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Classic brain teaser about guessing the title of a song.
Brainstorm: Pig farts (guess the name of a song)
Answer: I really want to think about it.
Cold joke brain teaser classic 1. A heavy rain, farmers who are busy sowing seeds have evaded, but there is still one person who does not leave. Why? Answer: Scarecrow
2. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? Answer: Because she can't sit down.
What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: You are not stupid.
The wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.
Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.
6. A place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.
7. There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because the driver used a coffin car to transport people who died of lung cancer.
Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.
9. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon.
10. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim and has no transportation, but he passed. Why? Answer: He fainted.
1 1. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? Answer: He is walking backwards.
12. Red beans and mung beans are put on a plate. Why did Xiao Wang separate them at once? Answer: There is only one kind of red bean like mung bean.
13. What is broken without penalty or reward? Answer: record
14. Both Wang and Li do things with one eye closed. Why should Wang perform and Li be punished? A: Because Wang is the shooter and Li is the shopkeeper.
15. What water can never be used up? Answer: tears
16. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.
17. Li Zhe looks ordinary and nothing special, but he can blink for hours on end. How did he do it? Answer: As long as he closes his eyes, he won't blink.
18. Where is the trouble? Answer: pharmacy
19. Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use? A: The soldiers will block.
20. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.
Selected brain teasers of cold jokes 1. Why do married people have to take wedding photos first? A: It's an auction.
2. Xiao Li often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why answer: He didn't go home until morning.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is the answer behind a failed man? There are too many women.
4. Why did Master Guanyin sit between the golden couple instead of next to him? Answer: Because he is afraid that they will fall in love.
The Chiang family has three daughters, the eldest, the second and the third. Whose figure is the hottest answer: the eldest daughter is also because of ginger.
6. Xiao Li, who came home from work early, entered the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu and his wife sleeping in bed next door, but Xiao Li was not angry at all. Why answer: Because Xiao Liu is a woman.
7. When is the best time to divorce? Month (Freedom Day).
8. Why do babies cry when they are born? Answer: Because he saw that the aunt nurse was too beautiful and he was too young.
9. Who is the cleaning aunt? A: Female.
10. Anyone who sees him will give him money. Who is he and why is he so attractive? Answer: Good brother.
1 1. Who is disobedient? Answer: deaf
12. How can I put my left hand completely in the right trouser pocket you are wearing and my right hand completely in the left trouser pocket you are wearing? Answer: Wear pants backwards.
13. On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.
14. You just call its name and it will be destroyed. What is this? Answer: Silence.
15. Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. Answer: Yes, they are standing face to face.
16. Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? A: When cremated.
17. The police found an intelligent murder case. There were no clues or witnesses at the scene, but the police announced the case an hour later. Why? Answer: The murderer turned himself in.
18. Why do hens all over the world have short legs? Answer: so that the eggs won't break.
19. What if the uncooked rice is cooked by accident? Answer: Prepare for dinner.
20. Under what circumstances is greater than O, O greater than, greater than? Answer: Rock, scissors, cloth.
Cold joke: brain teaser and simplification 1. Xiao Ming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the electric fan, but the electric fan doesn't blow him.
There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, pull out the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.
When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake. Why is light light blue safe and sound? Answer: She flew by.
4. What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Answer: Your name.
In the dark and windy night, Xiao Li met a ghost and the towel ran away in fright. Why? Answer: coward
6. What bed can't sleep? Answer: Gums
7. What is the name of the sheep when it stops breathing? Answer: Be proud.
8. How many NBA championships did Gao Bi win? Answer: Three times.
9. The bee was nailed to the calendar and made an idiom? Answer: It's sunny.
10. What tigers don't eat people? Answer: autumn tiger
Cold joke, brain teaser, hot text 1, no night (type a word)
Another way of saying that there is no night is: there will always be only day, and there will naturally be sun during the day, right? Forever+day = forever? ,ch m 4 ng, 1。 The days are long. 2. Comfortable and smooth. 3. Last name)
2. Don't go out for a long time (in a word)
Answer and analysis: Xian (a house girl refers to a girl who is quiet and inactive and likes to stay at home and have more leisure, that is? Female+leisure = fairy? , meaning elegant and beautiful)
3, the emperor's clothes (a word)
The emperor is the dragon among people, so the emperor's clothes can also be called? Dragon clothes? , dragon+clothes = attack)
4. Love for a long time will fade (type a word)
Answer and analysis: clear (in this sentence, the key points are prominent? Love? 、? Light? What is the word after the exchange of the two? Qing? , but also light and plain)
5. It looks like a cow, but it actually has no head (type a word)
Answer and analysis: noon (meeting? Cattle? Head? Hey? If the head is taken off, right? Cow-what = noon? )
6, half mountain and half water (type a word)
Answer and analysis: Mountain (sh? N, basic meaning: 1. [~ ~] The way fish swim, for example? There are Jiayu in the south, is it natural ~ ~? . 2. Fishing gear called net-copying in ancient times)
7, a beloved fourteen, two people walk side by side (type a word)
Answer and analysis: Germany (two people are: double,? Hey? A beloved fourteen can be divided into: one+heart+ten+heart, then, after the combination of the two, for? De? )
8, faint love words, empty heart care (type a word)
Answer and analysis: Qing (will? Light? Word sum? Love? Can you draw after the words alternate with each other? Qing? Words, pure and elegant)
9, unarmed, empty joy (type a word)
Answer and analysis: control (k? Ng, radical: hey; Detailed interpretation: ① Report; Blame; Point out the original sin: ~ Sue ∣ Reference ~ ∣ Yes ~ ∣ Get on the bus ~. ② control; Temperance; Control: remote ~. ③ Controlled: the bow is no longer ~. (4) casting: ~ to the ground)
10, if you turn this word upside down, it is not difficult to guess (type a word) by sitting firmly first.
Answer and analysis: by (riddle should try to guess from different angles, in commonness? A, B, C and D? Among them, what is the first one? Answer? Word, turn it upside down, right? By who? )
1 1, a family of ten are all women, and they are crowded under the grass (one word).
Answer and analysis: mushrooms (what is a family of ten? Ancient times? , are all women, that is? Female+ancient = ancient? A group of women are under the grass, for what? Mushrooms? . The basic meaning is: 1. Mushrooms and fungi: incense ~. Winter ~ Mushroom ~2, mushroom cool is a spoken language for girls, and it became popular on the Internet at the end of 20 1 1. Meaning: girl, woman)
12, brother-in-law's eyes are low, but he likes to take care of everything (type)
Answer and analysis: Du (? Eyes? What is that? Eyes? , low, described as follows, Uncle+eye = supervisor? Dū, check; Supervision: supervision ~. ~ do it. ~ guide. ~ check. ~ urge)
13, bite by bite (type a word)
Answer and analysis: back (Hu? Radical: hey; The basic meaning of the word (1) is to go to the original place: ~ home. (2) Turn around: ~ First (turn back). ~ gu. ~ eyes. ~ warm. Wonderful hand ~ spring, etc. )
14, big mouth to small mouth, thread it (type a word)
Answer and analysis: string (? Mouth? What is that? Mouth? , big mouth, small mouth relative, for? Lu? Word, there is a line in the middle, that is? String? )
15, there is a big hole (one word) in the middle of the new clothes.
Answer and analysis: Ai (? Clothes? Put a big hole in the middle of the word-? Mouth? , that is? Clothes+mouth = sadness? )
16, don't say thank you for your kindness (type)
Answer and analysis: shoot (sh? ; Radical: inch; Basic meaning: 1. Release arrow: ~ arrow. Houyi ~ day. 2. Bullets with thrust or elasticity, etc. : ~ strike. Sweep and send. ~ cheng. ~ hands, etc. )
17, three drops of water standing on one side, mouth on the right (one word)
Answer and analysis: Hui (? Three drops of water? For what? Hey? ,? Mouth? After the words are washed, right? Hey? What is the combination of the two? Remittance? )
18. Remember and forget (type a word)
Answer and analysis: avoid (remembering and forgetting, only taking half the instructions, remember? Take half a word as? By himself? Forget? Take half a word, for? Heart? What is the combination of the two? Avoid? )
19, monkeys have ears (type)
Answer and analysis: du (what is the radical? Hey? There are two pronunciations, namely? dū? dù? There are seven definitions: 1. Metropolis. 2. The location of the highest administrative organ of a country. 3. It's so beautiful. 4. All the time. 5. Stay alive. In ancient times, they were called leaders and leaders. 7. Ancient surnames)
20, one more cross, can't walk (type a word)
Answer and analysis: yes (everyone uses it? Feet? Come for a walk? Feet? One more horizontal, and it's done? what's up , so I can't leave)
Simple brain teaser 1, a little girl standing in the middle of the water. Wearing a pink robe, sitting on a green boat. (Hit a plant-Lotus)
2, two hairs on the head, wearing a colorful robe. I am happy and carefree among the flying flowers. (Hit an animal-a butterfly)
The two boats have no oars, sails and masts. Manned people walk around during the day, and unmanned ships are empty at night. (Give me one thing-shoes)
4, purple trees, purple flowers, purple flowers, purple melons. There are sesame seeds in purple skin, white meat and white meat. (Hit a vegetable-eggplant)
5. Clothes are like satin and tails are like scissors; Build a house with mud, catch bugs and feed the children. (Hit an animal-a swallow)
6. Two brothers are the same length. If you want to eat, it will help. I like to pick up vegetables for you, but I don't like to scoop soup for you. (Give me a gift-chopsticks)
7, the body is thin and long, and it turns green and yellow when it is old. The whole body is covered with acne, and the baby loves to eat it. (Hit a vegetable cucumber)
8. Wear green clothes and a watery belly. Gave birth to many sons, all with black faces. (smashing a fruit-watermelon)
9, one piece after another, like sugar and like noodles. Sometimes it's all over the sky in winter and nothing can be seen in summer. (Hit a natural phenomenon-snowflake)
10, you can run with a head and a mouth and no legs. Said it was a turtle and never went into the water. (By means of transportation-car)
The body is a hemisphere with seven stars on its back. Aphids are most afraid of it when they see it, and cotton harvest depends on it. (Hit an animal-ladybug)
12, looks like a small building from a distance, and looks like a steamed bun from a close look. People walk below and water flows above. (Take one thing-an umbrella)
13, an animal is beautiful, with two ears and three mouths. The front legs are short and the rear legs are long, and they are best at running. (bump into an animal-rabbit)
14, the chest bag is the cradle, and the baby is safest to sleep. With strong hind legs, he is the champion of long jump. (Hit an animal-kangaroo)
15, with branches on his head and plum blossoms embroidered on his body. I run very fast with my legs lifted, and I am covered with everyone's favorite treasures. (Hit an animal-sika deer)
16, big eyes, dark circles, chubby and cute. Climb high, climb fast, eat bamboo shoots and wild fruits. (Hit an animal-panda)
17, there are not many beards on both sides, and the mouth loves to talk. It stood guard in the kitchen grain depot, and the mouse ran away when it saw it. (Hit an animal-a cat)
18, I am the inventor of breaststroke, and I can speak breaststroke. When I was a child, I had a tail and no legs; Grow up with legs and no tail. (Hit an animal-frog)
19, wearing a red flower on his head and a floral coat. Get up before dawn and sing the sun rises. (Beat an animal cock)
I have ten little brothers, five of whom are together. The two have the same name but different surnames, and are uneven in height. (Hit the human body part-finger)
2 1, one on the left and one on the right, if you can hear me. We never meet each other because we are separated by a mountain. (Hit the body organ-the ear)
22, the hair above, the hair below, there is a black grape in the middle. If you can't guess, look at me. (Hit the body organ-eye)
23. Clap your hands and it will jump, and kick it and it will run. You can shoot, you can kick, and you won't scream in pain. (Hit a toy-a ball)
24, the stomach is round, tight, and empty inside. Don't say a word if you don't hit it. Call if you hit it. (Playing musical instruments-drums)
25, underground spider webs, running on the train. There is never a traffic jam, and everyone praises it. (By means of transportation-subway)
26. The big strange bird in the air has iron wings and flies very fast. Busy manned work. (by transport passenger plane)
27-year-old, wearing a white coat, with her hair crossed over her head. It's fast, and saving lives depends on it. (By means of transportation-ambulance)
28. The nose is like a hook, the ears are like a fan, the thighs are like pillars, and the tail is like a braid. (Hit an animal-an elephant)
29, seven or eight brothers, sitting around the pillar. As soon as everyone broke up, their clothes were torn. (Hit a vegetable-garlic)
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30. A room is square, with only doors and no windows. It's hot and sunny outside and cold and frosty inside. (smashing a household appliance-refrigerator)
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