Funny sentences about eating mala Tang

1, the mountains and rivers are hot, not as good as mala Tang.

2, the beauty only said half, I don't know why.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

4. Throw a coin and break it. I won't drink milk tea today.

Sincerity may not change your heart, but you must change your voice when you exert yourself.

Only after some efforts can you taste the joy of giving up.

7. What is America's ass? Am I proud of China's belly?

8. After my village, there is my shop, because I am a chain store.

If you hadn't suddenly come into my life, I would have at least 200 yuan by the end of the month.

10, if you are willing to rip my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

1 1, the most familiar stranger in my life, well, this is me after P picture.

12. Girls should never run for joy. A close call. If you meet a barbecue stall, you will be in trouble.

13, it is windy today. I wanted to go to the gym, but I was blown to the tea shop.

14. Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

15, it doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me, as long as you ask, I will say no.

16, often when a person says, I'm not bragging, he begins to brag.

17, now people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, so I am awesome. I can't eat enough at all.

18, after taking the CET-4, I realized that some words can only be said to people who understand.

19, you stamped a color number at home, and I ate a large size at home. We all have a bright future.

20. I want to dye my hair pink. Is it more painful to bleach the scalp, or is it more painful to be beaten when my dad finds out?

2 1, someone asked me why my circle of friends is only visible for three days. I say this because I can't guarantee that every selfie is the same.

22. I really want to stay up late and play mobile phones less. My eyes are getting worse. You can't see the money when you open Alipay.

23. If a netizen who chats well with you suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Did you take a selfie in a circle of friends?

24. Please be direct in the future, and don't always be there. Unless there is an accident, I will be here for decades to come.

25. Have you really cared about the world? You didn't. The ketchup in KFC is getting thinner. You don't know. There is too much ice in the coke. You didn't know when the French fries box was small. You only know how to eat. You are no different from a pig.