Funny Xiehouyu Daquan and Answers Daquan 214

Classic hilarious two-part allegorical saying super funny

Qingfeng waterfall? November 3, 214

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Selling cloth and salt-minding leisure (salty) things

Eating soup-shameless and indecent

Paying homage to a teacher-burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts.

farting under the covers-can you write (smell) and use force (cover)?

fart under the covers-take it all for yourself

Open the coffin and shout to catch a thief-wronged the dead?

stepping on a tightrope with a big belly-taking risks

practicing swimming in a dung jar-really not afraid of death (shit)

The Jade Emperor farted-grapes with an air of

mildew-full of bad water

Dancing broadsword in the cemetery-Scaring people

Pulling a bow in the cemetery-shooting. -feel (cure) (feet)

Gecko pulls the door curtain

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Show a small hand

Give birth to a child on the plane-High school students

Monks chant Buddhist scripture-menstruation

Lift the coffin and drop pants-It's rude to die

Play pole vault in the toilet-Too much (shit

The Dragon King farted-he held out his hand with pride-it costs money to die

He ate iron bars to cover aluminum-he actually made up an old lady's switch from the grate-he was full of energy

The tortoise's ass had boils-rotten rules (rotten turtle's grate It is stipulated that

the fairy farts-extraordinary

storytelling on the plane-empty talk

I will give you three points-you run a dye house

you are full of gold teeth-you talk lies (yellow)

blind people chat-you talk nonsense

blind men wear glasses-you pretend to be better than

. Climbing

Long live he fell into the well-dare not bother (fishing) your hand

gouged his eyes as a judge-blind to the end

dung beetles was lying on the road-loading a car!

Toad has no hair-with its root

pig's nose forked with onions-pretend that the rice is not ripe-it's boring

Two bulls fight-the real (earned) bull is better than

yellow mud in its crotch-it's not death (shit) but also death (shit)

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8-year-old virgin-anti-Japanese to the end.

The rabbit's tail wears a splint-it's a wolf with a big tail.

Boiling a ball in a paste pot-you're still full of anger when you say you're an asshole.

Old proud as a peacock-flatter himself

The pancake fruit is poisoned-don't do this

Toad carries a small hand on his back.

Please enjoy the classic two-part allegorical sayings:

A

A short man rides a big horse-a dilemma up and down

A short man sits on a high stool-he can't reach it

Then the gourd digs seeds-dig one less

Then his head goes into the fire resistance-holding his breath. (: )

Grandfather eats Rhizoma Coptidis-bitter and bitter (grandfather)

(figuratively speaking, the two masters are evenly matched, regardless of the outcome, the competition, the advantages and disadvantages.)

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent

Let loose the wind under the chopping board-can't fly

A nun in an temple-has no happiness (.

No matter what you do, it's superman to think of others' happiness first. It's mortal to think of yourself first. It's stupid to make others unhappy and yourself unhappy.

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and crisp

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch

B

Eight-level workers worship their masters-strive for perfection and learn to blow at the age of 8-out of breath

The moon on August 15th-aboveboard

Eating persimmons in the middle of the night-picking soft ones

-share happiness * * * Bitter

C

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a terrible disaster

the teapot boiled jiaozi-the broken temple that was demolished could not be poured out

the bricks that came out of the kiln without god

shaped the garbage in the kitchen-trivial

D

big girl. Sharpening a knife on your stomach-that was a close call

beating drums in your stomach-beating your heart

E

21 days without chickens-bad guys

F

moths to the fire-suicide?

playing the flute on the plane-singing high-profile

playing the horn on the plane-ringing in the air (thinking)

lighting the lamp on the plane-clever

hanging the bag on the plane-installing the wind (crazy)

hanging the kettle on the plane-tall water bottle (flat)

dreaming on the plane-God knows < P > the dog drives the duck out-croaking

the horns on the dog's head-putting on the sheep

the dog lifts the door curtain-all with one mouth

the dog bites the mouse-meddling

hanging the sheep's head and selling dog meat-it's different inside and outside

H

It's just right for a girl from any family to marry the Zheng family

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Blowing the trumpet under the tree of Coptis chinensis-having fun in bitterness

The weasel pays New Year's greetings to the chicken-The train doesn't sound like a whistle-The sound of singing (name) is quite loud

J

Picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelons-Greedy for the small and losing the big

Jiang Taigong goes fishing-the willing takes the bait

Seeing the moon with myopia-what a big star. -all the donkeys who want to get ahead

L

have broken their sleeves-the lost songbook that has been idling for

playing the piano-the foot-binding of the lazy woman who has no idea

-stinks.