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Take stock of Hua Qiangu’s classic sentences and the people who said them
Flower Thousand Bones
1. Bai Zi’s paintings, on the road to Huangquan, in the Wangchuan River, beside Sansheng Stone, at the end of Naihe Bridge, have I seen you? 2. I will always stay with the immortals above, and my disciples will have thousands of bones. I have a strange destiny, be ridden with bad luck, and will be born as an unlucky person. Thanks to your Majesty, you will never give up and teach me carefully, and you will accept me as your disciple. The disciples must be upright and upright, worthy of heaven and earth, worthy of staying forever, and worthy of your majesty. From now on, in life, we must respect life, and in death, we must respect death. Never disobey a teacher's orders. Heaven and earth are proof!
3. I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and masters...
4. Bai Zihua, I have one hundred and three swords and seventeen holes all over my body. There is no scar that you gave me. Sixteen years of imprisonment, plus these two lives, I have already paid off what I owe you. My thoughts have been broken and my palace bell has been destroyed. From now on, I will sever all ties with you as master and disciple.
5. I used to be very happy. Because I was so happy, when sadness came, I was completely destroyed so easily. But people cannot use the excuse to avoid sadness and ignore the things they should do. This time I want to take control of my destiny and make my own choices.
6. I have no master, no friends, no lover, no children. At first I thought I had the whole world, but it turned out to be all fake. The one who loves me will die for me, the one I love wants me to die. The one I believed in betrayed me, the one I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't ask for anything, I just want a simple life, but God forces me, you force me! Do you think I can still look back now?
7. Bai Zihua, I curse you in the name of God: in this life, eternal life, immortality, immortality, indestructibility.
8. Bai Zihua, I have never regretted anything I have done in this life. But if I could do it again, I would never fall in love with you again.
9. I don’t believe in good, evil, or happiness, but I believe in you!
10. Bai Zihua, you never believe me, you only believe your own eyes.
11. Bai Zihua, are you still unwilling to love me... In that case, what qualifications do you have to die with me?
Bai Zihua
1. From today on, she is my apprentice of Changliu Shangxian Baizi Hua. I, Bai Zihua, will only have one disciple in my life.
2. The immortals of Changliu are above, and the disciple Bai Zihua has been in charge of Changliu for eighty-three years. He has no virtue in the world and no merit in this sect. Now he wants to accept Hua Qiangu as the leader of this sect. One hundred and twenty-seven generations of disciples. I don’t expect her to be able to slay demons and eliminate demons, and to reach the rank of immortals. I don’t expect her to be able to educate the world and revitalize her sect. I just ask her to love the world, be compassionate to all living beings, be upright and have a clear conscience. If there is any mistake in one's conduct, it is entirely due to the disciple's inability to teach. Long-lasting immortal witnesses!
3. People have to be persistent and guarded. Sometimes right and wrong, black and white are not so easy to see clearly. In matters such as destiny, it still depends on one's own choice.
4. The greater the ability a person has, the greater the responsibility he must bear. It is a sin to just do what you want and avoid your responsibilities. It is not that easy to leave everything behind and live freely.
5. There is no like or dislike. Therefore, no matter how I live, it is irrelevant to me.
6. The mind is like still water, but chaos leads to confusion. For many things, the more you try to figure it out, the more confused you become. Once you have an obsession in your heart, it is like a ball of thread, which will only become more and more messy. The son wants to avoid him, but instead encourages him to meet him. Just let everything take its course. Once it comes, make peace with it. This is the way to survive.
7. Parting with love, meeting with resentment, and returning to the west are nothing like this. It's nothing but empty flowers and illusion.
8. How can you be so cruel. After letting me kill you with my own hands, leave me alone? Whatever you want, you just say it. No matter whether it is right or wrong, I will give it to you. Love is given to you, people are given to you. What do we do if the six realms are destroyed? What do these people do to us whether they are alive or dead? I'll take you anywhere, whatever you want. Just don't leave me...
9. Noble sentiments? Is it just a word? Or is it a feeling only those who dedicate themselves to happiness and sacrifice everything they have have? In this life, my heart has always been about staying, the fairy world, and all living beings, but I have never done anything for her. I didn't let Changliu down, I didn't let down the six realms, I didn't let down the world, but in the end I still let her down and myself.
10. As long as you are always by my side, neither injury nor death is not a curse, but a divine grace.
Dongfang Yuqing
1. Each of these tongues is very obedient. Sometimes they need to be watered, and sometimes they need to open the ceiling. Let them bask in the sun.
2. Bones, I’m here to take you home.
3. Bones, no one in this world can protect you. Being strong is your only way out.
4. Bones, don’t look at them! Bones, don’t die, listen to me, don’t die. Even if no one loves you in this world, you must love yourself well...
5. Perhaps, what he has given up, betrayed and paid for you is far more than you... ...
6. However, he clearly pushed her to Bai Zihua. However, he knew that she would fall in love with Bai Zihua. However, he clearly knew that underneath that love, Abyss... Why do you still love regardless of everything... If he could have been more selfish and kept her by his side, would he have been able to change her fate? However, he was not qualified to give Hua Qiangu, nor could he afford it to her. It was enough for him to just look at her and stay with her.
7. If you recall that your final choice is still me, even if you break into pieces and give up everything, I will still be with you!
8. I have always wanted to see what the bones will look like when they grow up, but unfortunately I can no longer wait...
9. Bai Zihua, there is nothing in this world that I, Dongfang Yu, will do You have no way of intervening and you don't know. How long do you think this little wilderness can keep me here? I have to bring the bones out of the wilderness to let you know! What is fate!
Sha Qian Mo
1. Little one, why do you think I look so good-looking?
2. Bai Zihua, if you dare to hurt her for your disciples, I will slaughter your whole family. If you dare to hurt her for the people of the world, I will kill all the people in the world.
3. Everyone has obsessions, and my wish is to protect something. First her, then you. However, I have prided myself on having the most beautiful appearance in the world, but I have no ability to protect the one I love. I lost, so completely. But little one, you have to believe that my sister really likes you...
4. "Fool, do you think I love Lucia and have always regarded you as her? You are as important to me as she is. But there is one thing that is different about you. I will be angry if I know she likes Zhu Ran, but I will be jealous when I see you with other men."
5. A kiss from a beauty. , but never give others easily...little one, remember me...
6. Little one, if you were here, would you be willing to forgive him? Do you blame your sister for taking matters into your own hands? He went crazy because of you, went crazy because of you, felt guilt, regret, longing, and search. He suffered thirty years of torture. Isn’t that enough? Are you willing to give him one last chance?
Nimantian
In the previous life, this life, the next life, maybe in every life, we can only be enemies, and we are at odds with each other.
Xuanyuan Lang
What do you mean, stay away from her? What a joke! I want the whole world to be in my hands, but I'm afraid I can't resist this small world!
Shuo Feng
I never understood the meaning of my life at first, and why I wanted to go to Changliu Mountain. Then I met you, and then you said that you wanted to collect artifacts to detoxify the Lord. At that moment I finally understood that it had been destined from thousands of years ago that my existence was only to make you a success.
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