Great jokes break your stomach.

1, Pluto sent a little ghost pawn to visit the world famous doctors and said: You see, there is no cure for the fool who died in front of the door. ?

When the little devil came into this world, ghosts were everywhere every time he passed the doctor's door. Finally, he went to a doctor and saw only a ghost hovering by the door. He said, There must be a famous doctor here. ? When asked, it was newly opened yesterday.

2.LZ went to the hospital because of a fever. The doctor took out the thermometer to me without saying anything, and I put it in my mouth without saying anything. The doctor gave me a look and said softly, underarm. ? I paused, thought for a moment, but still obediently raised my right hand, stretched out two fingers, and let out a cry: Yeah! ?

While eating, two friends told each other disgusting jokes about shit and fart. I was furious and roared: Eat shit and don't talk about food, okay?

I want to ask my mother where my cousin is. . . As a result, one mouth became the place where that slut was. . . I will never forget the way my mother looked at me.

5. Announcement: Please enjoy the following dance. We are all human beings.

6. I want to ask a female classmate out to play. I heard that her mother can be fierce. Before calling, all kinds of entanglements and expectations: Aunt, is XXX there? I want to ask her out to play! Summoning up the courage to make a phone call, I didn't expect her father to answer it. I clearly remember my brain pumping and saying, hello, uncle, is aunt there? I want to ask her out to play.

7. Once I quarreled with someone, I shouted: Believe it or not, I will let a truckload of bakers hit you!

8. When I have a problem with someone, I want to say "Go away". As a result, I spoke so fast that I could speak in public. Quack?

9. After playing the ball once, I'm going to put the ball at my uncle's place. I opened my mouth and said, Ball, I left my uncle here!

10, the girl in the front row suddenly turned to ask me: Is my chest hair good? After a while, he turned around and said, I just want to ask if my eyebrows are fierce. . . .

1 1. At the annual meeting of the company, someone played the violin on the stage and everyone was bored to eat. I suddenly said to my colleague: He pulls on it and we eat below. . . .

12. Just now, Dad took medicine. At first glance, I treat peripheral neuropathy.

I said, Dad: Are you crazy?

Dad: I gave you and your mother medicine to treat peripheral neuropathy. . .

13, my mother went to buy clothes, and another woman took a fancy to that one and snatched it from my mother. My mother asked, do you have a daughter?

The woman was puzzled and said no, so my mother grabbed me and robbed me of having no daughter.

After leaving the store, I asked my mother why. My mother said that I dare not quarrel with others in the street now. I'm afraid that is your future mother-in-law. . .

14, accidentally broke a bowl and was scolded by my mother. Once I was watching TV, my mother broke a bowl, saying that I knew how to watch TV without studying, and scolded me again!

15, my son said happily to me with his report card: Dad, I won the first place in the exam, and you promised to take me to see the sea! Seeing his expectant eyes, I touched my crumpled wallet, bowed my head helplessly, and slowly said to my son, Look, this is the Mediterranean!

16, my cousin found a Japanese boyfriend. That day, the family went out to eat. My cousin is out on business. No one at home can speak Japanese, and no one is embarrassed to move chopsticks first. It was awkward for a while.

My uncle couldn't help it and said to the Japanese son-in-law. Taijun! Missy. Missy. ?

17, every time I go to my girlfriend's house, his parents won't let me share a room with my girlfriend, so my girlfriend has to say sorry. Sorry, just squeeze in with my brother. ? Later, I went to his house to propose, and her father asked me: Will you really be kind to him all your life? Of course. ? I took my son's hand and said firmly.

18, once I got sick and had an infusion, I sat playing with my mobile phone, and time passed quickly. As soon as I looked up and saw the bottom of the bottle, I panicked and shouted: Waiter, fill it up ? From then on, I became a celebrity in this clinic!

19, a surgeon went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter always scratched his ass when ordering.

The doctor asked with concern: Are there hemorrhoids?

20. The waiter replied impatiently: Please order according to the menu, and don't order without the menu!

2 1, and classmates push patients to the operating room for surgery, next door is orthopedics, and the sounds made by electric saws, electric drills and other instruments come and go. Knock, knock, knock. ,? Hey hey hey? ,? Oh. The patient asked me:? Doctor, why is there decoration next door? My head is full of black hair. Should I tell him I'm going to have an operation?

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