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Please give me the details of the jokes told by the blood elves.

Flirting:

Blood Elf Female:

Is that a mana worm in your pocket, or you are just happy to see me?

Is there a magic bug in your pants pocket, or are you too "excited" to see me? (No comment, good kids don't ask, bad kids imagine for themselves)

I'm addicted to you, baby~

I'm addicted to you, baby (everyone knows The blood elves are medicine-eating people.)

Normally I would only ride on epic mounts, but, let's talk

Normally I would only ride on epic mounts, but, let's talk ("Ride", "epic mount" to understand for yourself)

My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard.

My mana tap can bring all the boys to the yard.

I'm the girl that ESRB warned you about

I'm the girl that ESRB warned you about (ESRB, Entertainment Software Rating Board, American game rating organization, which rates a game as PG13 , Teen, or the organization of R. So the more explicit translation of this sentence is: "I am the girl who made WOW rated as not suitable for minors")

Blood Elf Male:

Your eyes are like the sunwell… before the explosion that doomed us all of course!

Your eyes are like the sunwell… before the explosion that doomed us all of course! (The trauma of the entire race)

You look almost as good as I do.

You are almost as beautiful as me (=__=)

Hey, why don't you come over here and... oh, watch the hair!

Baby, why don't you come over here and... oh, watch the hair!

Baby, why don't you come over here and... oh, watch the hair! . . Hey, don't mess up my hair! (=___=)

You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection.

You know what I love most about your eyes? What? When I look deep into them, I can see my own reflection (intoxicated tone) (=____=)

I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me we can rock and roll all night and party everyday.

I know roses have thorns, but as long as you pick them carefully, we can stay together forever! (In other words, the rose describes himself...

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Blood Elf Female:

No, no, I won't do that, but my sister will!

No , no, I won’t do that, but my sister will!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should we meet again~? (Smelly little girl.)

I went to the Undercity to get a facial, ah, have you seen these people?! I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you're gonna give me a facial? She got mad; at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? #$@amp; haha, she sounded like a murloc!

I went to the undercity Facials, my God, have you seen those guys! I said: You don’t even have a chin, but you want to give me a facial? She was angry, or so I thought. Have you ever heard someone without a chin talk? #$@amp; (malicious imitation) Haha, she sounds like a fish-man!

Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can't find a good burger anywhere!

Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can't find a good burger anywhere!

Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can't find a good burger anywhere! (Well, after bullying the undead MM, I went to bully Niuniu again)

Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either!

Mirrors can't talk. Fortunately for you, they don't laugh either~ (Female gamers, please refrain from smashing your monitor...)

How can I miss you if you don't go away?

How can I miss you if you don’t leave? (What about you, the one drooling in front of the screen!)

Do you think the expansion will make me fat?

Do you think the expansion will make me fat? (Expansion means both "expansion" and "expansion")

So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?

You mean I can only Is this hair color? (You pretty little girl, blame Blizzard...

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Blood Elf Male:

Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.

Want to see my good side? My most beautiful side? This question is really strange. In fact, no one side of me is beautiful (Narcissism Legend)

Give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, courage the things I can and wisdom to...AHHH just give me some freaking magic before I kill somebody!

Give me the calmness to accept the things I can't change, the courage to challenge the things I can change, and the wisdom ahhhh (crazy) , give me some fucking magic before I kill someone! (Typical drug addiction attack)

The problem with these Horde characters is that they lack sophistication, *farts

The problem with these Horde characters is that they are not mature enough (the words just fell to me

I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic, look, I got the patch.

I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic, look, I got the patch.

I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic, look, I got the patch. ~

We are allied with the Taurens? Fantastic! We will be having steak twice a week!

We are allied with the Taurens? Very good! We can eat steak twice a week~ (The honest Niu Niu is destined to be bullied by these bitches...)

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don’t you want your girlfriend to be as sexy as me~? (Really?6?1 narcissism legend...)

Sigh, I can really use a scrunchy, yea you heard me!

(Sigh) It would be nice if there was a scrunchy Yes, do you have any opinions? ! (Are you gay or Barbie?)

That day I was lining up to ride the bat, and there was an undead in front of me. Suddenly he farted! I don’t know what he ate, but it must have been indigestible, it was absolutely disgusting! (The undead eat corpses)