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Cheating luggage joke
Lao Wang, right?
Don't!
Xiao Wang, right?
Not yet.
Lin Bing (gonorrhea)?
Not exactly.
Oh, I see, you are Yang Wei (impotence).
By the way, it's a good thing I haven't forgotten my old friend.
Bah, I don't have any friends named Yang Wei in Shenzhen.
The other person will say, well, I'll invite you to a certain hotel for morning tea, and we'll meet again. I said yes, and then I went back to sleep with my phone covered and told him to wait.
If you are really cheated, the result will be like this: when you arrive, one or two young people will be waiting for you, saying that they are subordinates and that the general manager Yang is fine. If he has something to do, he will come back later and we will eat with you first. There are two possibilities in the process of eating. If he comes alone, he will keep calling, and then say that his mobile phone is dead, and he will borrow your mobile phone to make an appointment, saying that the signal is not good. If it's two people, one of them will call the so-called Yang Jingli and say that he will come. We will meet him outside together, and the other person will stay inside. When you go out, he will take your bag away, and the people with you will also find opportunities to slip away.
I know that Yunnan people are more likely to be such liars.
Running a business and dealing with all kinds of people, many people have been cheated, from being cheated of money and things to being cheated of eating and drinking. I have been in the sea for more than ten years, and I am known as the king of liar identification. Many scams are exposed to me, and I also train business people to identify scams at any time to reduce the cost of being cheated.
Once, a trading company in a certain place said that it would discuss a large solar energy project with us. After our business people went, they said that the company had a large business volume and asked me to go. At that time, I happened to be passing by on a business trip, so I readily agreed to talk about business. It was very late when I arrived at my destination that day. At that time, I saw that the company was a little big. After I went there, I went straight to the point and asked them which company wanted water heaters. I want to go to the scene first, so that I can give guidance according to the situation.
The solar water heater is the main engine when it leaves the factory, and many after-sales work needs special installers to solve, especially the installation project. How to take the pipeline is the most scientific and reasonable. I'm a technical expert, thinking that since I'm here, I'll help customers solve the after-sales installation problem together, and my products will be more recognized by customers because of the package solution of the system I provided, which is also the magic weapon for me to sell more than 1000 solar water heaters in the early stage of my business. However, the company's entourage was in no hurry to take me to the site, saying that they would ask the leaders of local units that need to install solar water heaters to talk in detail at the dinner table, and then go to the site tomorrow to finalize the contract first. When talking about the contract, they insisted on "delivery before payment". I told them that our policy is to deliver the goods after payment, the manufacturer guarantees the quality, and the customer also guarantees our payment.
Because the two sides failed to sign the contract because of the difference in payment, they warmly invited me to dinner, which means to negotiate at the dinner table. The companion in the canteen said that this business is very profitable. In order to make this business, it is necessary to "take care" of the leaders of the engineering side, which requires a sum of money. I hope I will take out this "kickback" first tonight and they will give it to the leaders of the engineering side. I felt something was wrong when I heard it. Payment hasn't arrived yet. It is not common sense to give money to the project leader to send a "kickback" first.
When I saw their insincerity and the topic of conversation was "doing nothing", it felt like a banquet, so as soon as they said "I have something to do", they all got up to see me off. Arriving at the front desk, an escort said, you should check out first. I asked, didn't you invite me to dinner? How can I check out?
He said: You are the seller, we are customers, and you have to pay.
Seeing that they broke their word strengthened my previous judgment. There is no need to disturb them. When I asked about the price, I wanted more than 1000. This restaurant is very ordinary, and the dishes are simple. It's not worth a few dollars at all, and the asking price is more than 1000 yuan, which is obviously fraudulent.
I said I only have three or four hundred dollars on me, so you should get my ticket back. I have friends in the local area, or I'll call my friends over. Seeing that my attitude was quite firm, they stopped insisting. They took me 300 yuan and let me go.
To sum up the situation encountered this time, this is actually a liar's "three-step chess" trick: the first step is to use the contract as a means of fraud. If we send the goods to them, they will make a net profit and the money will not be given to the manufacturers; After the first move failed, they came up with a second move, asking for a kickback. This phenomenon was very popular in the 1990s, and it was quite gullible, but I saw through it again and refused. They came up with the third trick, eating in the designated restaurant, eating 100 lying around 1000, and cheating foreign customers with the hotel.
Warning: if you meet such a liar, you can minimize the "big risk" and not suffer more harm and loss. The main points are summarized as follows:
First, we must be "positive" and don't leave opportunities for swindlers to "cheat".
You can't do business because of "greed", and you can't give the other party a "kickback" because you want to take a little money (this is the case in state-owned enterprises), so that the other party can't use the selfishness of the parties to succeed their own tricks;
Second, be calm after seeing through the scam. Evil will not suppress justice. After you know that you have been cheated, you should try to get out quickly and speak righteously, which will make the liar afraid to act rashly.
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