nonsense! Come with me! " What women really like is this enterprising man. The standard height of a man should be calculated as follows: when he hugs his woman, the woman's chin can rest slightly on his shoulder. In this way, his height is very standard: when a woman falls in his arms, a face just sticks to his chest and he hears his breathing. If a woman's height can only stick to his diaphragm, then the man's height is not up to standard. He is just tall enough for a woman to look up at him slightly without seeing the white hair or baldness on his head. When a woman hates him and wants to slap him, she doesn't have to raise her hand so high that the slap is not heavy enough. When he squatted down, it was just enough for a woman to climb the wall on his shoulder. When a woman is hurt and needs protection, a man suddenly becomes very tall, giving her a sense of security and standing in front of her to protect her. If you are not tall when a woman needs him most, such a man is too short. After having a child, the man suddenly became very short, as tall as the child, and climbed on the ground with the child. For the happiness of his family, he can shrink himself. Forget the numbers. Men also have rigidity and softness, and they should be tall and short. This is the standard.
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