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A cold joke with bean paste buns and lentils.
2. A long time ago, there was a bean. Doudou's life is full of disputes, so Doudou decided to dig a bomb shelter. Doudou digs, digs, digs and thinks.
I want to dig a particularly strong air-raid shelter, clean and comfortable, spacious and bright. Store enough water and food in it and bring everything you like. In the future, no matter the ups and downs outside, the war and smoke, Doudou can hide there and spend every spring, summer, autumn and winter safely. Thinking that peas were dug harder, he hummed as he dug, "Dig a hole and bury some soil, one, two, three, four, five."
The hole was dug deeper and deeper, and all the peas got into it. Suddenly it rained, and it rained heavily. The rain washed away the soil and flowed into the hole. Doudou was buried in it.
When he died, Doudou thought, I dug a bomb shelter myself, but I didn't expect it to turn into a grave.
After Doudou was buried,
After a while, a huge bean vine appeared on the ground. .....
It turns out that this bean is
Jack's magic beans ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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