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Answer the phone. Interesting quotation

1 Hey, if you don't care whether I borrow money or not, just hang up!

Another 5 million, your pocket money is so much every day!

When will you pay me back the 5 million you owe me? If you don't pay me back, I won't take it!

Are you tired of calling me for hundreds of millions of trifles? I told you not to pay it back!

How many times have I said, don't ask for instructions for transactions below 1 billion. Let Uncle Wang, the doorman, sign a contract with him! Don't bother me with such trifles at present, what a waste of telephone charges!

Wait a minute, I'm counting money. Eleven thousand one hundred and thirty-six cents, eleven thousand one hundred and thirty-six cents. ...

Xiao Huang, has my satellite been launched?

8 (raising his voice) How many millions do I get for eating beef offal noodles with you two a minute? !

Let the bodyguards go home. I have been wandering alone. I haven't been back for a long time. ...

10 Are you still on Earth?

1 1 is also from the Philippines. Please lie down for a while, and I'll answer the phone. . .

12 hello ... hello, what did you say? No signal. Wait a minute. I'll ask my driver to turn up the helicopter a little.

13 Hello. Lao Wang? I just gave you/kloc-0 10000000000000 cheque pocket money, and there is a zero missing. If you are free tomorrow. I'll take Shenqi to your house and send you the rest of the money.