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A story is a story after all, but life is reality!
King Arthur was captured and should have been put to death, but another king saw him as young and optimistic and admired him very much. He asked Arthur to answer a very difficult question, and if he answered it, he would be free. The question is:
"What do women want?"
Arthur began to seek answers from everyone around him: princesses, prostitutes, priests, wise men … no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Arthur was told that there lived an old witch in a dark castle in the suburbs. It is said that she knows everything, but her expenses are high and her demands are strange. The deadline is coming. Arthur had no choice but to go to the witch. The witch promised to answer his question on the condition that she would marry one of Arthur's noblest knights of the Round Table and his closest friend, Gawen.
Arthur was frightened. He looked at the witch, hunchbacked and ugly, with only one tooth. He stinks in the sewer ... Wen Ding is tall, handsome, honest and kind, and is the bravest soldier.
Arthur said, "No, I can't force my friend to marry a woman like you for freedom!" " Otherwise, I will never forgive myself. "heat?
After knowing the news, I said to Arthur, "I am willing to marry her for you and our country."
So the wedding became public.
The witch replied, "What women really want is to dominate their own destiny."
Everyone knows that the witch told a great truth, so Arthur is free.
At the wedding, the witch grabbed food, burped and cursed with her hands, which made everyone feel sick. Arthur also cried in extreme pain, but he was as modest as ever.
On the wedding night, despite everyone's dissuasion, Gawen insisted on entering the new house and was ready to face everything. However, a peerless beauty who has never met before is lying in his bed. The witch said, "In one day, I am half an ugly witch and half a beautiful woman. Gavin, which side do you think I'm on during the day and which side do you think I'm on at night? ……"
What a cruel question this is. If it was a warm-up, what would you choose? ……
At that time, the professor's voice fell, the students were silent first, and then they began to have a heated discussion. The answers are even more varied, but in summary, there are two kinds: a witch during the day and a beautiful woman at night, because the wife is her own, so there is no need to be vain; Another choice is beauty during the day, because you can be envied by others, you can have fun outside at night, and it doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or ugly when you get home.
After listening to everyone's answers, the professor didn't comment, only said that the story actually had an ending, so he made a choice. So everyone asked the teacher to tell the result.
The teacher said that Wen Jia replied, "Since you said that what women really want is to dominate their own destiny, it's up to you!"
The witch finally burst into tears. "I choose a woman who is beautiful day and night because I love you!" "
Everyone was silent, because no one made the choice of heating. Are we selfish sometimes? Dominate other people's lives with their own preferences, but never thought about whether others would like to. And when you respect others and understand others, you will often get more.
The second story
Queen Elizabeth was captured and should have been put to death, but the other king saw that she was young and optimistic and appreciated it very much, so he asked Elizabeth to answer a difficult question, and then she was free.
The question is: "What do men really want?" Elizabeth began to seek answers from everyone around her: the princess, the priest, the wise man … no one could give her a satisfactory answer.
Elizabeth was told that there lived a poor uncle in a dark castle in the suburbs. It is said that he knows everything, but the fees are high and the requirements are bizarre.
The deadline is coming. Elizabeth had no choice but to go to Uncle Dirty. Uncle Wretched promised to answer his question, but only if she married Irina Kaptelova Huang, Elizabeth's closest friend and one of the noblest knights of the Round Table.
Elizabeth was frightened. He looked at her uncle, hunchbacked and ugly, with only one tooth. She stinks in the gutter ... and Irina Kaptelova is yellow, with big breasts and fat buttocks, delicious and delicate.
Elizabeth said, "No, I can't force my friend to marry Sabie like you for freedom! Otherwise, I will never forgive myself. "
After hearing the news, Irina Kaptelova Huang said to Elizabeth, "I am willing to marry him for you and our country."
So the wedding became public.
The wretched uncle answered this question with his teeth buckled with leaves. "What men really want is to dominate their own destiny."
Everyone knows that Uncle Dirty told a great truth, so Elizabeth is free.
At the wedding, the wretched uncle grabbed things with his hands, burped, cursed and pinched his feet, which made everyone feel sick. Elizabeth also cried in extreme pain, but Elizabeth Huang was as humble as ever.
On the wedding night, Eliza Huang insisted on entering the new house regardless of everyone's dissuasion, and was ready to face everything. However, a handsome man who has never met is better than Daniel Wu, Bichel is better, and Gao Fushuai, who is richer than Iron Man, is lying in his bed. My uncle said, "I'm half stingy, half invincible, and Irina Kaptelova Huang. Do you want me to get rich in Gao Shuai during the day or in Gao Shuai at night? ……"
What a cruel question this is. If you were Irina Kaptelova Huang, what would you choose?
……
At this time, the voice of the professor of personality psychology fell, the students were silent first, and then they began to have a heated discussion. The answers are even more varied, but in summary, there are two kinds: during the day, Gao Shuai has money at night, because her husband is her own, and there is no need to be vain; Another option is to be rich in Gao Shuai during the day, because you can get the envy of others, and you can have fun outside at night, and it doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or ugly when you get home. After listening to everyone's answers, the professor didn't comment, only said that the story actually had an ending, and Irina Kaptelova Huang made a choice. So everyone asked the teacher to tell the result.
The teacher said that Irina Kaptelova Huang replied: "Since you said that what men really want is to control their own destiny, it's up to you!"
Uncle wretched finally burst into tears. "I choose to be stingy day and night!" I hate taking a bath every day and men's perfume! I love to pick my feet and look at the photos of Fan Bingbing! I love DOTA because I don't want to give up the team battle and become a pig teammate because of your short message! I just like eating noodles without washing the pot! I love instant noodles and ham sausage! I love Laoganma and Daoxiao Noodles, as well as Shaxian snacks, because this is a loyal hymn! I was born to wash my socks until I can't wear them! I like obscene jokes and dirty jokes! I also like watching big breasts on the H-net! Because I love you! "
Hearing this, Irina Kaptelova Huang felt a little milk pain. . . . . . Everyone was silent because no one made Huang's choice. Are we selfish sometimes? Dominate other people's lives with their own preferences, but never thought about whether others would like to. And when you respect others and understand others, you will often get more.
The contrast between the two stories also illustrates a truth, which I believe you have already seen. That is, chicken soup has an opinion before making up a story, and the logic can't stand scrutiny. Instead of reading countless chicken soup articles, it is better to live your life in a down-to-earth manner.
In those bridges where bosom friends, male diaosi and female diaosi counterattack, men usually have a successful career after many years, and women always turn ugly ducklings into white swans except for their successful careers, otherwise they all feel that the gas field is half bleak. However, the story is a story after all, but life is reality.
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(PS: Pictures have nothing to do with words. The couple in the picture are really happy. I'll borrow your wedding photo. )?
Text/Zhang Ping
Time: 2014/17