A joke that only children will laugh at.

1. An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil and only one leg was exposed. When the companion saw it, he asked, why are your legs exposed? The ant said: shh! Be quiet, I'll trip him!

2. A rich man hired a teacher to teach his son to read. On the first day, the teacher taught me to write "one, two, and three". When the rich man's son thought that the original words were so simple, he told the rich man that he had learned to write. The rich man was very happy and asked him to write a "hundred".

3. Last night, I saw a child skipping rope by the roadside, counting while jumping and panting. I went up to him and asked him, "How many kids did you jump?" He said, "It's 25." I said it was good and awesome, so I left. I took two steps and heard him continue counting: "26,27,28!" "

4. On the grassland in Australia, there are two cows grazing. One of them said to the other: There is a recent epidemic of mad cow disease. Do you think we will get it? The other end replied, What are you afraid of? Aren't we kangaroos?

5. The thief stole a chicken and was plucking the chicken by the river. At this moment, a policeman came over and the thief hurriedly put the chicken into the river. The policeman asked, What are you doing? What's in the river? The thief said, that's a chicken. It's going to cross the river. I'm here to look after its clothes.