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Li Yunlong's Classic Quotations in "Bright Sword"
1. (To Chu Yunfei) It's a nice day, and I'm in a good mood. By the way, beat his son of a bitch (ambush the observation group).
2. (To the soldier) What a fucking elite! I'm an elite!
3. (To Chu Yunfei) "He is from Shanxi in Chu Yunfei, and Shanxi people will do business from the womb".
4. (To the gunner) Damn you, you black sheep, why not use it? Don't you dare to complain, or I'll beat you!
5. (To Zhang Dabiao) You son of a bitch, why are you so sincere? Just let you drink what you want, and you still drink it all.
6. (To Ding Wei) If people are unlucky, they fart and hit their heels. When you are the director of a bullshit clothing factory, is that what old men did? Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? You wait in Mrding. One day, if you get a quilt with Yuanyang playing in the water, it will be embroidered by Lao Li.
7. (The person in the clothing factory said that Li can't take the military uniform without Zhang's endorsement.) Did I let you make the decision? Put all 2 sets of military uniforms on Lao Tzu.
8. (To soldiers) Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, while dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. When our independent regiment eats meat, that's when we meet Japanese devils.
9. (To Zhao Gang) There's another white-faced scholar who can't drink. What are you doing in an independent group? Don't talk like a book, I'm a redneck. You can't beat the devil away by playing with your mouth. I asked Deputy Director Kong to do some sideline business, and a batch of horses came from Wanjia Town, so I asked the 1st battalion to bring them back. Zhao Gang, don't sell me dog skin plasters. Where were you when I was fighting in Hubei, Henan and Anhui? It's unreasonable to want me to engage in guns and be a good boy.
1. (To Chen Geng) Why, Brigadier, rob! The official level is crushing people to death.
11. (To Zhao Gang and Sun Desheng) I bought this cavalry company commander with five machine guns. How to train is your business, corporal punishment is wrong, but it is ok to kick his ass. Yes, yes, we should do ideological work, and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, brother, I beg you, can I kneel down for you?
12. (To Minister Zhang) If I want to have a wife, I'll exchange my wife for fifty cases of grenades, and if you give me ten more cases, I'll get you another Japanese bitch.
13. (For Zhao Gang and Kong Jie) Every soldier bears a nest of bears, and our independent group can't get meat to eat, but the fucking political commissar is too bear. Hole rash fellow, you pretend to be an intellectual. You don't know a word when you fight big, and you don't know if the pole is one when it falls down. You pretend to be a pig with a green onion in your nose.
14. (To the soldiers) Tell you blind Cheng that I taught him how to shoot a gun in those days, and now I will teach him how to fight, so that he can stand on the hillside and learn.
15. (To Zhao Gang) Joke, I have fought hundreds of battles, which one was won by culture? What's more, you, Zhao Gang, read a small broadcast in Yanjing, accusing Lao Tzu of being tricky!
16. (To Chu Yunfei) When a gentleman brings a female gun, it will make people laugh. I want it public.
17. Is your boy stuffed with donkey hair? I just said no fortifications. Do you take Lao Tzu's words as fart? !
18. (To soldiers) The political commissar of Zhao is Confucius, who is both civil and military. I'm a picky eater. I can't have too much if I have more, and I'm unhappy if I don't get anything. If I can't get anything, I'll scold my mother. Of course, I don't want everything. If you get me a Japanese bitch, I don't want it.
19. (To the monk) Isn't Lao Zi like a boss? You are as blind as a bat!
2. (To Chu Yunfei) You don't know, man. Recently, I expanded another battalion. If I return those equipment to you, my hundreds of people will have to carry sticks to fight.
21. (To the monk) Monk, don't take out your wine. I saw it all. You stole two bottles of Fenjiu and a whole roast chicken. You want to keep it for yourself, you monk.
22. (to the battalion commanders) When did so many people get out of here? It seems that you are all stiff and all of you have become fucking rich men.
23. (In front of Xiuqin's grave) Xiuqin, my parents in Li Yunlong died young, without brothers, sisters or relatives. But I feel that you are lying here, and my half-life in Li Yunlong is buried here.
24. (To Kong Jie) Don't say that you come to intercede, even if the teacher comes to intercede, I won't buy it. It has been the custom since ancient times to kill people and pay back debts. I tell you, Kong Erlengzi, I advise you to mind your own business. I am polite to you. If it weren't for the sake of old comrades-in-arms, I would have cleaned up your new second regiment together.
25. (To Zhao Gang) You went to the hospital, and I lost three things in Li Yunlong. My wife was killed by a devil, and my brother, who lived and died, was beheaded by bandits. Besides, you, the political commissar who was in a coma for 23 days, even a stone, is stuck in my Li Yunlong's chest, so it's time to cover your heat, isn't it? I am not made of iron, I have a heart, I have a liver, and I have feelings!
26. (To Zhao Gang) Why didn't you say that I was demoted by the whole team? If you don't let me drink some wine after I lost my official, will you let me live?
27. (to Zhao Gang) monk Wei, what a good brother. He saved Lao Tzu's life, but he was killed. Monk Wei died miserably. It's all my fault that Li Yunlong couldn't even protect his own brother. I fucking regret it. Why should I send him to deliver the letter? Monk Wei, I Li Yunlong am sorry for you. My brother ... (Zhao Gang comforts him and tells him to go to the county seat) Where to go, to the county seat, why should I go to the county seat? No.
28. (To Duan Peng) Now I'm studying while fighting. We won't delay anything. When I beat the Japanese away, I will graduate from college.
Duan Peng said, Colonel, people who are literate are civilized, so they won't talk about Lao Tzu.
Li Yunlong: Bullshit. Chiang Kai-shek has a good education, and he likes a girl with one bite. I have no culture if I say I am an old man?
29. Is it so serious (for Zhao Gang)? Say a thousand words and ten thousand words, it is my Lao Li who can't live without you. Send another political commissar. We have a bad temper, and we can't pee in a pot. What we lose is the army, you know?
3. (To Zhao Gang) Can't I write you an iou? You have a lot of miscellaneous brands in this 2, yuan. I will capture them in a couple of days, and I will return them to your clique, the authentic Central Army.
31. (To Director Luo) Matchmaker? I think you, Director Luo, are more like a trafficker.
32. (To Tian Yu) Think about it. I'm back at the headquarters of the 2nd Division. I have to find my chair first. I swept my eyes like this, and I found this chair first, right? I see, what is this thing on the chair? It was a butt sitting on it, and when I looked up, it was a face. But that face has nothing to do with the chair. Only that ass has something to do with the chair, right? ... how can ass be considered rude? Whoever doesn't have that thing can't have a neck under his legs.
33. (To Tian Yu) It's getting late. It's time to use your head. If it's late, all the good men will be gone.
Extended information:
Bright Sword is a war TV series produced and distributed by Hairun Film and Television Production Co., Ltd. Directed by Chen Jian and Zhang Qian, written by Dou Liang and Jiang Qitao, starring Li Youbin, He Zhengjun, Zhang Guangbei, Zhang Tong, Tong Lei, Wang Quanyou and You Li. "Liang Jian" landed on CCTV1 prime file on September 12, 25. Baidu Encyclopedia-Liang Jian
This drama describes the story that Li Yunlong, a revolutionary soldier, has gone through War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, the War of Liberation, the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea and other historical periods, and his true colors have never changed.
In 213, the Central Propaganda Department, the Ministry of Education, and the Central Committee of the Youth League decided to recommend 1 excellent books and 1 excellent films to young people all over the country, and 23 TV series, such as Bright Sword, were on the list.
Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-Liang Jian
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