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What will happen if a man is said to be afraid of his girlfriend?

If you don’t have a wife, you will miss your wife; if you have a wife, you will be afraid of your wife. The so-called fear of his wife is indeed my personal experience. However, there is absolutely no such thing as cold eyebrows and raised eyes, holding a broom with pimples, and there is no such thing as kneeling on the washboard.

It is a fact that I miss my wife. In the past, because most of my peers of the same age were married and had families, I was the only one who still lived in a cold room, a cold bed, and a cold quilt. How could I not think about it? I keep my eyes open during the day and think about it, and when I fall asleep at night, I think about it in my dreams. I really think about it!

Nowadays, henpecking is still a fact. Why? Because my wife is better than me, I can’t accept it. There are many reasons for fear. First of all, your wife must love you and care about you before she is willing to take care of you. For example, reprimands such as "smoking less" and "don't drink alcohol will kill you" are actually harsh words of advice. If you don’t believe me, try it. Even if the lady in the hotel regards you as God, she will not care about you when you are drunk and vomiting. It must be your nagging wife who drags you home, makes you drink tea, and puts you to sleep. Secondly, your wife takes care of you because she has full confidence in you. Once she no longer cares about you, it's not because you are perfect anymore, but because you are hopeless in her mind. Secondly, because you love your wife, you will obey her. This article should attract the attention of most ladies. Every man who is afraid of his wife is not because he is really afraid, but because he really loves his wife, feels sorry for her, and is afraid of losing her. If you don't believe it, try another woman he doesn't like.

A few years ago, gambling was very popular in our place, and I was not willing to be alone. I often took part in my friends’ activities such as “building the Great Wall” and “playing poker” with some small change. After I got married, my wife never allowed me to gamble. When she saw my gambling friends come to the house, she would close the door and not allow me to go out. Once, I was intercepted by some buddies and I was gambling for a while. I was lucky and won more than 20 yuan. I wanted to please my wife, so I handed the money to her as soon as I entered the house. But I never expected that she not only tore the money into pieces, but also picked up a broom and hit me on the head and face, shouting and cursing: "Damn it, if you dare to gamble again in the future, we will divorce ! "Really, I am afraid of her from the bottom of my heart, afraid that she will be angry, and afraid that she will divorce me. After that, my gambling problem naturally got rid of me. Later, the police station arrested several poker players for gambling and fined them a lot of money. But I was the only one who was safe. This is the benefit of my wife taking care of them. Most of the content that your wife manages is about the details of your husband's life, and its purpose is nothing more than to hope that you will get rid of bad habits.

As the saying goes: "The wild horse needs to be trained, and the prodigal needs to be reformed." Whether it is training or reforming, there must be someone to supervise! I am a dignified man, but I am afraid of my wife. That is because my wife is right and manages things reasonably. If someone says I am henpecked, I will never be angry. As for financial control, don't worry, as long as she sincerely lives with you, the money will never fall into the hands of a fourth party other than her and your children. Therefore, as long as you have pocket money in your pocket, there is no need to fight over who is in charge of the finances. Besides, it’s too late to be happy about having a wife and a housekeeper, taking such a huge advantage!

Currently, the world economy is in a downturn, but only the great motherland is still thriving. I recently returned to China for an inspection at my own expense and found that the new trend of henpecking has greatly promoted the economy. I summarize it as follows. I hope this spring breeze will blow all over the country as soon as possible, and the motherland will become more prosperous.

1. Henpecked people can live longer

Those who are henpecked cannot smoke, drink, or have fun. They must report home early after get off work every day. Therefore, life is extremely regular, and many bad habits before marriage have been changed. The heavy housework has exercised the body. Is it possible to live longer?

2. Henpecked people can save money

Henpecked people use their wives as an excuse to avoid all social activities among friends, and they save money on cigarettes and alcohol. The plan to provide a house and a car can be realized as soon as possible.

3. Henpeckedness can ensure social stability

Family stability is the cornerstone of social stability. The decline in domestic violence can free up the people's police to devote more energy to dealing with social indiscretions.

The decline in the divorce rate will also allow the courts to concentrate on handling major and important cases that endanger national security, without having to detain suspects for extended periods, which will contribute to the high reputation of the proletarian dictatorship.

4. Henpecking can be beneficial to job hunting

Long-term henpecking can hone a person’s careful and responsive personality. Such a personality is conducive to confidential work. You can apply for a job in your resume. Add this one. If your employer turns a blind eye to this great advantage of yours, is such an unwise person still worthy of you working for him? What future does the company have? It’s okay if you don’t want such a job.

5. Being afraid of your hen is a statesmanlike style

People who are afraid of their hens have a plan in everything they do. They make good excuses for all kinds of accidents in advance. Jump, this is an indispensable quality for politicians, as President Clinton is proof. Henpecked people are good at making promises to their wives. This also applies to politicians to voters.

6. Henpecked people can be promoted

When the Organization Department inspects cadres, "decent style of life" is a very important item.

7. Being afraid of hen is a feat of changing customs

"Being afraid of hen" is the complete abandonment of the feudal ideology that has been entrenched for thousands of years and favors boys over girls. Comrades have sacrificed their personal development. The new trend of contemporary socialism. At present, the situation in big cities such as Shanghai and Guangzhou is very good. In the future, the focus of work should be shifted to the vast world of small towns and rural areas, so that new flowers of socialism can bloom all over the country.

8. Being afraid of your wife is a kind of great love

The "fear" of "being afraid of your wife" is actually "love", and you are "fearful" because of your "love" towards your wife. My wife is God, my wife’s words are the imperial edict, my wife’s opinions are the final ruling without appeal, and my wife’s requests must not be forgotten. Let us generalize: If everyone puts the people they work for first and employees are "afraid" of work, why not take it seriously? The boss is "afraid" of customers, so why worry about not providing attentive service? "Officials are "afraid" of the people", why not worry about "the interests of the people above all else". Then there is no need to leave it to the next generation to surpass the British and catch up with the United States.

9. Being afraid of your wife is good for the parent-child relationship

The unshirkable responsibility of a housewife is not only to carry the gas tank, but also to consciously change diapers, put the children to sleep, cook, clean the home, etc. Teaching by example is more important than words. This not only sets an example for his son, but also makes the family happy. It will help them adapt to the new trend of favoring girls over boys as soon as possible; it will also increase their daughter's yearning for a better and happy life in the future.

10. People who are afraid of hens will be the healthiest when surfing the Internet.

Consciously resist the temptation of bad websites, speak seriously and responsibly, and actively search for information that improves the quality of the couple's life. Share interesting jokes and gossip with your wife.