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Answer the phone. Interesting quotation
Another 5 million, your pocket money is so much every day!
When will you pay me back the 5 million you owe me? If you don't pay me back, I won't take it!
Are you tired of calling me for hundreds of millions of trifles? I told you not to pay it back!
How many times have I said, don't ask for instructions for transactions below 1 billion. Let Uncle Wang, the doorman, sign a contract with him! Don't bother me with such trifles at present, what a waste of telephone charges!
Wait a minute, I'm counting money. Eleven thousand one hundred and thirty-six cents, eleven thousand one hundred and thirty-six cents. ...
Xiao Huang, has my satellite been launched?
8 (raising his voice) How many millions do I get for eating beef offal noodles with you two a minute? !
Let the bodyguards go home. I have been wandering alone. I haven't been back for a long time. ...
10 Are you still on Earth?
1 1 is also from the Philippines. Please lie down for a while, and I'll answer the phone. . .
12 hello ... hello, what did you say? No signal. Wait a minute. I'll ask my driver to turn up the helicopter a little.
13 Hello. Lao Wang? I just gave you/kloc-0 10000000000000 cheque pocket money, and there is a zero missing. If you are free tomorrow. I'll take Shenqi to your house and send you the rest of the money.
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