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The best code word in life

1, the Yangtze River, this is the Yellow River. 2, sweet potato sweet potato. I am a potato. 3, Tianwang Gai Di Hu, Baota Town River Demon. 4, pull the mountain to smother the world, when it is unfavorable, it will not die. 5. Does the boss want vinegar? Can you still be an old man without drinking vinegar? 6.will it rain today? It won't rain today, but it will tomorrow. 7. Clear away the dark clouds and clear the mountains and clear the water to see cattle and sheep. 8. There is no way for mountains and rivers to be suspicious, and there is another village. 9, Gorkon, a school of western hills show through the ages. The door faces the sea, and the three rivers flow side by side for thousands of years. 10, open sesame. 1 1, kung pao chicken, shredded pork with fish flavor. 12, Oriental Middle School, hold up the sun tomorrow. 13, fatigue can rejuvenate the country, and closing your eyes can restore your energy. 14, the king covers the ground and the cat catches the mouse. 15, when will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself. 16, a plate of pig's head meat, 22 pairs of tempting. 17, the mountains cover the day and weed at noon. 18, Tianma Meteor Boxing, here is a pack of salt for you. 19, Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival, River Demon in Baota Town. 20, potatoes, potatoes, I am beef. The best password in life 2 "Chemistry" password: 1, 38324? 14 122! Note: 38324 is the equilibrium coefficient of the reaction equation between dilute nitric acid and copper: 3Cu+8HNO (dilute) = = 3cu (none) +2no ↑+4ho 122 is the equilibrium coefficient of the reaction equation between concentrated nitric acid and copper: Cu+4HNO (concentrated) = = Cu (none) +2no ↑. Thin bitch! Note: another formula for balancing copper with the equations of concentrated nitric acid and dilute nitric acid. 3. Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium and boron? Carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and neon! Note: junior high school chemistry must recite element 4, lithium, sodium, potassium, rubidium and cesium spin? Beryllium magnesium calcium strontium barium radium! Note: Periodic Table 5. Acid dehydroxylation? Dehydrogenation! Note: Esterification reaction formula 6. Monovalent potassium hydrogen chloride, sodium silver, divalent calcium oxygen, barium magnesium zinc? Tri-aluminum-silicon pentavalent phosphorus, zero valence of single substance should be remembered clearly! Note: valence formula 7, strong hydrolysis and weak hydrolysis? The weaker it is, the more hydrolyzed it is! Note: Hydrolysis formula 8 of salt. Two poles, one liquid and one chain? Anode oxidation anode also! Note: The negative electrode can spontaneously react with the electrolyte. 9. Check the air tightness first, and heat the cups and bottles through the net. Remove the pipe before moving the lamp after drainage and gas collection! Note: Basic knowledge of chemical experiment. 10, sulfuric acid and alcohol are three to one? Rapid heating 170! Note: The method of making ethylene in the laboratory is 1 1, which does not coalesce into water droplets? It won't flow in a stream. Note: The code of Medical Biology, the standard for clean glass instruments, is 12. Is there a hidden mystery out of nothing? Invisible partner sees a woman sick! Note: the sex-linked genetic formula 13 means that the mother is sick and the child is sick? A sick woman and a sick father are bound to get sick! Note: the method of judging recessive genetic disease by X is 14, and the membrane nucleus disappears into two bodies with clear shape and homogeneous equator. The number of pitting increases evenly at both poles, and the two are starting again now! Note: The characteristic of mitotic chromosome change is 15, with three moving eyes, four sliding, five forks and six abduction at one sniff. Seven sides, eight ears, nine tongues, swallowing, wandering, sublingual! Note: 12 cranial nerve formula 16, adenine, guanine? Cytosine, uracil, thymine! Note: The base of DNA and RNA is 17, and the two tips of hypertrophic obstruction are narrow. Acute myocardial infarction with heart failure! Note: Clinicians' contraindications to digitalis are 18, one, three, four, six cheeks and six tongues, but only five pairs of pointed jaws and faces. The lower three are facing the upper three seams, and the rest are looking for the middle jaw! Note: The tooth arrangement formula of complete denture is 19. Is it used to treat toxic pus with purulent powder? Seven ghosts mountain armour morning market bear! Note: Chinese medicine surgery, head. 20. Lin Fei brown sugar, Sudan red? Protein double contraction, starch iodine blue! Note: high school biology and material appraisal formula. The most awesome secret code in life 3 Eight famous secret codes in history 1. "King Gai Hu Di, Baota Town River Demon. Why are you blushing? Full of energy. Why is it yellow again? Cold resistant wax. " Every time I read a passage from Lin Yuanli, I feel wonderful, so wonderful that the meaning it wants to express is not important! Gangsters exchange slang with each other, which is a real code word. My brother is one of the founders of this company, and now the business of this company is booming. I hope to enter the business as soon as possible. " A letter written by Grandpa Mao to Li Da on the occasion of the founding of the People's Republic of China passed through the dangerous Kuomintang-controlled area and was delivered to Li Da. It is worth mentioning that later generations often say that this is one of the best startup companies in history, but I didn't expect the entrepreneurs to admit it themselves. Interesting, interesting! Third, Cao Cao and Sima Yi are in parallel. Cao Cao suddenly asked Sima Yi, "Why do you think your feet are whiter than your face?" Sima Yi shook his head. Cao Cao said, "Because it is always hidden." At first glance, a passage in "The New Three Kingdoms" thought that Cao Cao had seen through Sima Yi's wolf ambition, and he always hid everything. Later, he discovered that Lao Cao meant: hide with one step! 3. Hearing this, the ancestor jumped off the platform with a ruler in his hand and designated Wukong: "You monkey, what are you going to do if you don't learn like this?" Go up to him, hit Wukong in the head three times ... and leave the public. This should be familiar! I've been thinking, what if Monkey Sun thinks it's three days later? Will you keep your grandfathers waiting until midnight for nothing? Four, this chicken tongue smells five pounds as a token of my appreciation. It was Cao Cao and Cao Mengde who said this. This is a letter he wrote to Zhuge Liang. It is recorded in "Han Guan" that businessmen are full of chicken tongues and want to make their breath fragrant through performances. In other words, Cao Cao wanted to win over Zhuge Liang. Lao Cao, it's not a shame. Just say it! What a nuisance! Five, you know I have a husband, give me a pair of pearls. I thank you for your love and pin the pearl on my red shirt. My home is connected with the imperial garden, and my husband is on duty in the palace with a halberd. Although I know you are sincere to Lang Lang, I have vowed to share my life and death with my husband. Return your double beads, my eyes are full of tears, and I regret not meeting you before I got married. A poem written by Zhang Ji, a poet in the Tang Dynasty. Do you think this poem is about a mistress involved in a boudoir? Not really! At that time, an emissary named Li Shidao tried to woo Zhang Ji, but Zhang Ji was very honest and didn't want to associate with Sok Li Dao. At this point, this code word is really wonderful! 6. Chunyu Kun said, "The state-owned big bird ends in the imperial court. Three years later, it doesn't bark or bark. What does the king know about this bird? " The king said, "This bird is not famous, but it is already famous. It will be a blockbuster if you don't sing. " It is said that during the Warring States Period, Qi Weiwang of the State of Qi neglected state affairs and made his national strength very poor, but no one dared to persuade him. A man named Chunyu Kun said to Qi Weiwang, "We have a big bird here, which has been parked in the yard for three years. Does your majesty know why? " Qi Weiwang said, "Why? A big bird is a big bird. If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster! " However, one operation, talking about this and that, will govern the country in a short time! 7. "Is Ping Bao Er still there?" "Are you still there?" When Judy becomes emperor, anyone who sees the names on the list and asks this question will die! You can search if you are interested. Eight, "10 o'clock, it's getting late, go home." "Oh, that is, it's so late, the dormitory is still locked. What should I do? " "Nothing, I know the aunt in the dormitory, let her open the door for you!" From a conversation with a school girl a few years ago! Think about this, career.