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Break up with dignity. What words of wisdom did the Tang Priest say in A Chinese Odyssey?

A Chinese Odyssey is a film starring Stephen Chow. 1995 was shown in Hong Kong and the Mainland, but there was no response. It was not until after 1997 that it began to spread in mainland universities and online, and it was all the rage for a long time. The Tang Priest is played by Luo Jiaying, which is very interesting and makes people happy. Many classic lines are still fresh in my mind.

Among them, the dialogue with Guanyin's sister: This is your fault. Wukong wants to eat me. It's just an idea, but it hasn't come true. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me, and you can prove it, and it's not too late to convict him. There is another passage he said to Wukong: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand that you have given up your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me!

And what he said to the little demon: people and goblins are born of mothers, different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking demons. How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die. Therefore, being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

There are many more for Wukong, one of which is classic: do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? Although this Tang Priest is a long-winded Tang Priest, the happiness he brought us is unparalleled and a beautiful memory.