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I want a joke, I want a joke, I'm in a bad mood, I'm a little depressed, I want a joke.
1. I prayed to God to make me rich, but God always made me fat.
2. Other people's wealth exceeds 100 million, and they are in their twenties/kloc-0 billion or billions. I am only 5 million, and I am still a pixel. ...
3. A classmate was sleeping in class, and the teacher came to wake him up and asked, "What's wrong with you? Why do you sleep in class? "
The classmate said, "I feel sick ..."
The teacher said with concern, "Are you sick?"
The classmate calmly said, "I feel uncomfortable when I am sleepy."
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