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International joke day, 20 jokes make you happy all day! July 24th is International Joke Day. Did you laugh? According to research, smiling often can release pleasant endorphins, improve the activity of immune cells and burn calories. Laughing every day is good for many things. Let's laugh together! "Cold joke" literally comes from English Bad pun or Dry hungry, which means a failed joke or a rotten stalk. It means that it is difficult for a joke to laugh directly because of boring and homophonic words or the speaker's tone and expression, which leads to silence. But this does not necessarily mean that the joke itself is boring, it may also be a humorous form, a type that makes people smile. Cold jokes can not only help the body to be strong, release pressure, but also achieve the purpose of resolving embarrassment, enlivening the atmosphere and entertaining yourself or your relatives and friends. Below, we provide 20 cold jokes for everyone to laugh at!

20 cold jokes make you happy all day 1, "Bad things must be done at noon, why?" 」

Because ~ there will be retribution sooner or later

2. "Let me tell you a fact ..."

Two pieces of 80

3. "What will Pikachu become when he stands up? 」

Temporary soldier

4. "Pikachu jumps left and right? 」

Pickup, table tennis, table tennis.

5. "Mayflower and Lily who have never had children? 」

Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn) 6. "A pair of sisters in conjoined twins, one is called Mary, and the other is called what? 」

Monroe, because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

7. "Under what circumstances does a person have four eyes? 」

When two people are together.

8. "Why are mermaids the most involved? 」

Because she can't cheat.

9. "Where does the acne grow?" ? 」

Other people's faces

10, "Who runs fastest? 」

Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear.

Extended reading: how to release negative emotions? Try angry collage.

International joke day, 20 jokes make you happy all day! 1 1, "What kind of person can't work in a gas station? 」

A glib person

12, "oxygen or carbon dioxide, which is more beautiful? 」

Oxygen, because oxygen will help combustion, and helping combustion (naturally) is beauty.

13, "A rooster and a hen, guess three words? 」

Two chickens 14, "What are Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin doing when they sleep every day? 」

Close your eyes.

15, "What insects are inherently weak? 」

Butterflies, because butterflies are really beautiful (powerless)

16, "What happened when Trump fell? 」

San Pu

17, white shirts are easy to yellow, and ordinary laundry detergent is difficult to clean, which makes many people feel headache. In fact, when washing, ...

Take a headache medicine and your head will feel less pain.

18, there was a couple quarreling, the girl ran out of the door angrily, and the boy immediately chased it out quickly. ...

Take the door back. ....

19, the doctor asked Xiaoming: What would you do if you cut off an ear? Xiao Ming: I can't hear the doctor ask: What if I cut off the other ear? Xiaoming: I can't see a doctor and ask him why ... Xiaoming:

Because I wear glasses.

20. One day, Y and X were walking on the road when they suddenly saw you crying. Y went over and asked u:

Uniqlo

Ha ha ha ha ~ Did you laugh? No matter how busy and angry you are, remember to laugh every day and let yourself drive! Heart!