A joke between big countries and small countries and the United Nations.

There are contradictions among small countries, and once the United Nations comes forward to mediate, the contradictions will disappear. There are contradictions between small countries and big countries. Once the United Nations mediates, small countries will be gone. There are contradictions among big powers, and once the United Nations regulates them, the contradictions will disappear. There are contradictions between big countries and the five permanent members. Once the United Nations mediates, the great powers will be gone. There are contradictions between the five permanent members and the five permanent members. Once the United Nations mediates, the United Nations will be gone.