Tell me some jokes 1 1

1, Mom: "Why are you eating pears in front of the mirror?"

Daughter: "Mom, I want to eat two pears!" " "

2. Mom came home: "Little greedy ghost, you just ate all the snacks!" "

Mao Mao pointed to the food bag on the ground and said vaguely, "Doesn't it say' Don't hide for a long time'?"

3. "Mom, what time was I born at night?"

"3 pm."

"Why did you wake me up so late?"

4. Mom: "Do you calculate the number of this problem?"

Son: "5"

Mom: "That's clever, even if you come out so soon. Give you five cents to buy popsicles. "

Son: "Mom, please make another one equal to 100!" " "

Dad bought a New Pants for his daughter. Who knows I can't put it on just after I get into the water?

Mom scolded dad angrily.

The daughter said, "Mom, why don't you give me a bath and shrink?"

6. Dad: "Come here, I will continue to help you with your homework today!" "

Son: "I don't want your tutoring, I want my mother's tutoring." Yesterday, you wrote' a meal' as' a ton of rice', and my classmates laughed at me as a' big git'. "